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Apple Talk / Re: On the Subject of Birds
« on: November 24, 2019, 11:25:01 pm »
The only reason science hasn't yet proven this is that all the scientists involved get infected by the spores and must follow their unholy master's wishes, one of which is to deny any credibility to the sinister truth of the matter.

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Apple Talk / Re: On the Subject of Birds
« on: November 24, 2019, 11:19:24 pm »
Anyone who's ever shared a house with a bird knows this to be true. Their spores get in the air, infect your brain, and before you know it, you are a servant of a vile, avian arch-lich.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: I found the solution!
« on: November 24, 2019, 03:24:14 am »
I've been having trouble because my iron levels are horribly excessive, much as I like meat, and much as my primary care physician may say that, eating meat isn't affecting it, I still feel the need to cut back on any sources of iron. Then again I'm a horrible mutant and may be about to evolve into a new pokemon, but I'm not willing to put bets on that. More likely the simplest answer is the best, which is, "stop eating iron or you're going to get a systemic overdose."... that's not the case for everyone.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: I found the solution!
« on: November 23, 2019, 01:19:35 pm »
I think it important to note that the real goal isn't to just, do away with the meat industry over night. Like it or not, cows shit, big, floppy dumps, all the time. Ever seen a cow shit? I've spent enough time growing up and exploring the woods and a ranch to know JUST HOW MUCH THEY SHIT. It's huge. Methane is a greenhouse gas. Now, I still eat meat, but I try to eat a lot more vegetarian food, because any dent I can make in my carbon footprint is better than just being the straight-up carnivore nature designed me to be. Luckilly, foods that can meet my needs are more plentiful now.

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Apple Talk / Re: RWHN's spiritual leader has spoken.
« on: November 23, 2019, 05:31:21 am »
Seriously, it's an hour of straight ass-kissing that you'll never get back in your life, view at your own peril. Also, it's Trump sitting next to Mitt Romney, of all people, and a bunch of whiney bitches complaining about vaping.

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Apple Talk / Re: RWHN's spiritual leader has spoken.
« on: November 23, 2019, 05:24:35 am »
You can practically hear the anurism from here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9o2Y5LiFAk

EDIT: Or is it in your own head? YMMV

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: I found the solution!
« on: November 23, 2019, 04:04:59 am »
I hear some of the new vegan immitation meat is way better than the real thing. I'm wanting to try some.

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Apple Talk / Re: Discordian Tarot Deck
« on: November 23, 2019, 02:54:40 am »
I'm wondering what card I'd be, unfortunately there's no total fucking dumbass card, so it seems I'm shit out of luck.

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I'm doing unusually well. A revanent requires sustenance in the form of purpose, and it sure feels like clawing my way out of the grave, but it's coming along. Ye olde vengeance ran out a long time ago and been running on fumes for over a decade, needed something new. In short, I feel alive again, and it was so far gone that I didn't realize just how dead everything was until I got slapped in the face with a new reason.

Sorry to hear you lost the election, you seem like a quality individual, maybe next time?

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Facebook is a literal sewer-pipe connecting inbred weirdo alt-right people from my home town and family, continually spewing utter garbage in my face 24/7. Maybe, that's just my inbred white-trash ass, maybe not. Old friends from a well-rated high school and life after high school, all spewing the same mindless psychobabble as back in the day, and they say I'M the drama queen. No thanks. I'll take this shit-show over that one any day.

Fuck Facebutt.

Arguably I got a bunch of ultra-conservatives saying it was alright that I was pilfering the government dole early in life, because I am genuinely FUBAR in the noggin and I've actually done good shit for society. I tried explaining "Well, just like me, there are many others that those from your perspective write off instinctually without taking a good, long look at the situation, actually YOU do that to whole groups of people, the only reason you agree with me being supported by the system is because you know me, and you've listened to what I've gone through."

That's not right, I encourage them to cultivate empathy, but they're too hung up on this mythological human beast that doesn't WANT to work and be productive. Come on now, that's a miserable existence and almost no one would willingly consign themselves to that... well, except spoiled rich brats.

EDIT: My purpose now is to settle down and make a bunch of multi-racial babies with a fantastic, talented young woman, and do my best to see that her emotional needs are met. That'll learn 'em.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 22, 2019, 03:14:28 pm »
I would vote for Dok. "We're all gonna die so fuck it! 2020 apocalypse ftw bitches!!!"

TBH Romney is one of the few republicans who hasn't got shit on his hands from this blatant disgrace. Who would've thought some fat-ass blow-hard could come in and make this douche look squeeky clean by contrast?

EDIT: If you ever DO run for president, Dok, I got no job and nothing to do if you need some volunteer labor. Mental disabilities tend to free up one's schedule once everyone realizes it's not going to mysteriously get better someday.

Can you yell "FUCK YOU!" and "SHUT UP!" at reporters like you mean it?

SHUT, UP YOU USELESS FUCKWIT! GO STICK YOUR DICK IN A SANDWICH SO I CAN BITE IT OFF! AND FURTHERMORE, FUCK YOU!

Just no cabinet positions or anything, I don't want to walk into that given past embarrassments.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 22, 2019, 02:47:43 pm »
I would vote for Dok. "We're all gonna die so fuck it! 2020 apocalypse ftw bitches!!!"

TBH Romney is one of the few republicans who hasn't got shit on his hands from this blatant disgrace. Who would've thought some fat-ass blow-hard could come in and make this douche look squeeky clean by contrast?

EDIT: If you ever DO run for president, Dok, I got no job and nothing to do if you need some volunteer labor. Mental disabilities tend to free up one's schedule once everyone realizes it's not going to mysteriously get better someday.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 22, 2019, 02:17:32 pm »
Will Putin be there too?

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Apple Talk / Re: RWHN's spiritual leader has spoken.
« on: November 20, 2019, 07:34:59 pm »
I quit smoking by switching to a vaporizer, my lungs feel much healthier and I'm able to do a lot more without running out of breath, plus I don't smell like an ashtray buttcrack 24/7. Far from increasing my nicotine usage, it's actually DECREASED over time, to where a bottle lasts me a month and a half, as opposed to two weeks when I first started. That's major savings over buying packs of cigarrettes, and my nicotine habit has shrunk considerably.

I find all this reactionary voodoo logic to be brain-hurtingly offensive and stupid. I wish these people would stay true to their intellectual capabilities and forget to breathe for twenty or thirty minutes to make space for those of us capable of the occasional coherent plan.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 20, 2019, 06:55:44 pm »
The wheels on the bus go thump thump thump,
       Thump thump thump,
                  Thump thump thump.

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