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I have one.  It's still churning in my brain so forgive me if this seems raw, and poorly constructed.  Call it something along the lines of 'The Secret Mansion.'  The idea being that you are confined to certain parts of the house, depending on your worldview etc, and you can try doors that lead to nowhere, and none of the windows won't budge, but doing something as simple as pulling on a candlestick or shifting a book in the bookcase opens up a whole new area in your little funhouse.


oooh ooh- The Winchester Mystery Prerogative.

Talk about having a photo contest and then only one person actually getting pictures you mean?  I agree.

I concur.

CHEF doesn't have a capslock key.

[superlisp]
I'm not gay, I'm a metrosexual.
[/superlisp]

Ode to the Toe Jam:
snip snip snip snip snip snip snip;
I cut off your homes.

Next:  hermits and mermaids

eh, I'll do it anyway next time I make pasta.  Only because CHEF told me not to.

Beautiful Hugh...  brought a tear to my eye.

Life is so very short
What is the point in living
snuffit now, beat the rush.

Next:  scented candles meet their doom

   

Yes, I am quite evil, thank you.

I'll be here all eternity.

Not if I can help it.

I know.

ha, it won't even quote anymore.

i think we've screwed it up.

[******** F O R E S T I D OL ! ********]

The rules:

Quote everyone you can who has posted before you.  Do not omit anyone.

Person with the most metaquotes wins.

Every quote must contain text.  It does not have to be accurate.

aini

what foul blasphemy is this?

what blasphemy do you want to make it?

Darn't. I lose.

And I was SO close!

Nuh-uh.......I was closer than you.

this has been done before

incredulous!

Unbelievable, but at least Malaul can't complain too much when the objective is to metaquote to excess.

I don't get the point of this game. When does it end?

To me, the point is that when the metaquotes get really large, they start looking very pretty, as they expand & contract.

Quite.

Quite

I think this game goes until everyone gives up.

i demand inebration. take me to your beer at once!

All your beer are belong to us.

You can have my beer, I want the good stuff.

You can have my vodka.

And yes, there's a programming limit to this game.

I am invincible!

phhffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is like a crazy online version of Jenga.

Who will be the first to overload and break down the server?!

I never thought this was like Jenga, but the worst we can do is break out of the tables.

Hmmm.... can't think of anything to write, just keeping the game moving...

"I'm sitting in a railway station, got a ticket for my destination..."

Three more copies:

I'm gonna quote that whole thing again twice to make the page even longer- because I can

The following parody was created without once, not once, actually viewing the show in question! I'm rather proud of that fact.


The stage is set. The lights come up. Cue music.




FOX TELEVISION - IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE SEABISCUIT DOG FOOD COMPANY - PRESENTS





******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********

::Music up; applause::



And here is your host, RYAN SEA GULL!



THANK YOU! LOVE YOU ALL! GREAT TO BE HERE! HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME! KEEP SENDING THOSE CARDS AND LETTERS! AIN'T I GOT GREAT TEETH! AND THE HAIR, JUST CHECK OUT THE HAIR! DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!

LET ME START OFF TONIGHT INTRODUCING OUR PANEL OF JUDGES! NOT THAT THEY NEED ANY INTRODUCTION!

::laugh track::

IN THESE CORNER, WEIGHING A SVELTE 1280 POUNDS - LOST SOME WEIGHT THERE, HAVEN'T YOU, BUDDY ...

::grrrrrrrrrrr::

IS MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING PRODUCER, GRIZZLY JACKSON!



::applause::

CHECK OUT THE MOLARS! DOES BRAD PITT HAVE MOLARS LIKE THESE!?

IN THE CENTER SQUARE, HAILING FROM EAST WEST TENNESSEE BY WAY OF TRINIDAD IS THE INDESCRIBABLE, ABSOLUTELY DELECTABLE, AND FREQUENTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE, FLUFFY ABDUL!



::smattering of applause::

I HAVE BLUE EYES! ALL THE GREAT ONES HAVE BLUE EYES! RIGHT?!

AND FINALLY, THE STAR OF FOREST IDOL, THE ONE AND ONLY, COMPLETEY EVIL AND NASTY, THE INSULT COMIC'S GREATEST NIGHTMARE, THE MAN YOU WOULD LOVE TO INTRODUCE TO YOUR ENEMIES, THE INDOMINABLE, THE INCOMPARABLE, THE INDECENTLY EXPOSED, SIMON CICADA!



::cricket::


TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE FINALS OF THIS EDITION OF FOREST IDOL! WE ARE DOWN TO OUR LAST FIVE CONTESTANTS. TONIGHT IS OUR BIG SING OFF! THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE NIGHT OF THE SHORT - AND TRAGIC - LIVES OF OUR CONTESTANTS!

LET'S NOT WASTE ANY  TIME! LET'S BRING ON OUR FIRST CONTESTANT! SUNSHINE SQUERREL!



... Up pulls a limo, up goes a thrill
The suits are picking up the bill! ...

::applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very professional. I think you might have a career singing children's tunes.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

Squirrelly. You're nuts.

GREAT JOB, EVERYONE! ISN'T THIS SHOW GREAT! DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE STARTED MY OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY AND WE ARE PRODUCING MORE SHOWS STARRING ME? ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!

OUR NEXT FINALIST COMES FROM THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA! THE INCREDIBLY OFF TUNE, HUNGY BEAR!



... Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs ...

::confused applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Ah, I, ah, I, ah, I ,ah, I, ah ...

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

You are the worse singer since Genghis Khan.

FANTASTIC JOB, EVERYBODY! I GOT A BODY WAX YESTERDAY AND I FEEL GREAT! OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS A PART TIME LEMON SQUEEZER AND A CLOSE FRIEND OF ARTHUR DENT! LET'S HEAR IT FOR FANTASTICASIAWHAMMY!



Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...

::enthusiastic applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very enthusiastic. You might be our winner. ::wink, wink::

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I would like to achy breaky your nuts. If you have any. Freak.

INCREDIBLE JOB PEOPLE! I JUST LOVE BEING OUT HERE ON CENTER STAGE WHERE EVERYBODY HAS TO STARE AT ME! OUT NEXT CONTESTANT COMES FROM CALIFORNIA WHERE HE HAS BEEN HELPING LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS GET A HEAD START IN LIFE AND WORKING PART TIME WITH OUR LEGAL SYSTEM! LET'S HAVE A BIG FOREST IDOL WELCOME FOR MICHAEL JACKSON!



Little Gene is not my lover
He,Äôs just a boy who claims that I am the one

::cricket::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

STUPENDOUS JOB PEOPLE! I DO HAVE TO SAY, JUST FOR THE RECORD, THAT I HAVE NEVER CALLED YOU, BUT IF I EVER HAD I BET YOU WOULDN'T RETURN MY CALLS EITHER! AND NOW, FOR THE LAST FINALIST ON FOREST IDOL, LET'S WELCOME RETURNING MEGA-CHAMPION, PATTY PLATYPUS



All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

::angry growling and snarling::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

I think you were very brave to pick that song. I know our producers held a gun to your head, still, you were very brave. Stupid, but brave.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I hope someone poisons me so I don't have to listen to this crap any more.

MAGIFICENT JOB, EVERYONE! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE WAY THE LIGHT REFELECTS OFF THE CAPS ON MY TEETH?!

AND NOW, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE! BEFORE I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S FOREST IDOL, I JUST WANT TO THANK OUR JUDGES AND ALL THE CONTESTENTS AND, ESPECIALLY, YOU, OUR AUDIENCE, FOR MAKING THIS ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE OPPORTUNITIES YOU HAVE HAD IN YOUR LIFE TO SEE ME!

AND, NOW, THE WINNER OF FOREST IDOL FOR THE YEAR 2004 IS...

::rip::

Excuse me.

WHAT?

I hate to interrupt, but this is supposed to be the thread where gnimbley the gnome comes out of his hole and announces the worry of the day.

WHAT?

The worry of the day. You know. The stupid little gnome comes out, does some silly song and dance, makes a few gratuitous humorous remarks, gets confused, and then pronounces some worry that has been bothering him, something that no one in the world but him would even remotely find worrisome, like which politician most resembles a rutabaga and what that might do to the world economy.

GNIMBLEY THE GNOME?

Yeah. gnimbley the gnome. The forest worry wart.

NO FOREST IDOL?

Well, it doesn't really fit the theme of the thread.

I DON"T GET TO READ THE NAME OF THE WINNER?

Is there actually a name on that card?

WELL, ACTUALLY, NO. I JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO HAS DONE BE THE MOST PERSONAL FAVORS FOR THE PRODUCERS DURING THE TAPING OF THE SHOW.

::"What?" "Rigged!" "Give me my money back!" "I should have won, I'm the prettiest!" "Traitor!" "Wait until I tell my lawyers!" "The LA Police were brutal to me, brutal." "You people are prejudice against my species!" "I want a recount!"::

::fighting, spitting, ripping out of hair, clawing, biting, hitting, total destruction::


Picture of studios in the aftermath of this taping of


******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********






gnimbley wanted me to tell you that today he is worried that he is spending too much time working up the worry of the day and someday he might experience so much burnout that he won't be able to use a computer keyboard ever again.





Oh, he also wanted to remind you that services for the Forest Church of Fools will not be held this Sunday as the gnomes are going on a pilgrimage to the Land of Azaleas.






What a bunch of maroons!

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Q(0_0)>

The following parody was created without once, not once, actually viewing the show in question! I'm rather proud of that fact.


The stage is set. The lights come up. Cue music.




FOX TELEVISION - IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE SEABISCUIT DOG FOOD COMPANY - PRESENTS





******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********

::Music up; applause::



And here is your host, RYAN SEA GULL!



