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I'm Alfred Bester, A pyrotechnic talent who put only a small portion of his energy into writing.

Somehow that doesn't surprise me.  He sounds pretty flaky.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?


Christopher Walken.

Girls are annoying.

It's supposed to prevent the water from boiling over.

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.


Or do, if you're into that kind of thing.

He probably shouldn't be trusted with power.

I wonder how much I'd get for one unused pill.  Enough to cover the cost of shipping?  Probably not.

Hah hah you sucker!
The universe still chuckles
at its own bad jokes

Next topic:  phone calls, unwanted

Or perhaps, write a few wrongs?

[Malaul's substitute]
*kills all involved*
[/Malaul's substitute]

Yes.

*goes to find her ketchup stash*

Wait...isn't the willingness to die for a cause kind of the definition of a fanatic?

"meep" is far too cute for the likes of me.  Overexposure to the word "meep" gives me a case of the irrational violence.

the following people may fornicate themselves with a rusty lawn-mower blade:

Gimme some more of that sweet lovin', big boy.

"rofl" is a damned stupid thing to say.