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i dont know, i have been gettin a pretty good unhealthy dose of something here... most people would call it alchohal poisoning, me I call it reality filtration.... been good and drunk since 7pm Friday, and its 830am sunday and i am still drinking... whiskey went a go go, so now its down to the good ol' PBR buddy....

Hmmmmmmm Coffffffeeeeeee! is it one of those Death by chocolate coffee's you where telling me about?

ya know what, you sir can "Piss Off" I had to do something last night that i have been dreading doing for a long time and should have done a long time ago. I didnt even taste the stuff it just has alcohal in it...granted i am feeling it this morning

Thanks for the try, but unfortunatly i am still alive and kicking so i guess you better try again, since the Cigs/alchohal/driving/shotgun to the head hasnt worked i am begining to belive that (GOAT)/(TURD)/(COMMUNIST BASTARD) has actually succeded in his plan to make a clone/robot of me and i cant die till he says so, this fuckin sucks. I WANT OFF THIS ROCK!!!!

LMAO! HURAHHH!!! FOR MAKER'S MARK! i used to hate Whiskey but this stuff rocks...

And he knows this because he has helped to finance many an american girls lifestyle up there....



that or he scared them off and the only recourse they had, was to run to canada and hide their shame by showing their beutifal bodies off to hordes of drunken, assholes, who would rather pay to look than spend the time getting a nice piece themselves.

as for me, i have been into all of two strip clubs, one was when my g/f at the time went to apply and the other was with Senior GOAT the night we arrived in LA and i would hardly say that was a class establishment...

BOB DAMN IT!!!!!!

why havent you people killed me yet? i mean for Eris sake i gave you plenty of opportunities, suggestions, ammo.... what more do you people need/want?

now that i am back, you will just have to deal with me... atleast till my puter dies on me again...

what teh hell did they charge you with? since when is it illeagal to shoot your own property?

nope, but i can order it from my computer so it might as well...

As long as you are in an area where they dont mind ya target shooting and ya clean up your mess when your done not a thing wrong with it out here...

then a again a few friends and I shot up abunch of old modems, hardrives video cars, etc, and put them back in the original boxes and sent them back to the respective companys saying that their products did not meet our stress test requirments.

My computer is better than you all....

10. It doesnt talk back and make stupid assinine comments completely      Irrellovent to the current thread/conversation/situation at hand.

9. When I introduce a new "element" (IE piece of hardware/software/person/animal/feeling) to my computer it accepts it, if at first it doesnt accept the new element I can usually bludgeon it into accepting what ever i am currently trying to introduce.

8. If bludgeoning doesnt work, i can usually throw money into my computer to get it back where I want it to be.

7. My computer has a nice low humming noise that covers up the constant ringing in my ears from to many years of listening to people yelling and screaming about whats right/wrong/good/evil/Republican/Democrat/Liberal/Conservative/Gays/Breeders/Kink/depraved/inhumane/and any other topic of conversation where one person will not tolerate another persons views, beliefs, ideas what ever. That and a few to many "Rock Concerts"

6. I can listen to what ever music I want on my computer, it cant tell me that this music is to loud,old,shitty,trendy,underground,satanic

5. I can turn my computer off and ignore it for days on end and when i come back to it, I find that it is exactly how i left it and it still does what I want it to do.

4. I can drink as much beer, smoke as much weed, and look at as much porn as i want on my computer and it doesnt care or judge me, and if it does?

3. I can wipe its memory clean, and start over from scratch in less than 24 hours.

2. It keeps me sane, and when im feeling angry i can use it to kill idiots all over the world in any number of online games.

1. When my computer really pisses me off i can take it out into the woods, and put about 300 rounds of various differant types of ammunition both small and Large into it and there isnt a Bob damned thing that you or anyone else can do about it.

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i have not read this thread because it looks boring

If ye havn red the thred laddy the how do ya know its boring? and why bother posting?

phhffffffffttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poop is shit

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Thump......... KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!