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#61
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
April 05, 2022, 04:42:56 AM
Fred Sanford's deceased wife's name was Ethyl. Her sister was Esther.

That show was pretty intellectual, imho.
#62
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Picking Cain's Brains
March 26, 2022, 12:14:57 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 25, 2022, 10:52:48 PM
Quote from: Bruno on March 25, 2022, 01:32:58 PM
Hey, Cain. How much of an issue do you think the food/grain/fertilizer/etc shortages are going to be?

In combination with a lot of other factors, it's not pretty. Uptake from Canada, Australia and China is helping offset a significant loss from the Ukrainian and Russian markets but it only goes so far and China in particular will likely be struggling due to harvest conditions there. I'd say further price rises are all but inevitable at this point.

Are we looking at a situation where millions of impoverished people die of starvation? That bad?
#63
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Picking Cain's Brains
March 25, 2022, 01:32:58 PM
Hey, Cain. How much of an issue do you think the food/grain/fertilizer/etc shortages are going to be?
#64
Apple Talk / Re: Plague Diary
February 10, 2022, 02:02:46 AM
We're doing about that much per week right now.
#65
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
February 01, 2022, 10:24:24 PM
I have resorted to replying to Trumpist trolls on FB with "Your Mom" jokes.


It's super effective.
#66
Apple Talk / Re: Who are all you weirdos?
September 22, 2021, 03:55:18 AM
Honestly, I got tired of thinking about it a long time ago.
#67
Apple Talk / Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
September 22, 2021, 03:54:16 AM
In the future, the entire economy will just be bots selling things to other bots. Probably mostly just really long numbers.
#68
Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
September 22, 2021, 03:51:43 AM
Somebody tole me once that you can't win if you don't enter.

Then some thing about diabeetus I think, I dunno.
#70
Puff Puff Putsch
#71
Apple Talk / Re: Woo Products go here
March 01, 2021, 06:39:39 AM
Quote from: Trivial on January 29, 2021, 02:48:33 PM
https://orgonitezen.com/collections/orgonitepyramids

Gah! I clicked it and it followed me to FB!

I'm not even using the same browser. I've got this tab on Firefox, and FB in a tab on Chrome.
#72
Apple Talk / Re: Rush Limbaugh Jokes
February 23, 2021, 06:50:42 PM
Rush hated gender neutral bathrooms, and now his grave is one.
#73
McConnell during the vote: "Not Guilty"

McConnell after the vote: "He's totally guilty"
#74
This one seems to be better than most.

https://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/T-resonans-calling-Joe-Green.mp3

Also, I've started a thread in OMF since this is really just super off topic and has no relation to the capitol building being raided by dollar store knockoff Nazis.
#75
I'll look around and see what I can find. Most of the recordings sound like a cross between a tire with a bad leak and the dialup noise.

I'm thinking any complex message is going to be unintelligible. Might work best if it just repeats a single word.