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« on: October 30, 2012, 05:20:59 pm »
And today's Very Special Destination in Texas is: LUBBOCK  :fap: :goatse:  :magick: :sheep: :sexybeast:

I know, I know, it's the dem site...but check out the video.

Also Lubbock County removes judge's racially charged posters[url]

Aneristic Illusions / Some thoughts on the election
« on: October 27, 2012, 08:44:29 pm »
Obama leads 2-1 in early voting in Ohio.
That's right, 60% to 30%.

Which led me to a fantasy of Mitt getting his ass beat so bad, he CRIES. And teabillies flipping out all over the country.  :lulz:

I was thinking of voting early myslef, since we have those Romney machines here, but in Texas you can only do that if:
■You will be away from your county on Election Day and during early voting;
■You are sick or disabled;
■You are 65 years of age or older on Election Day; or
■You are confined in jail, but eligible to vote.

Because Texas sucks festered javalina dick.

Oh, well. Hopefully I'll see a UN observer at my polling place, since my area is predominantly Mexican.

Aneristic Illusions / Is there a reliable source for non-bullshit?
« on: October 21, 2012, 07:32:24 pm »
Looking for purely factual resources which support a center-moderate or scientifically sound left wing view that can be relied on for journalistic integrity and absolutely zero bias or twisted figures? Does this exist? Thanks.


If you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his dead. After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.

Aneristic Illusions / CONSTITUTION FREE ZONE
« on: September 01, 2012, 08:14:31 pm »
One of my facebook friends was talking about a bill to make it illegal to grow, share, trade or sell homegrown food, that happily died (until they sneak it onto another bill, anyway).

He commented "Actually, down here where I am is in a Constitution free zone (Google it). So it doesn't really matter what the law is. At this point, they allow you to share or give away food that you grow , but they close down vegetable stands and farmers' markets, 'cause they don't allow you to sell food that you grow down here. To do that, you gotta bring your crops to NYC, where they still tolerate farmer's markets."

So I googled it. Holy crap. No wonder they have TSA at the Houston Greyhound station and not the Austin one.​national-security_technolog​y-and-liberty/​are-you-living-constitution​-free-zone

I've been talking to a lady in Humboldt, CA who is putting together a card reading app, and it looks like I've been hired to write the meanings.
For 35 cards, I have to write key words, a general description, a section for everyday matters, then past, present and future meanings for that, a section for love matters, also with past, present and future meanings, one for business matters, with past, present and future, and one for health/physical matters, with past present and future meanings. I did a sample card and it came out to about 900 words.

I can do this because I live, eat and breathe these fucking cards, not because I'm a writer (I suck). So I've never sold any kind of writing, or thought about it and I have no idea what people get paid for this. She's going to be calling Saturday asking for a "ballpark figure of what my fee would be" and I don't want to fuck myself, but I don't want to scare her off, either. Any idea what I should tell her? Thanks.

« on: July 25, 2012, 06:49:40 pm »
 :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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