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Apple Talk / Trolling Answers or Shooting fish in a Barrell
« on: May 19, 2010, 05:24:24 am »
Just going to keep some Yahoo Answers Trollings going in, because they tend to take all the best ones down really quickly nowadays.














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Techmology and Scientism / Can someone do a science to
« on: May 18, 2010, 09:18:57 am »
Actually upload someone's entire consciousness, from the carbon based information system, that is our wetware, to a silicon based information system, like, for instance, my PC?  (And of course, into the univirtual interwebz?)  I suspect such a thing might be being worked on, by some fiendish,
Frankengatesian type, somewhere, but is it going to be happening, like anytime soon, (next 30-40 years?) Because that would be something to hang around for, wouldn't it? Not that I'm planning on going anywhere, but it would be  better than just  incontinence, brittle bone disease, and encroaching senility to look forward to, wouldn't it? I don't mean some illusary Matrix type thing, but a limitless, instantaneous, meat free, playground of lightspeed,
cyberkicks, and teralulz.. So come on all you sciencers, pull your virtual thumbs out of your arses, and invent me a modem, that I can squirt my awareness in and out through my spare USB2 port, please.  (If it's not too much trouble, I mean.)




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Or Kill Me / Aaargh! It's filthy!
« on: May 12, 2010, 02:11:36 pm »
I'm halfway through cleaning my Stepfathers pond filter. It "wasn't flowing properly"  he said.
Probably because it hasn't been cleaned for about 8 years!  I mean, I'm all for a little Bio-diversity" but some of the things in the cistern must be unknown to Science! Foul, foul slimy mud, alive with things that would have woken  Gieger up in a cold sweat, had he dreamt of them. And the stench, God, the stench! I have to go back out, and run a hosepipe through the whole thing in a minute. Sobbing at the thought of it.
Why?  Why did my poor Mother have to marry a man who allowed such things to flourish? I have a good mind to fill the bloody pond in, and pave over it, as a car port. The memory of the stink will never leave me. "We'll all be old, and infirm one day" I hear you say.
Old people are just twisted, sick caricatures of everything that is wrong with the world!

(I don't mean that really, he's quite a sweet old fella, but the smell of that cistern is a wrongness that will stain my life,  to my dying day!)

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Apple Talk / Die before seeing
« on: May 11, 2010, 05:50:06 am »
Five major box office smashes, that you have never seen, have no desire to see, and would quite happily go to your grave,
without feeling like you missed anything. 

Mine, (I'm sure I can think of more, there must be  more)

Rambo, First Blood
Pretty Woman
Top Gun
Titanic
Brokeback Mountain

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