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Hmm seems to me that if you omit a few thousand years you pretty much get rid of ALL religion. but maybe im just stoned/drunk.

we will then ship your body to SssBella for indocrination into the Zombie army of bullet sponges.

yeah what he said


Good piece Z3

Has Bella raised Jerry as a zombie?

GO HUGH! its yer birthday...


Give us a sermon on the evils of the phone company... in particular Verizon...

well i have posted the link up on my LJ for friends to see and read hopefully. So we might be getting a few new posters in here... yaaaaaa

why should it matter?

RAH!

as roger would say...

please do, and by the way... if/when i am in NY early next year ya think ya could schedule me in for a good floggin? havent had one in years and i think i am over do.. been a very naughty boy....  

>wonders if 1500+ posts in two months is a record or something?<

*skips away singing Tool - Eulogy

He's got a lot to say.... he's got a lot about nothing to say....*

So she Re-Zombified you... I mean you have to give your car regular maintanence right? why not your zombies...

This was found at http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1144956

From Associated Press:

Family gunfight erupts over chicken.
Differences over culinary methods prompts father, son gunplay


BLUEWELL, W.Va. (AP) A family meal erupted into a gunbattle after a father and son clashed over how to cook chicken.

The two men argued Sunday over the best way to prepare skinless chicken for dinner.

"It started out as a physical confrontation, but it escalated until both of them were shooting at each other," Det.-Sgt. A.D. Beasley of the Mercer County Sheriff's Department said Monday.

Beasley said each man fired a .22-calibre handgun at the other. Harley Shrader was struck by a bullet that went through the upper part of his right ear and lodged in the back of his head. He was treated at a hospital and released. The elder Shrader was not injured.

Jackie Lee Shrader, 49, was charged with malicious wounding and wanton endangerment. Harley Lee Shrader, 24, was charged with wanton endangerment.

why thank you dear Gnome... much appreciated.. heres a special Double Chocolate, chocolate chip cookie that weighs as much as you.... enjoy

you would think being the pro. lush that he is Turd would know not to mix anything with his Jagermeister, especially rum.... yuck....

maybe he will learn his leason this time...

Dear Bella,

What is a good cure for love?

frying pans, motherfucker...and you know this, man!

So where's my fryin pan mo'fuckah!!! you was supposed to send it already