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Or Kill Me / Rant 44: Just for the hell of it
« on: June 23, 2004, 07:56:13 am »
Damn you with you're glitzy title, drawing me into you'r  weird heresy

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Literate Chaotic / Carlos Castaneda
« on: June 23, 2004, 07:31:21 am »
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
David Bowie! :P

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE indeed! Hail Saint David!

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Or Kill Me / I Dig Everything
« on: June 23, 2004, 07:28:28 am »
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RocketLlama
I think you're all full of shit. Or were until you last went for a good healthy poo.


Otherwise we'd explode. It is late, and I am afraid that I may be filling up with more poo to drop off.


KA-POOOOOOOOO-M

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Or Kill Me / I Dig Everything
« on: June 23, 2004, 07:12:21 am »
I think you're all full of shit. Or were until you last went for a good healthy poo.

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Literate Chaotic / Carlos Castaneda
« on: June 23, 2004, 07:09:40 am »
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: RocketLlama
I love this about Discordianism: The general area of culture/knowledge/literature we all end up in.

Discordianism leads to RAW, who mentions the whole donJuan thing in Cosmic Trigger. RAW also leads to Jung, Bucky Fuller, Tim Leary, Quantum Physics, James Joyce, and Crowley. Not to mention Disinfo.com.

Disinfo.com leads to more RAW, Genesis P-Orridge and throbbing gristle, MORE Crowley and Chaos Magick in general, Howard Bloom, etc.

HP Lovecraft works his way into there through various means. I was into Lovecraft before Discordianism, but I'm sure if I hadnt been Illuminatus would have got me interested.

It's just this big fucking web of ideas that you get jacked into!
you haven't got to william s. yet?!?!?



dude!


Now his mind is blown for certain.


I forgot dear ole William Rectal Mucous Burroughs. I was into him before discordianism. I found HIM by way of David Bowie I think it was.

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Literate Chaotic / Carlos Castaneda
« on: June 20, 2004, 02:23:13 am »
I love this about Discordianism: The general area of culture/knowledge/literature we all end up in.

Discordianism leads to RAW, who mentions the whole donJuan thing in Cosmic Trigger. RAW also leads to Jung, Bucky Fuller, Tim Leary, Quantum Physics, James Joyce, and Crowley. Not to mention Disinfo.com.

Disinfo.com leads to more RAW, Genesis P-Orridge and throbbing gristle, MORE Crowley and Chaos Magick in general, Howard Bloom, etc.

HP Lovecraft works his way into there through various means. I was into Lovecraft before Discordianism, but I'm sure if I hadnt been Illuminatus would have got me interested.

It's just this big fucking web of ideas that you get jacked into!

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Or Kill Me / I Dig Everything
« on: June 18, 2004, 11:55:14 pm »
Quote from: horab
all this leberal/conservative crap makes me want to become a politican in order to emphaisize normal/in tune with reality/actual adminsitration as opposed to grandstanding and vote buying that is the democratic world today. absolute power corrupts absolutely, but so does non-guaranteed elected power. although i was goign to vote, i am quit econfident that the election(here in canuckistan) will have the most desirable outcome possible, with the conservative party winning a landslide, and the quebec seperatist party being the oppostion(as it should be, those vote buying liberals havign been buying quebec for the federal for so much money that many of us want a refund). regardless i have no problems with living off wages paid by the poor. sure beats working for the rich!


It'd never work. If you ran as a non-conservative or non-liberal and tried to emphasise normality and goodwill you'd be classified as an extremist.

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Or Kill Me / I Dig Everything
« on: June 16, 2004, 06:38:15 am »
The courts said something or other about the Pledge of Allegience, whatever. Fucking stupid hooplah.
Yeah, I keep discovering that I'm more of a Liberal than I thought I was. I used to be Conservative, but I got over it and decided to be jus whatever, but more and more I end up siding with Liberal's on things. I mean, maybe it's the conservative hypocrisy: They bitch and bitch over how they want smaller government, more freedom, blah blah blah, but then they vehemetly oppose any freedoms for things non-conservative: Pr0n, Homosexuality, Neo-Pagans, the Occult, and things they consider immoral. El Presidente puts $135 million (!) behind Abstinence ONLY programs, which ammounts basicaly to the Federal Government declaring their siding with the Christians on the issue of pre-marital sex. There is something going down in the congress to pass something called the Constitutional Reformation Act which is dedicated to putting the 10 Commandments up roughly everywhere, to enforce prayer in schools, and to make everyone say UNDER GOD in the pledge. If you don't want to say UNDER GOD then conservatives like Joe Farrah, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reily, Tony Snow, and worst of all, Bush's little piece of ass himself Sean Hannity, will rail at you and spit on thee and declare thee unamerican for not worshiping their GOD in the official pledge of the nation.

