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Discordian Recipes / IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
« on: October 10, 2004, 02:18:12 am »
Quote from: Hotsuma
there's a cullinary purpose to putting oil in the water your using to cook water, I can't remember what it is right this second, but I know there is one.

No.

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: October 10, 2004, 02:13:59 am »
Goddamn copy machine!
Flings paper at my trachea
Severs my carotid

how about: moles. the facial kind, not the small mammals...

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Literate Chaotic / Poem for Hotsuma
« on: October 10, 2004, 02:07:16 am »
ahem...

*clears throat*

There once was a poem for Hotsuma
I wrote it whilst on my computa
he thought it was dull
and stabbed through my skull
And in doing so, removed my tumor

I'll be here all week....

 8)

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Or Kill Me / Discourse 33: Just Deserts
« on: October 09, 2004, 10:03:00 pm »
I like cheesecake...

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Discordian Recipes / IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
« on: October 09, 2004, 01:58:12 am »
Quote from: namu
I concur. Any kind of fat in pasta water is utterly useless. You have to put it on the pasta after filtering the water out, when pasta is cooked.

Acceptable forms of fat to put on pasta:
- spagghetti sauce
- carbonara sauce (+ raw egg as an option)
- napoletana sauce
- coconut milk with curry and fried onion rings and raisins
- tomato sauce with either garlic or basilic


you forgot bolognese, puttanesca, and the Turd's own sun-dried tomato/walnut/spinach lemon cream sauce...

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Discordian Recipes / IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
« on: October 08, 2004, 09:40:40 pm »
put the oil or butter on the pasta after it's done cooking...putting oil or butter in the water with the pasta is bad...bad, bad, bad....it may completely disrupt the temporal flow of this timeline...as a chef, I'm with Chef on this one... 8)

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: October 08, 2004, 12:42:11 am »
you cut me at the knees
That's the only thing saving you from
my horns in your ass

 8)

next topic: anaphylactic shock

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Literate Chaotic / Poem for Hotsuma
« on: October 07, 2004, 03:25:03 pm »
Liar....you're not wearing a hat....

 8)

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: October 07, 2004, 03:23:57 pm »
Lincoln, Nebraska
What a worthless fucking place
Even worse than Omaha

 8)

next topic: huffing spray-paint

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: October 06, 2004, 01:44:21 am »
Oh, Doctor Crusher
Probe me with your tricorder
As I soil myself

 8)

Next topic: too much curry

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: October 05, 2004, 08:07:27 pm »
Oh, Hotsuma's Bitch
Misguided by god of Krynn
Remember the Kingpriest

next topic: Indigestion

 8)

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: October 05, 2004, 01:44:53 am »
I have filled my room
With scent of vanilla and peach
The wax burns my nips

 8)

Next topic: Gum in your hair

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Or Kill Me / Rabt 68: Libations
« on: October 05, 2004, 01:12:20 am »
wow...since I was 15, I knew there was something different about tequila...by the time I was 17, I had begun to realize that it may have held secrets that were known only to those who truly did not need to know them...at various times I thought I may have stumbled onto those secrets, only to find that I usually was wronger than even I previously believed...and now 10 years later, you, my unmet friend, have given voice to my love for tequila and it's mysteries...when first we meet, shots are on me... 8)

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