When I bought my house I had like six relatives offering to give me some spare christmas lights and a fake tree to make our first Christmas easier. I loved the looks I got when i informed them that I had no intention of bothering with a tree or all the bloody lights. I mean, hell, who needs the increased electric bill and I sure as fuck was not gonna put up a buncha damn hand me down lights so I could burn down my newly purchased house. But the real kicker was when I told em I didn't celebrate Christmas. Yeah, giving old people coronarys is fun.