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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Terrorists = Americans
« on: February 12, 2008, 07:04:28 pm »

No Cram,

The measure was to take immunity away from the Telecommunications industry in their cooperation with the US Government's warrantless wiretapping program.

Its bad.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Terrorists = Americans
« on: February 12, 2008, 07:02:37 pm »
Yeah. I just called her office and I was informed by a ginger-voiced woman that the Senator does not have an official position on the issue yet.

Oh? Maybe they should have mentioned that she tops the telecommunication companies donor list at $329,230?

Aneristic Illusions / Terrorists = Americans
« on: February 12, 2008, 06:52:50 pm »

Yep. Big telecommunications companies have Dems in their pockets.

Ah... the death rattle of American Freedomę

I've always thought our country would be better off if we had a nigger running the country.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Ze Fwoop.
« on: April 20, 2007, 07:51:05 pm »

A reading from the last Text Message from Saul to the Venetians...

Ze fwoops as they were: T'ree men out at sea.

And as they came aboard m'ship, ze fwoops led us out to ze t'ree seas. Ze Whore Sea, Vitamin Sea, and Luna Sea.

'Twas one thing to be-leave, but another to be a fwoop!

Principia Discussion / Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« on: April 20, 2007, 07:40:51 pm »
"Okay... *deep breath*... put a little more on, but this time give it a small twist when you push it in..."

Apple Talk / Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« on: November 09, 2006, 07:06:15 pm »

I was born in Ireland. Lived there until about 2.5 yrs ago. We openly admit to being wankers, but I wonder why the hell all of your women (especially the "whales") want to ride us.

Any other micks? (Don't answer yes if you were born in u.s. of fuggin' a).

Literate Chaotic / What the hell...
« on: December 15, 2005, 04:22:02 pm »

Literate Chaotic / the Best Of...
« on: November 06, 2004, 04:28:54 pm »
the second one from mad skillz is pure poetry

i'll be right back. I have explosive diarreah.

Principia Discussion / are we all gay
« on: October 13, 2004, 06:44:26 pm »
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy
i like girls, but I really detest Dave Matthews Band.

Counting Crows + Blues Traveller = Dave Matthews Band.  

or, in short,  Dave Matthews Band = Patchouli-addled crap.

where does Dispatch fit into this?

'cause I like dispatch...

Principia Discussion / are we all gay
« on: October 13, 2004, 04:03:28 pm »
i like girls, but I really detest Dave Matthews Band.

Or Kill Me / Get off the Internet and Vote!
« on: October 09, 2004, 09:21:17 pm »
Are there any socialist candidates this year?

Oh, and make a pledge at Votergasm. I think gettin' your grunt on for politcal events is something that needs to be encouraged.

Literate Chaotic / My bad poetry is better then yours!
« on: September 29, 2004, 02:25:51 am »
Larry Flynt Boil

There once was a man from St. Claire,
Who banged a gal on the stair...
The bannister broke,
He quickened his stroke,
And finished her off in midair.

Or Kill Me / Re: Get yer, backpack out bubba we's gonna have us a bonfire
« on: September 21, 2004, 03:32:30 am »
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
What, no Hasslehoff?

No. But how 'bout a frank?

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