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Taking God's name in vain?  Calling upon Him for totally useless shit?  Attracting His attention when you don't really want it?  Sounds pretty blasphemous to me.

Thanks, Horab.  God wouldn't leave me alone last night till I wrote this shit down.

It's all about names, Verthaine.  To me, Eris is Eris, Greek Goddes of Chaos, She what started the Trojan War.  And since neo-pagans are my divine enemies, I won't do anything that faintly resembles their pathetic whinings.  I think the Jews had it right, God's pretty damn inexpressible and shouldn't be named.  Not that it stops me from blaspheming all the time, God damn it.

[I YOU SHALL SUFFER, PUNY MORTALII ENJOY YOURSELF, WHILE YOU STILL CANIII JUST DON'T GET TOO COMPLACENTIV THINK FOR YOURSELF!V I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY.]

I  YOU SHALL SUFFER, PUNY MORTAL
II  ENJOY YOURSELF, WHILE YOU STILL CAN
III  JUST DON'T GET TOO COMPLACENT
IV  THINK FOR YOURSELF!
V  I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY.[/b]

I don't worship Eris.  She died with her people millenia ago, and to revive her smacks of neo-paganism (ugh).  But the principle is the same.  God shouldn't be trusted to do what you want, just because you've been good.  That leads to a dependence, which leads to expectations, which leads to the inevitable, "Why!!!" when things go wrong.  The real why is, God might not even exist, and if He* does, you'd better not get his attention, cause he's just as likely to kick you in the ass as to pat you on the head and give you a lolly.  
I'm so sick of these people who depend on their God to do all their thinking for them.  They've got a Bible (or whatever) quote for everything, an aphorism to apply to each situation, and a treachant mindset like a groove in titanium steel.  Righteousness replaces thinking.  Why bother thinking for themselves when they've had people to do it for them for thousands of years?  
But enough complaining.  After all, God will sort them out in the end.  If there is a god.  Atheism is boring, though, so I might as well as believe in something.

I proclaim myself the rabid badger of God.  Guard your ankles well.









*Does gender apply to deities?  "God" and "He" are shorter to type than "Goddess" and "She", plus I don't want any of you getting the wrong idea.  I guess I could say It.  Bah.

Horab, don't apologize.  This place isn't very enjoyable to visit any more.  Between Roger's tantrum, BS's flood of sourness, Git's grey superiority...  Bah, there's little point.  I've left and come back before, it always seems to degrade into a lot of pissing and moaning.  And I'm contributing to it.  


PS Eric deserved it, the little bitch.

["Break in case of tantrums"]

Y'know what would be cool?  A Valium aerosol.  Stick it in a glass case labeled, "Break in case of tantrums".

Jesus fucking Eris, take a Midol.



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No really, grow a sense of humor.  Y'all just look silly.

I think it winked.

 

The giraffe just appeared to me.

Yeah, but he also established ceremonial drunkenness and sired royal lineages....sounds like some nice perks to me.

Right, Quetzalcoatl.

How the hell do you pronounce that?

Ket-zell-co-attle.  Except really fast and kind of blurring the stuff in the middle.

Right, Quetzalcoatl.

Er...what's the name of the feathered serpent god?

Just claim you've been visited by him.

For the love of "Bob", cut that out.

Okay.

Unless you want me to tell the "chocolate milk" story.

No, really!  He was having sex in the shower, and all the lubricant washed off the condom, which created enough friction to jink his penis and tear his urethra.  At the very worst of moments.

I know a guy who once snapped his boner and jizzed blood...