THANK YOU! LOVE YOU ALL! GREAT TO BE HERE! HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME! KEEP SENDING THOSE CARDS AND LETTERS! AIN'T I GOT GREAT TEETH! AND THE HAIR, JUST CHECK OUT THE HAIR! DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!

LET ME START OFF TONIGHT INTRODUCING OUR PANEL OF JUDGES! NOT THAT THEY NEED ANY INTRODUCTION!

::laugh track::

IN THESE CORNER, WEIGHING A SVELTE 1280 POUNDS - LOST SOME WEIGHT THERE, HAVEN'T YOU, BUDDY ...

::grrrrrrrrrrr::

IS MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING PRODUCER, GRIZZLY JACKSON!



::applause::

CHECK OUT THE MOLARS! DOES BRAD PITT HAVE MOLARS LIKE THESE!?

IN THE CENTER SQUARE, HAILING FROM EAST WEST TENNESSEE BY WAY OF TRINIDAD IS THE INDESCRIBABLE, ABSOLUTELY DELECTABLE, AND FREQUENTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE, FLUFFY ABDUL!



::smattering of applause::

I HAVE BLUE EYES! ALL THE GREAT ONES HAVE BLUE EYES! RIGHT?!

AND FINALLY, THE STAR OF FOREST IDOL, THE ONE AND ONLY, COMPLETEY EVIL AND NASTY, THE INSULT COMIC'S GREATEST NIGHTMARE, THE MAN YOU WOULD LOVE TO INTRODUCE TO YOUR ENEMIES, THE INDOMINABLE, THE INCOMPARABLE, THE INDECENTLY EXPOSED, SIMON CICADA!



::cricket::


TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE FINALS OF THIS EDITION OF FOREST IDOL! WE ARE DOWN TO OUR LAST FIVE CONTESTANTS. TONIGHT IS OUR BIG SING OFF! THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE NIGHT OF THE SHORT - AND TRAGIC - LIVES OF OUR CONTESTANTS!

LET'S NOT WASTE ANY  TIME! LET'S BRING ON OUR FIRST CONTESTANT! SUNSHINE SQUERREL!



... Up pulls a limo, up goes a thrill
The suits are picking up the bill! ...

::applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very professional. I think you might have a career singing children's tunes.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

Squirrelly. You're nuts.

GREAT JOB, EVERYONE! ISN'T THIS SHOW GREAT! DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE STARTED MY OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY AND WE ARE PRODUCING MORE SHOWS STARRING ME? ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!

OUR NEXT FINALIST COMES FROM THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA! THE INCREDIBLY OFF TUNE, HUNGY BEAR!



... Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs ...

::confused applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Ah, I, ah, I, ah, I ,ah, I, ah ...

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

You are the worse singer since Genghis Khan.

FANTASTIC JOB, EVERYBODY! I GOT A BODY WAX YESTERDAY AND I FEEL GREAT! OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS A PART TIME LEMON SQUEEZER AND A CLOSE FRIEND OF ARTHUR DENT! LET'S HEAR IT FOR FANTASTICASIAWHAMMY!



Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...

::enthusiastic applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very enthusiastic. You might be our winner. ::wink, wink::

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I would like to achy breaky your nuts. If you have any. Freak.

INCREDIBLE JOB PEOPLE! I JUST LOVE BEING OUT HERE ON CENTER STAGE WHERE EVERYBODY HAS TO STARE AT ME! OUT NEXT CONTESTANT COMES FROM CALIFORNIA WHERE HE HAS BEEN HELPING LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS GET A HEAD START IN LIFE AND WORKING PART TIME WITH OUR LEGAL SYSTEM! LET'S HAVE A BIG FOREST IDOL WELCOME FOR MICHAEL JACKSON!



Little Gene is not my lover
He,Äôs just a boy who claims that I am the one

::cricket::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

STUPENDOUS JOB PEOPLE! I DO HAVE TO SAY, JUST FOR THE RECORD, THAT I HAVE NEVER CALLED YOU, BUT IF I EVER HAD I BET YOU WOULDN'T RETURN MY CALLS EITHER! AND NOW, FOR THE LAST FINALIST ON FOREST IDOL, LET'S WELCOME RETURNING MEGA-CHAMPION, PATTY PLATYPUS



All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

::angry growling and snarling::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

I think you were very brave to pick that song. I know our producers held a gun to your head, still, you were very brave. Stupid, but brave.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I hope someone poisons me so I don't have to listen to this crap any more.

MAGIFICENT JOB, EVERYONE! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE WAY THE LIGHT REFELECTS OFF THE CAPS ON MY TEETH?!

AND NOW, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE! BEFORE I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S FOREST IDOL, I JUST WANT TO THANK OUR JUDGES AND ALL THE CONTESTENTS AND, ESPECIALLY, YOU, OUR AUDIENCE, FOR MAKING THIS ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE OPPORTUNITIES YOU HAVE HAD IN YOUR LIFE TO SEE ME!

AND, NOW, THE WINNER OF FOREST IDOL FOR THE YEAR 2004 IS...

::rip::

Excuse me.

WHAT?