FUCK YES! Which GOD do they speak of indeed!? Krishna? Ganeesha? Eris? Great Pan? Zeus? THERE ARE TRILLIONS OF BILLIONS OF POSSIBILITIES, BUT my children, my precious ones, WE all know who they mean. The Satanic God Jehovah! YAHWEH! BIBLEGOD

The God of the OLDE Testicles! Mr Genocide, Lord of Smitery! THE ALIEN MEANACE OF JHVH-1! Yes, the COnservatives want you to be forced to pay HOMMAGE to a terrible alien god of horror death and general all purpose GOONERY! THEY (who we will now refer to as THEM, the Five Orders of Discordia) print this bastard's name on our money! ON OUR SACRED MONEY! IN GOD WE TRUST! IN JHVH-1, A SPACE GHOD OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE RETARDATION AND ILL-WILL WE TRUST!

It makes me SICK! FUCKING SICK! How about in Eris we trust? FUCK WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY! Baptists have a higher divorce rate than ATHEISTS! GOOD GOD! RUSH LIMBAUGH, KING KONG OF THE KONSERVATIVES IS GETTINGA A DIVORCE! AGAIN! The comedy! The outright blatant HUMOROR! I piss on the conservatives! I PISS ON THEIR HEADS! (this does not apply to the ones I know, I merely wish for your salvation) I SHIT INTO THE MOUTH OF SEAN HANNITY! I glance my evil EYE at Jerry Falwell and Joyce Meyers! Have you SEEN that bitch's website!? OH HO HO! They will be satisfied with NOTHING less than a THEOCRACY!

YIP YIP YEE! Take drugs! Smash police cars! Steal things! Fly fiery airplaes into young children and laugh at their parents! DESTROY! DESTROOOOY! CAN I GET AN AMEN!? even those of you who dissagree with me! come on! AMEN! A FUCKING MEN DAMMIT!

PEACE CHILDREN! Good GOLLY Miss Molly!When will it END!? When willt he STOP PUMPING NERVE GAS INTO YOUR ROOMS AT NIGHT AND POISONING THE WELLS!? WHEN WILL GOVERNMENT EEEEEND!? They opress you everyDAY in everyWAY that they can! The only answer if CHEEZ WIZ! MOTATOV COCKTAILS MADE FROM CHEEZ WIZ! YES! GENTLEMEN! TURN IT ON!

And we shall come for you with our RAZOR!

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Or Kill Me / Jesus is Black
« on: June 03, 2004, 06:16:27 am »
*clapclap* Bravo.

Needs a stinging denouncement of the Illuminati though.

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Literate Chaotic / Non-Prophet: a survey of Non-Religions
« on: May 06, 2004, 08:47:30 pm »
Somebody wrote a similar but much much (probably TOO) extensive 50+ page paper on this for their Master's Dissertation or somesuch on Discordianism, Subgenius, and Cthulhu cults. It;s very good, I don;t knwo fi you've read it, but it's titled something to the effect of Neophilic Religions. It's on the net if anyone can find it and post the link... Unfortunately they refer to RAW as a futurist instead of the more propper achh-heretic, but it's good anyways. And to save someone else time:
Robert Anton Wilson is a baldheaded liar. He's still the shit anyways.

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Literate Chaotic / Kerry Thornley biography
« on: May 06, 2004, 08:40:02 pm »
I saw book on Disinfo.com, and will probably buy it this weekend after I get paid, and everyone on here should BUY IT yes.

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Literate Chaotic / Discordian Essential Reading List
« on: March 29, 2004, 05:34:05 am »
For what it's worth, before this degenrates as it is wont to do, I'll add a few more books:

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series (6 x 9 = 42, 6+9=15, which is divisible by FIVE!)
ANY Roman Catholic Catechism Book (Absolutely HILLARIOUS!)
The Man Who Was Thursday by GK Chesterton (IN which the Servans of Order are thrown willy nilly into a world of delighful chaos due to their efforts to oppose Anarchists, beautifully displaying the Imposition fo Order= Escalation fo Chaos Law)
Finnegan's Wake by Joyce (A mindfuck to end all mindfucks)

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Literate Chaotic / Aleister Crowley
« on: March 25, 2004, 07:35:18 pm »
Teeheehee. Crowley was an evil evil sadistic wiseass. I am relatively sure he was onto a whole lot of something, but the problem is that he never could seem to bring himself to out and say something without hiding it under a pile of equally meaningful utter BS. He was mean to all of us. Evil, but at the same time you can't bring yourself to give up on him because he looks at us across the years with that dopey Egyptian hat saying Teeheehee. I know something you don't know fuckahs! Dharharhar!

SHUT UP ALEISTER! Just tell us man! Why must you hide everything?

BECAUSE! If he just came out and told you what he knew you wouldn't really grasp it as much. If you aren't sifting through his metaphysical hargon-jargon it would be less fun and just another cheap book on Wicca and/or magick. Have you read The Book of the Law yet? THAT is fun And Book of Lies to.

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Literate Chaotic / Zen/Discord/Zen Discordianism
« on: March 05, 2004, 03:30:57 pm »
Things are not what they seem.
Nor are they otherwise.
Nor are they amply endowed with the tits of veracity.

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