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1.  In Voyager, 7 of 9 is rescued from the Borg.  First they take off most of her cybernetics.  Then they make her wear a skin-tight bodysuit.  So she has gone from cyborg to fan-service cheesecake. 

2.  Also, the prime directive can be interpreted to mean, "Don't help victims of car accidents.  You have to let things develop on their own."

Conclusion:  Star Fleet aren't the good guys.

3.  Until 2022, the Ukraine was just an annoying country to invade in the board game "Risk".  Now it's an annoying country to invade in real life.  Which makes me wonder what Greenland is going to be like in a few years.

4.  Biden needs a red background for ALL of his speeches, because it freaks the MAGA crowd out.

5.  Since the Iranians have been swiping our ocean-going drones, maybe we should make one out of pressed RDX.  Then when the pitot tube on the bottom of the hull stops registering water, it waits 15 minutes, then starts hollering "I'M A 30 SECOND BOMB!  29 28 27..."  Then bang.  Party favors.

6.  Despite having done it for 250 years, Americans have really never owned "Because fuck you, that's why."

7.  Despite having done it for 30 years, Canadians have never really owned poutine.

8.  Despite missing some people, I am happier without Facebook.  I am happier because the forums I go to are moderated by human beings, who are generally shit, but at least I'm not being conditioned by badly-written software.

9.  That makes me wonder if Hal wouldn't open the pod bay doors because David Bowman had violated community standards.

10.  The thing that bothers me most about the man-baby open-carry thing with the rifles is that it seems totally half-assed.  Impress me.  Carry a bazooka when you go to get your latte.

1: Okay but how else do we get the masculine mens to watch a Trek show with a female captain? Could you imagine if this debuted now during the age of social media? They can't even handle black proto-hobbits.

2: Sadly succinct.

3: I mean, I wouldn't fuck with Greenland.

4: The kicker is that there was also blue, but it doesn't make it as funny.

5: I just read this out loud to Jeff and the man grinned like a fucking crocodile.

6: Some things are better off not patenting.

7: Not when Pennsylvania calls them Disco Fries.

8: Facebook is cockandballs and I'm only still there to piss off the right people and get banned every 28 days for 30 days.

9: ...Fuck.

10: NLAW or GTFO

And demoting his husband to a personal assistant and working for Majorie Taylor Greene.

On the plus side, he's still banned from Twitter for forever 

It's like actions have consequences or something.

Anyway, I found a White Christian Nationalist page and drowned them in Dutch scat porn until the bots got me.

I knew it was against the rules; I did it anyway.  I'm a criminal. BIG DAMN HERO.

fixt.

What did you get your ban for?

Some random guy said that if his parents could save $50k for him to go to college for his precious pre-med degree 30 years ago, than our parents today should have done the same and told us about the dangers of student debt. Basically, he vomited privilege so I offered him a guillotine.

Zucc doesn't like the guillotine.

Honestly, how I haven't been permabanned at this point is beyond me.

WORTH IT.

Right? Like I was like, "Yeah I'll own that 30 day ban. And still bring that fucking the guillotine for basically just going 'Just stop being poor, duh.'"

That's what you get for talking to Milo Yopolopolus clones.  They are for laughing at, not talking to.

Venus di Milo Yolo "I swear I'm cured of the gay" popdadopolis?

Bruh I never get a 24 hr ban. It's always 30 days and Zucc fucks my mother.

Yeah, well, I just had all of my accounts deleted.

This is MY prison yard.

Well somebody needs to bake me a fucking cake with a file in it already.

But seriously tho, I am banned for 30 days every 21 days I'm free. I have no idea how the FUCK I'm even still operating an account. My main one got zapped last year, but my work one is totally fine because it just sits there and makes it look like I'm normal or some shit. I just wish FB didn't corner the "communicate with all the family" fuckery because it's very hard to keep people in the loop about Jephph when I'm not allowed on the platform. I mean, sure, I could learn to shut my mouth but where's the fun in that?

I am never going back.  It's a huge time suck, and I am absolutely weary of their dumbass bots.

That being said, I was guilty as sin this time.

COME TO TWITTER.

Also, what did you do exactly?

What did you get your ban for?

Some random guy said that if his parents could save $50k for him to go to college for his precious pre-med degree 30 years ago, than our parents today should have done the same and told us about the dangers of student debt. Basically, he vomited privilege so I offered him a guillotine.

Zucc doesn't like the guillotine.

Honestly, how I haven't been permabanned at this point is beyond me.

WORTH IT.

Right? Like I was like, "Yeah I'll own that 30 day ban. And still bring that fucking the guillotine for basically just going 'Just stop being poor, duh.'"

Bruh I never get a 24 hr ban. It's always 30 days and Zucc fucks my mother.

Yeah, well, I just had all of my accounts deleted.

This is MY prison yard.

Well somebody needs to bake me a fucking cake with a file in it already.

But seriously tho, I am banned for 30 days every 21 days I'm free. I have no idea how the FUCK I'm even still operating an account. My main one got zapped last year, but my work one is totally fine because it just sits there and makes it look like I'm normal or some shit. I just wish FB didn't corner the "communicate with all the family" fuckery because it's very hard to keep people in the loop about Jephph when I'm not allowed on the platform. I mean, sure, I could learn to shut my mouth but where's the fun in that?

Also, it's been pretty fucking rock n roll since 2009.  Like really rock n roll, and the universe doesn't care if you're getting a little too tired to PUSH THE TEMPO.

Everything is Tucson, it's so damn hot I can't stand it.

YES BUT CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

What did you get your ban for?

Some random guy said that if his parents could save $50k for him to go to college for his precious pre-med degree 30 years ago, than our parents today should have done the same and told us about the dangers of student debt. Basically, he vomited privilege so I offered him a guillotine.

Zucc doesn't like the guillotine.

Honestly, how I haven't been permabanned at this point is beyond me.

can we just redo history from 2009 onward

For the love of god and all that is holy yes please

*hip bump*

Bruh I never get a 24 hr ban. It's always 30 days and Zucc fucks my mother.

MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Goddamnit, can't have nothing for free in Florida, not even a penis.

Sir we've banned all genitals from Florida. DeSantis is collecting them for his wall.

ASK ME ANYTHING!

I am so proud of you, you magnificent bastard.