I hate to interrupt, but this is supposed to be the thread where gnimbley the gnome comes out of his hole and announces the worry of the day.

WHAT?

The worry of the day. You know. The stupid little gnome comes out, does some silly song and dance, makes a few gratuitous humorous remarks, gets confused, and then pronounces some worry that has been bothering him, something that no one in the world but him would even remotely find worrisome, like which politician most resembles a rutabaga and what that might do to the world economy.

GNIMBLEY THE GNOME?

Yeah. gnimbley the gnome. The forest worry wart.

NO FOREST IDOL?

Well, it doesn't really fit the theme of the thread.

I DON"T GET TO READ THE NAME OF THE WINNER?

Is there actually a name on that card?

WELL, ACTUALLY, NO. I JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO HAS DONE BE THE MOST PERSONAL FAVORS FOR THE PRODUCERS DURING THE TAPING OF THE SHOW.

::"What?" "Rigged!" "Give me my money back!" "I should have won, I'm the prettiest!" "Traitor!" "Wait until I tell my lawyers!" "The LA Police were brutal to me, brutal." "You people are prejudice against my species!" "I want a recount!"::

::fighting, spitting, ripping out of hair, clawing, biting, hitting, total destruction::


Picture of studios in the aftermath of this taping of


******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********






gnimbley wanted me to tell you that today he is worried that he is spending too much time working up the worry of the day and someday he might experience so much burnout that he won't be able to use a computer keyboard ever again.





Oh, he also wanted to remind you that services for the Forest Church of Fools will not be held this Sunday as the gnomes are going on a pilgrimage to the Land of Azaleas.






What a bunch of maroons!

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Q(0_0)>

All your CPU are belong to me!

oddly enough, that didn't kill my CPU...so HA!

I'm gonna quote that whole thing again twice to make the page even longer- because I can

The following parody was created without once, not once, actually viewing the show in question! I'm rather proud of that fact.


The stage is set. The lights come up. Cue music.




FOX TELEVISION - IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE SEABISCUIT DOG FOOD COMPANY - PRESENTS





******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********

::Music up; applause::



And here is your host, RYAN SEA GULL!



THANK YOU! LOVE YOU ALL! GREAT TO BE HERE! HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME! KEEP SENDING THOSE CARDS AND LETTERS! AIN'T I GOT GREAT TEETH! AND THE HAIR, JUST CHECK OUT THE HAIR! DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!

LET ME START OFF TONIGHT INTRODUCING OUR PANEL OF JUDGES! NOT THAT THEY NEED ANY INTRODUCTION!

::laugh track::

IN THESE CORNER, WEIGHING A SVELTE 1280 POUNDS - LOST SOME WEIGHT THERE, HAVEN'T YOU, BUDDY ...

::grrrrrrrrrrr::

IS MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING PRODUCER, GRIZZLY JACKSON!



::applause::

CHECK OUT THE MOLARS! DOES BRAD PITT HAVE MOLARS LIKE THESE!?

IN THE CENTER SQUARE, HAILING FROM EAST WEST TENNESSEE BY WAY OF TRINIDAD IS THE INDESCRIBABLE, ABSOLUTELY DELECTABLE, AND FREQUENTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE, FLUFFY ABDUL!



::smattering of applause::

I HAVE BLUE EYES! ALL THE GREAT ONES HAVE BLUE EYES! RIGHT?!

AND FINALLY, THE STAR OF FOREST IDOL, THE ONE AND ONLY, COMPLETEY EVIL AND NASTY, THE INSULT COMIC'S GREATEST NIGHTMARE, THE MAN YOU WOULD LOVE TO INTRODUCE TO YOUR ENEMIES, THE INDOMINABLE, THE INCOMPARABLE, THE INDECENTLY EXPOSED, SIMON CICADA!



::cricket::


TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE FINALS OF THIS EDITION OF FOREST IDOL! WE ARE DOWN TO OUR LAST FIVE CONTESTANTS. TONIGHT IS OUR BIG SING OFF! THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE NIGHT OF THE SHORT - AND TRAGIC - LIVES OF OUR CONTESTANTS!

LET'S NOT WASTE ANY  TIME! LET'S BRING ON OUR FIRST CONTESTANT! SUNSHINE SQUERREL!



... Up pulls a limo, up goes a thrill
The suits are picking up the bill! ...

::applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very professional. I think you might have a career singing children's tunes.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

Squirrelly. You're nuts.

GREAT JOB, EVERYONE! ISN'T THIS SHOW GREAT! DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE STARTED MY OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY AND WE ARE PRODUCING MORE SHOWS STARRING ME? ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!

OUR NEXT FINALIST COMES FROM THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA! THE INCREDIBLY OFF TUNE, HUNGY BEAR!



... Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs ...

::confused applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Ah, I, ah, I, ah, I ,ah, I, ah ...

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

You are the worse singer since Genghis Khan.

