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Discordian Recipes / Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
« on: August 02, 2012, 04:59:25 am »
Post what you're eating while you're drunk.  Sober need not apply.

CROUTONS AND SOME KIND OF ALFREDO SAUCE NOMNOMNOM while drinking something pink.  There's grapefruit flavor in it, maybe.  Letters are too hard to read.

Apple Talk / A thought on holy people
« on: July 24, 2012, 01:03:47 am »
Holy men and women, it occurs to me, are always the ones who go against the grain.  They were imbued with a sense of right and wrong, and weren't perfect (though their sycophants may downplay the mistakes, or erase them from memory).  They got into trouble with The Man, because things they said were verboten and taboo. 

I am thinking that perhaps these men and women were simply larger than life folk who managed to create a big enough ruckus that a lot of people followed them.  It could be because they liked what they heard, or were me-tooists, or had their own agendas they could propagate more easily if they attached it to This Guy Over Here's idea.  Followers could even be people looking to stick it to their parents and THE MAN, whoever the man might be at the time. 


QUESTION: What role does Barbie play in poor self esteem and body image in women?

I think we might need someone to play devil's advocate, where the fuck is Ippie?

Apple Talk / DICKS LOL
« on: June 21, 2012, 05:17:40 am »
He is kind, and sweet.  He cares about me.  He spends time with me.   He holds me close when I need him to, and gets excited over cool things.  He doesn’t cuss, which is refreshing and different.  I mean, fuck, who doesn’t cuss?  He gives me the things I need to survive, like warmth, friendship, companionship, support.  He gives me things that make surviving bearable, like a debate sparring partner, a partner in crime, a sounding board and critic for my ideas, someone to cherish and care for in return. 
Ring ring Huh?
 Where is that coming from?

Ring ring.
Ring ring.  What is that noise?



Ring ring! Snooze/Dismiss

Put thePillsbarrel inhereyour mouth

Apple Talk / The Pied Piper of Tucson
« on: June 15, 2012, 05:10:35 pm »
So there was this guy, you know, back in the sixties.  He was like any other Tucson teenager; cruising up and down Speedway, dating all the hot chicks, being personable and making friends, being curious about the world.  Wanting to know stuff.  More on that in a minute.

When I say he was personable, well, that doesn’t quite cut it. 
He was totally charismatic.  Such a charmer! 
I can just see him now, pulling up to some hotties, being all,
“Hey lady, hey lady! Honey girl, you so fine. 
Don’t you wanna, you know you wanna,
don’t you wanna be mine?”
And they’d blush, and they’d giggle, and bat their eyelashes. 
His sweet talking self made them damp all in flashes. 
They hopped in his car, he drove away,
they fucked like bunnies, I’m sure.  Up until the day

He wondered.

This dude had his girl talk another girl up. 
Why this one, not that one, one never can tell. 
This guy had his girl tell the other one some dude liked her. 
Convinced her to go on a date. 

Told her he said, “Hey lady, hey lady!  Honey girl, you so fine. 
Don’t you wanna, you know you wanna,
don’t you wanna be mine?” 
She blushed, and she giggled. 
She cast her eyes down. 
But that sparkle in her eye soon turned dull as stone. 

The boy pulled up in his car, and he said, “Don’t delay! 
Your date says to hurry.  Don’t you worry ‘bout bein’ late! 
We’ll pick him up, and I’ll drop you guys off,”
his wolf eyes did glitter b’hind reflectors
             he refused to take off. 

He picked up his friend, and they drove off to the Empty. 
The girl must have begun to feel fidgety. 
“Hey lady, hey lady!” the boy said with a grin. 
             “I been wondering so long. 
What must it be like to end some other one’s song?”

She lay in the desert, not really there anymore. 
She left a mother and father behind, and they mourned.

The boy, feeling pride, did decide to confide. 
Another of his girls in which to confide he did decide. 
Eventually, though,
bored of her he did grow. 

“Hey lady, hey lady.  I don’t think you’re so fine. 
I no longer want you, honey girl, to be mine.” 
Gretchen grew angry, or so people did say. 
“You can’t leave me.  I know things.  If you do, then you’ll pay!” 

Well, what could he do?  She had pushed him too far. 
Poor Gretchen, and her sister, both fell in the trunk of his car. 

They, too, became fodder for Tucson’s big Empty.

Apple Talk / Hay Roger.
« on: June 04, 2012, 09:30:11 pm »

Apple Talk / HAY SPAGS
« on: May 22, 2012, 02:44:48 am »

« on: May 20, 2012, 03:05:37 am »
Canada has a walk of fame!

I don't know what to be more surprised at; the fact that Canada felt they needed a walk of fame, the fact that this is out of the entire country of Canada, or the fact they found so many (137) people to include.

Apple Talk / Maurice Sendak Dead.
« on: May 08, 2012, 02:29:34 pm »|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D158687

I guess those wild things weren't very harmless after all. :cry:

Techmology and Scientism / Citizen Science
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:17:12 pm »

I just heard about this concept during a survey.  I think this is pretty awesome, and normal people can do menial tasks like look at shit all day long.

What do you scientist spags think?  Have you guys heard of this?  WHY DOES NOBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS?

Apple Talk / MCA from the Beastie Boys dead at 47
« on: May 04, 2012, 06:38:40 pm »

Apple Talk / For the Attention of Doktor Howl
« on: May 03, 2012, 11:55:19 pm »

Apple Talk / ATTN ALTY
« on: April 24, 2012, 05:29:08 pm »
PACKAGE RECEIVED!  :noodledance: 

Apple Talk / Hey Navkat
« on: April 23, 2012, 06:04:43 pm »
Did you send a text this morning with your new contact number?

« on: April 20, 2012, 04:46:47 am »
That guy in your avatar's face makes me want to punch a baby.  For real.

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