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Messages - Shub-Crackerath

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« on: January 24, 2011, 10:32:48 am »
Are we sure it's not just a long-lost turd, one who escaped "the Flush" by entering the Central Heating System and has been floating around your pipes, trying to find its way back home to that sweet warm arsehole it once left so many moons ago....

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Muslim prejudice in U.K.
« on: January 23, 2011, 10:07:20 pm »
I wish no harm on those kids man, far from it, I truly hope they find their way out of those cycles. But this whole dualistic "Us" and "Them" bullshit is dreary. And there are far better reasons to hate people than where they're from or what colour they are or what ethos they hold True.
Like "He killed innocents" or "She's an arsehole!" or even "I don't like his tie"

Meh, I know I'm probably preaching to the choir but hate itself has become rather dreary too, do you not think?

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Muslim prejudice in U.K.
« on: January 23, 2011, 11:10:23 am »
OK, accepted. Whitey fears/hates the brown man.
This isn't a one way street here though, there is some duplex.

although I'd be keen to learn the statistics in relation to white racehate vs brown racehate.

I was personally attacked the other month by a gang of eight 16 -19 year old British kids of Pakistani linage, I managed to run like fuck away taking only two blows to the head, they were shouting racist shit at me throughout.

This shit is going too far.

Somehow the truth makes a lot more sense.

FTR Charlie, in my experience, if The Truth is making sense, then you probably don't understand it properly.

Bring and Brag / Re: I made a comic
« on: January 23, 2011, 10:52:53 am »
The best espionage-themed tech scene i have ever witnessed.

"...If you jam it in to somebody, it will totally fuck them up"

Legend mate. pure gold.

Discordian Recipes / Re: Celery Soda
« on: January 23, 2011, 09:48:57 am »
While we're on the subject of rather obscure sodas, the Matriarch and I had a rather puerile giggle fit when we picked up a can of this stuff at a local Chinese newsagent's shop.

Apple Talk / Re: Trapped
« on: January 22, 2011, 12:16:26 pm »
I sit corrected.

Spank me with the stupid-stick, right across my stupid face.

Just don't moan if I splurge jizm all over you when you do.

Bring and Brag / I whore music. Come tell me how much it sucks
« on: January 22, 2011, 11:35:32 am »
Hey, I'm actually looking for actual constructive criticism from other musos and techies wherever possible. But Ill take whatever shit you monkeys decide to throw at me.

The tracklist there is ordered chronologically, with my most recent at the top. I hope that it shows my progression and learning, but my eyes are too close to the source to see it properly.

Apple Talk / Re: Trapped
« on: January 22, 2011, 11:15:44 am »
I don't play CCG's, and I don't know what he's thinking, but I do know what he's saying, he's saying


hmmm, someone got out of the wrong side of their pit didn't they?

Not entirely sure how proposing properties for a fictional Yu-Gi-Oh card constitutes to a spoiler. But then I'm certainly not the smartest monkey on this forum so maybe you should draw me a diagram?

Apple Talk / Re: Trapped
« on: January 22, 2011, 10:52:21 am »
motherfucker look like a golem

So what words, do you propose, are in the head of a Mac User Golem, and what's it's attack, defence and flip-effect?

Apple Talk / Shameless party whoring
« on: January 22, 2011, 10:49:59 am »
Just sharing the wealth.

For anyone who can get to Manchester (UK) for the 11th of February, you NEED to attend this party.

It's a Psytrance all nighter, and it's always a good 'un.

Apple Talk / Re: Trapped
« on: January 22, 2011, 10:28:55 am »
And you end up taking it all too seriously, like a Mac user?

Thanks for that one. I haven't been able to climax for months now, and after seeing that I'm now suffering from a gloopy hydraulic gush

Literate Chaotic / Recommendations please
« on: December 30, 2010, 10:30:16 am »
Hey there oh nice helpful discordian types,

Could anyone recommend me some good writings on the Tarot please, preferably free to download for i am a skinflint.


Literate Chaotic / Re: Book Club: Angel Tech
« on: December 30, 2010, 10:26:08 am »
Hey guys, just found this thread a little late obviously. The download link is dead, can anyone offer up a link for me please?


Apple Talk / Re: FML and WTF am I supposed to do?
« on: December 27, 2010, 10:25:26 am »
Am I the only one who is going to say kick the fucker out?

not really, i was trying to, but delicately,and in several stages.

with that all scuppered then, i reiterate my intent, with added brevity.

Get him loaded on meds, then kick him outand let the system be his dad

Apple Talk / Re: FML and WTF am I supposed to do?
« on: December 27, 2010, 09:08:26 am »

Dude, nasty situation, but i'm sure i don't need totell you that.
Are there no support networks for Scizophenia sufferers and their families where you live? You say there are no good pschotherapists where you are, but if you recognise this as Scizophrenia then you must have had a diagnosis from someone, is he medicated? if not that might be a good start, but i obviously realise i may already be preaching to the choir.

You dont have to carry the burden of their mistakes, worry about yourself at least until finishing highschool.

in a perfect world maybe, not sure its that simple by the sound of it though. there's always a very real possibility of this uncomfortable home life actually affecting his studies.

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