FANTASTIC JOB, EVERYBODY! I GOT A BODY WAX YESTERDAY AND I FEEL GREAT! OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS A PART TIME LEMON SQUEEZER AND A CLOSE FRIEND OF ARTHUR DENT! LET'S HEAR IT FOR FANTASTICASIAWHAMMY!



Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...

::enthusiastic applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very enthusiastic. You might be our winner. ::wink, wink::

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I would like to achy breaky your nuts. If you have any. Freak.

INCREDIBLE JOB PEOPLE! I JUST LOVE BEING OUT HERE ON CENTER STAGE WHERE EVERYBODY HAS TO STARE AT ME! OUT NEXT CONTESTANT COMES FROM CALIFORNIA WHERE HE HAS BEEN HELPING LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS GET A HEAD START IN LIFE AND WORKING PART TIME WITH OUR LEGAL SYSTEM! LET'S HAVE A BIG FOREST IDOL WELCOME FOR MICHAEL JACKSON!



Little Gene is not my lover
He,Äôs just a boy who claims that I am the one

::cricket::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

STUPENDOUS JOB PEOPLE! I DO HAVE TO SAY, JUST FOR THE RECORD, THAT I HAVE NEVER CALLED YOU, BUT IF I EVER HAD I BET YOU WOULDN'T RETURN MY CALLS EITHER! AND NOW, FOR THE LAST FINALIST ON FOREST IDOL, LET'S WELCOME RETURNING MEGA-CHAMPION, PATTY PLATYPUS



All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

::angry growling and snarling::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

I think you were very brave to pick that song. I know our producers held a gun to your head, still, you were very brave. Stupid, but brave.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I hope someone poisons me so I don't have to listen to this crap any more.


MAGIFICENT JOB, EVERYONE! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE WAY THE LIGHT REFELECTS OFF THE CAPS ON MY TEETH?!

AND NOW, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE! BEFORE I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S FOREST IDOL, I JUST WANT TO THANK OUR JUDGES AND ALL THE CONTESTENTS AND, ESPECIALLY, YOU, OUR AUDIENCE, FOR MAKING THIS ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE OPPORTUNITIES YOU HAVE HAD IN YOUR LIFE TO SEE ME!

AND, NOW, THE WINNER OF FOREST IDOL FOR THE YEAR 2004 IS...

::rip::

Excuse me.

WHAT?

I hate to interrupt, but this is supposed to be the thread where gnimbley the gnome comes out of his hole and announces the worry of the day.

WHAT?

The worry of the day. You know. The stupid little gnome comes out, does some silly song and dance, makes a few gratuitous humorous remarks, gets confused, and then pronounces some worry that has been bothering him, something that no one in the world but him would even remotely find worrisome, like which politician most resembles a rutabaga and what that might do to the world economy.

GNIMBLEY THE GNOME?

Yeah. gnimbley the gnome. The forest worry wart.

NO FOREST IDOL?

Well, it doesn't really fit the theme of the thread.

I DON"T GET TO READ THE NAME OF THE WINNER?

Is there actually a name on that card?

WELL, ACTUALLY, NO. I JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO HAS DONE BE THE MOST PERSONAL FAVORS FOR THE PRODUCERS DURING THE TAPING OF THE SHOW.

::"What?" "Rigged!" "Give me my money back!" "I should have won, I'm the prettiest!" "Traitor!" "Wait until I tell my lawyers!" "The LA Police were brutal to me, brutal." "You people are prejudice against my species!" "I want a recount!"::

::fighting, spitting, ripping out of hair, clawing, biting, hitting, total destruction::


Picture of studios in the aftermath of this taping of


******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********






gnimbley wanted me to tell you that today he is worried that he is spending too much time working up the worry of the day and someday he might experience so much burnout that he won't be able to use a computer keyboard ever again.





Oh, he also wanted to remind you that services for the Forest Church of Fools will not be held this Sunday as the gnomes are going on a pilgrimage to the Land of Azaleas.






What a bunch of maroons!

|{WTF>
|
Q(0_0)>

The following parody was created without once, not once, actually viewing the show in question! I'm rather proud of that fact.


The stage is set. The lights come up. Cue music.




FOX TELEVISION - IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE SEABISCUIT DOG FOOD COMPANY - PRESENTS





******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********

::Music up; applause::



And here is your host, RYAN SEA GULL!



THANK YOU! LOVE YOU ALL! GREAT TO BE HERE! HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME! KEEP SENDING THOSE CARDS AND LETTERS! AIN'T I GOT GREAT TEETH! AND THE HAIR, JUST CHECK OUT THE HAIR! DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!

LET ME START OFF TONIGHT INTRODUCING OUR PANEL OF JUDGES! NOT THAT THEY NEED ANY INTRODUCTION!

::laugh track::

IN THESE CORNER, WEIGHING A SVELTE 1280 POUNDS - LOST SOME WEIGHT THERE, HAVEN'T YOU, BUDDY ...

::grrrrrrrrrrr::

IS MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING PRODUCER, GRIZZLY JACKSON!



::applause::

CHECK OUT THE MOLARS! DOES BRAD PITT HAVE MOLARS LIKE THESE!?

IN THE CENTER SQUARE, HAILING FROM EAST WEST TENNESSEE BY WAY OF TRINIDAD IS THE INDESCRIBABLE, ABSOLUTELY DELECTABLE, AND FREQUENTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE, FLUFFY ABDUL!



::smattering of applause::

I HAVE BLUE EYES! ALL THE GREAT ONES HAVE BLUE EYES! RIGHT?!

AND FINALLY, THE STAR OF FOREST IDOL, THE ONE AND ONLY, COMPLETEY EVIL AND NASTY, THE INSULT COMIC'S GREATEST NIGHTMARE, THE MAN YOU WOULD LOVE TO INTRODUCE TO YOUR ENEMIES, THE INDOMINABLE, THE INCOMPARABLE, THE INDECENTLY EXPOSED, SIMON CICADA!



::cricket::


TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE FINALS OF THIS EDITION OF FOREST IDOL! WE ARE DOWN TO OUR LAST FIVE CONTESTANTS. TONIGHT IS OUR BIG SING OFF! THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE NIGHT OF THE SHORT - AND TRAGIC - LIVES OF OUR CONTESTANTS!

LET'S NOT WASTE ANY  TIME! LET'S BRING ON OUR FIRST CONTESTANT! SUNSHINE SQUERREL!



... Up pulls a limo, up goes a thrill
The suits are picking up the bill! ...

::applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very professional. I think you might have a career singing children's tunes.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

Squirrelly. You're nuts.

GREAT JOB, EVERYONE! ISN'T THIS SHOW GREAT! DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE STARTED MY OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY AND WE ARE PRODUCING MORE SHOWS STARRING ME? ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!

OUR NEXT FINALIST COMES FROM THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA! THE INCREDIBLY OFF TUNE, HUNGY BEAR!



... Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs ...

::confused applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Ah, I, ah, I, ah, I ,ah, I, ah ...

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

You are the worse singer since Genghis Khan.

FANTASTIC JOB, EVERYBODY! I GOT A BODY WAX YESTERDAY AND I FEEL GREAT! OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS A PART TIME LEMON SQUEEZER AND A CLOSE FRIEND OF ARTHUR DENT! LET'S HEAR IT FOR FANTASTICASIAWHAMMY!



Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...

::enthusiastic applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very enthusiastic. You might be our winner. ::wink, wink::

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I would like to achy breaky your nuts. If you have any. Freak.

INCREDIBLE JOB PEOPLE! I JUST LOVE BEING OUT HERE ON CENTER STAGE WHERE EVERYBODY HAS TO STARE AT ME! OUT NEXT CONTESTANT COMES FROM CALIFORNIA WHERE HE HAS BEEN HELPING LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS GET A HEAD START IN LIFE AND WORKING PART TIME WITH OUR LEGAL SYSTEM! LET'S HAVE A BIG FOREST IDOL WELCOME FOR MICHAEL JACKSON!



Little Gene is not my lover
He,Äôs just a boy who claims that I am the one

::cricket::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

STUPENDOUS JOB PEOPLE! I DO HAVE TO SAY, JUST FOR THE RECORD, THAT I HAVE NEVER CALLED YOU, BUT IF I EVER HAD I BET YOU WOULDN'T RETURN MY CALLS EITHER! AND NOW, FOR THE LAST FINALIST ON FOREST IDOL, LET'S WELCOME RETURNING MEGA-CHAMPION, PATTY PLATYPUS



All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

::angry growling and snarling::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

I think you were very brave to pick that song. I know our producers held a gun to your head, still, you were very brave. Stupid, but brave.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I hope someone poisons me so I don't have to listen to this crap any more.

MAGIFICENT JOB, EVERYONE! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE WAY THE LIGHT REFELECTS OFF THE CAPS ON MY TEETH?!

AND NOW, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE! BEFORE I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S FOREST IDOL, I JUST WANT TO THANK OUR JUDGES AND ALL THE CONTESTENTS AND, ESPECIALLY, YOU, OUR AUDIENCE, FOR MAKING THIS ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE OPPORTUNITIES YOU HAVE HAD IN YOUR LIFE TO SEE ME!

AND, NOW, THE WINNER OF FOREST IDOL FOR THE YEAR 2004 IS...

::rip::

Excuse me.

WHAT?

I hate to interrupt, but this is supposed to be the thread where gnimbley the gnome comes out of his hole and announces the worry of the day.

WHAT?

The worry of the day. You know. The stupid little gnome comes out, does some silly song and dance, makes a few gratuitous humorous remarks, gets confused, and then pronounces some worry that has been bothering him, something that no one in the world but him would even remotely find worrisome, like which politician most resembles a rutabaga and what that might do to the world economy.

GNIMBLEY THE GNOME?

Yeah. gnimbley the gnome. The forest worry wart.

NO FOREST IDOL?

Well, it doesn't really fit the theme of the thread.

I DON"T GET TO READ THE NAME OF THE WINNER?

Is there actually a name on that card?

WELL, ACTUALLY, NO. I JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO HAS DONE BE THE MOST PERSONAL FAVORS FOR THE PRODUCERS DURING THE TAPING OF THE SHOW.

::"What?" "Rigged!" "Give me my money back!" "I should have won, I'm the prettiest!" "Traitor!" "Wait until I tell my lawyers!" "The LA Police were brutal to me, brutal." "You people are prejudice against my species!" "I want a recount!"::

::fighting, spitting, ripping out of hair, clawing, biting, hitting, total destruction::


Picture of studios in the aftermath of this taping of


******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********






gnimbley wanted me to tell you that today he is worried that he is spending too much time working up the worry of the day and someday he might experience so much burnout that he won't be able to use a computer keyboard ever again.





Oh, he also wanted to remind you that services for the Forest Church of Fools will not be held this Sunday as the gnomes are going on a pilgrimage to the Land of Azaleas.






What a bunch of maroons!

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All your CPU are belong to me!

oddly enough, that didn't kill my CPU...so HA!

I'm gonna quote that whole thing again twice to make the page even longer- because I can

The following parody was created without once, not once, actually viewing the show in question! I'm rather proud of that fact.


The stage is set. The lights come up. Cue music.




FOX TELEVISION - IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE SEABISCUIT DOG FOOD COMPANY - PRESENTS





******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********

::Music up; applause::



And here is your host, RYAN SEA GULL!



THANK YOU! LOVE YOU ALL! GREAT TO BE HERE! HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME! KEEP SENDING THOSE CARDS AND LETTERS! AIN'T I GOT GREAT TEETH! AND THE HAIR, JUST CHECK OUT THE HAIR! DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!

LET ME START OFF TONIGHT INTRODUCING OUR PANEL OF JUDGES! NOT THAT THEY NEED ANY INTRODUCTION!

::laugh track::

IN THESE CORNER, WEIGHING A SVELTE 1280 POUNDS - LOST SOME WEIGHT THERE, HAVEN'T YOU, BUDDY ...

::grrrrrrrrrrr::

IS MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING PRODUCER, GRIZZLY JACKSON!



::applause::

CHECK OUT THE MOLARS! DOES BRAD PITT HAVE MOLARS LIKE THESE!?

IN THE CENTER SQUARE, HAILING FROM EAST WEST TENNESSEE BY WAY OF TRINIDAD IS THE INDESCRIBABLE, ABSOLUTELY DELECTABLE, AND FREQUENTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE, FLUFFY ABDUL!



::smattering of applause::

I HAVE BLUE EYES! ALL THE GREAT ONES HAVE BLUE EYES! RIGHT?!

AND FINALLY, THE STAR OF FOREST IDOL, THE ONE AND ONLY, COMPLETEY EVIL AND NASTY, THE INSULT COMIC'S GREATEST NIGHTMARE, THE MAN YOU WOULD LOVE TO INTRODUCE TO YOUR ENEMIES, THE INDOMINABLE, THE INCOMPARABLE, THE INDECENTLY EXPOSED, SIMON CICADA!



::cricket::


TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE FINALS OF THIS EDITION OF FOREST IDOL! WE ARE DOWN TO OUR LAST FIVE CONTESTANTS. TONIGHT IS OUR BIG SING OFF! THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE NIGHT OF THE SHORT - AND TRAGIC - LIVES OF OUR CONTESTANTS!

LET'S NOT WASTE ANY  TIME! LET'S BRING ON OUR FIRST CONTESTANT! SUNSHINE SQUERREL!



... Up pulls a limo, up goes a thrill
The suits are picking up the bill! ...

::applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very professional. I think you might have a career singing children's tunes.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

Squirrelly. You're nuts.

GREAT JOB, EVERYONE! ISN'T THIS SHOW GREAT! DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE STARTED MY OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY AND WE ARE PRODUCING MORE SHOWS STARRING ME? ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!

OUR NEXT FINALIST COMES FROM THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA! THE INCREDIBLY OFF TUNE, HUNGY BEAR!



... Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs ...

::confused applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Ah, I, ah, I, ah, I ,ah, I, ah ...

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

You are the worse singer since Genghis Khan.

FANTASTIC JOB, EVERYBODY! I GOT A BODY WAX YESTERDAY AND I FEEL GREAT! OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS A PART TIME LEMON SQUEEZER AND A CLOSE FRIEND OF ARTHUR DENT! LET'S HEAR IT FOR FANTASTICASIAWHAMMY!



Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...

::enthusiastic applause::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

Very enthusiastic. You might be our winner. ::wink, wink::

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I would like to achy breaky your nuts. If you have any. Freak.

INCREDIBLE JOB PEOPLE! I JUST LOVE BEING OUT HERE ON CENTER STAGE WHERE EVERYBODY HAS TO STARE AT ME! OUT NEXT CONTESTANT COMES FROM CALIFORNIA WHERE HE HAS BEEN HELPING LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS GET A HEAD START IN LIFE AND WORKING PART TIME WITH OUR LEGAL SYSTEM! LET'S HAVE A BIG FOREST IDOL WELCOME FOR MICHAEL JACKSON!



Little Gene is not my lover
He,Äôs just a boy who claims that I am the one

::cricket::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

You never return my phone calls.

STUPENDOUS JOB PEOPLE! I DO HAVE TO SAY, JUST FOR THE RECORD, THAT I HAVE NEVER CALLED YOU, BUT IF I EVER HAD I BET YOU WOULDN'T RETURN MY CALLS EITHER! AND NOW, FOR THE LAST FINALIST ON FOREST IDOL, LET'S WELCOME RETURNING MEGA-CHAMPION, PATTY PLATYPUS



All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

::angry growling and snarling::

ISN'T THAT GREAT! LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR JUDGES HAVE TO SAY!

I think you were very brave to pick that song. I know our producers held a gun to your head, still, you were very brave. Stupid, but brave.

You have a style all your own and I think you are very sincere.

I hope someone poisons me so I don't have to listen to this crap any more.

MAGIFICENT JOB, EVERYONE! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE WAY THE LIGHT REFELECTS OFF THE CAPS ON MY TEETH?!

AND NOW, THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE! BEFORE I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S FOREST IDOL, I JUST WANT TO THANK OUR JUDGES AND ALL THE CONTESTENTS AND, ESPECIALLY, YOU, OUR AUDIENCE, FOR MAKING THIS ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE OPPORTUNITIES YOU HAVE HAD IN YOUR LIFE TO SEE ME!

AND, NOW, THE WINNER OF FOREST IDOL FOR THE YEAR 2004 IS...

::rip::

Excuse me.

WHAT?

I hate to interrupt, but this is supposed to be the thread where gnimbley the gnome comes out of his hole and announces the worry of the day.

WHAT?

The worry of the day. You know. The stupid little gnome comes out, does some silly song and dance, makes a few gratuitous humorous remarks, gets confused, and then pronounces some worry that has been bothering him, something that no one in the world but him would even remotely find worrisome, like which politician most resembles a rutabaga and what that might do to the world economy.

GNIMBLEY THE GNOME?

Yeah. gnimbley the gnome. The forest worry wart.

NO FOREST IDOL?

Well, it doesn't really fit the theme of the thread.

I DON"T GET TO READ THE NAME OF THE WINNER?

Is there actually a name on that card?

WELL, ACTUALLY, NO. I JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO HAS DONE BE THE MOST PERSONAL FAVORS FOR THE PRODUCERS DURING THE TAPING OF THE SHOW.

::"What?" "Rigged!" "Give me my money back!" "I should have won, I'm the prettiest!" "Traitor!" "Wait until I tell my lawyers!" "The LA Police were brutal to me, brutal." "You people are prejudice against my species!" "I want a recount!"::

::fighting, spitting, ripping out of hair, clawing, biting, hitting, total destruction::


Picture of studios in the aftermath of this taping of


******** F O R E S T   I D OL ! ********






gnimbley wanted me to tell you that today he is worried that he is spending too much time working up the worry of the day and someday he might experience so much burnout that he won't be able to use a computer keyboard ever again.





Oh, he also wanted to remind you that services for the Forest Church of Fools will not be held this Sunday as the gnomes are going on a pilgrimage to the Land of Azaleas.






What a bunch of maroons!

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[Scots accent]I don't think she can take much more, Captain! She just doesn't 'ave the powerrrrr![/Scots accent]

DWAHAHAHAHAHA!

The rules:

Quote everyone you can who has posted before you.  Do not omit anyone.

Person with the most metaquotes wins.

Every quote must contain text.  It does not have to be accurate.

aini

what foul blasphemy is this?

what blasphemy do you want to make it?

Darn't. I lose.

And I was SO close!

Nuh-uh.......I was closer than you.

this has been done before

incredulous!

Unbelievable, but at least Malaul can't complain too much when the objective is to metaquote to excess.

I don't get the point of this game. When does it end?

To me, the point is that when the metaquotes get really large, they start looking very pretty, as they expand & contract.

Quite.

Quite

I think this game goes until everyone gives up.

i demand inebration. take me to your beer at once!

All your beer are belong to us.

You can have my beer, I want the good stuff.

You can have my vodka.

And yes, there's a programming limit to this game.

I am invincible!

phhffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is like a crazy online version of Jenga.

Who will be the first to overload and break down the server?!

I never thought this was like Jenga, but the worst we can do is break out of the tables.

Hmmm.... can't think of anything to write, just keeping the game moving...

"I'm sitting in a railway station, got a ticket for my destination..."

Let the bandwith rape begin.







Nyeeheehee. >3

Jesus Christ.

Holy fuck hugh! what the hell got into you?

Being on the road for too fucking long!

But really...I wrote most of these a long time ago.

well would you like to add afew pictures? :P

Of what? Cornfields and pork slaughterhouses?

please?

Pretty please?