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Bring and Brag / Re: On The Secret Genesis Of Eris 1-5 complete
« on: February 01, 2019, 06:50:04 pm »
I feel like a quick bio on each character would help my understanding. There's lot to swallow.

Right now I just have a cell phone to work with. When I get a real computer again I'll do a write-up for everybody mentioned in the story.

Bring and Brag / Re: On The Secret Genesis Of Eris 1-5 complete
« on: January 28, 2019, 03:15:26 pm »


I'm very pleased to say that over 970 viewers at this time I've seen this. Sadly no comments. I'm bumping this to specifically request feedback and encourage questions.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 27, 2019, 09:47:36 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz:

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 26, 2019, 09:03:09 pm »
I think you mean "fiddling while Rome burns"?

Rome is built on 7 hills, but that aside...

Also iirc according to Tacitus Nero sang about Troy. There were no fiddles in the empire.

Literate Chaotic / Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« on: January 26, 2019, 12:01:18 am »
If you hunger for enlightenment, try an ice cream koan.

 :lulz: gonna remember that one!

Apple Talk / Re: Forgot about Dok
« on: January 21, 2019, 04:52:34 am »
So Dok finna bump
In the days of Trump
President with the speaking prowess
Of Forrest Gump
Washing all America down
In a septic sump

But Dok is a man of action
When he's not in traction
From dancing so hard
He broke the 'Disco' faction

His words are unheard of
With an edge so clean
It gleams with all the sharpness
Of a Richter blade

I don't usually say much
But I gotta a bust
The occasional rhyme
Bitch it's the end of times
As we sit clinking glasses
On our big fat asses
Watching Rome burn
at every turn
With Nazis in the street
Tryna build a new Axis
With fake news and faker smiles
But fuck them and their Praxis

No new worlds being born
Just this one going down
Like a $5 bj from a crying clown

And when it all goes up
We gonna dance in the ashes

Now don't bust this
Casual little rhyme
Cuz the blood moon tonight
Means it's the end of times
And all the fuckers who don't dance
Are going to pay for their crimes

Just one more thing
Before I go
And pay my respects
To those with more flow
Get up or get down
But don't just stay seated
Because Times Like These Fool
Won't ever be repeated

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 19, 2019, 05:46:08 pm »
Sounds like you got a good place then. Glad to hear it Cain!

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: January 18, 2019, 09:29:43 pm »
 :lulz: :magick:  :lulz:

Your power to inspire is awesome. 'This is all normal' is now my favorite home brewed meme!

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 18, 2019, 09:26:22 pm »
Sorry about your loss Dok.

For my part I'm employed again! Went through a staffing agency. My position may or may not be permanent. I'm covering for a person out on indefinite medical leave. The job is checking and refilling machine coolant and some industrial clean up. Working the weekend shift 12hr days fri-sun. It will be nice to have the 4 days off and the job is pretty easy.

I kinda hope that the person I'm covering for doesn't come back because I could do this for a long time and go to online school on my days off. I feel little bad about hoping someone doesn't recover to my own gain, but only a little bit.

Apple Talk / Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« on: January 14, 2019, 01:54:06 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 10, 2019, 06:30:46 pm »

I want to vomit.  :vom:

If I understand this correctly they're basically leveraging the well-being of families and children to get that goddamn funding.

Apple Talk / Re: Postergasm Brainstorm
« on: January 09, 2019, 10:58:50 pm »
Everything is interdependent, even you.

A lone wolf is a starving wolf,
This goes for humans too.

Independence is a lie.

Help those Others in the world and you will save yourself.

Every tree that stands alone dies alone.

Roots must be interconnected for the branch to flower. You are no different.

Human differences are actually very precious variety.

Nature does not have your best interests at heart.

The heart of a fool says: 'I am all I need.'

The wise see their own security in the well-being of others.

Feed a starving person and the world loses nothing, but we all gain something precious.

Do not turn your back on Humanity. We are all you have.

The devil wants you to be alone so he can talk to you without distraction.

Give mutualism a chance.

Do not be deceived. This world rewards cooperation, not isolation.

Like hypothermia a cold heart needs other's warmth to survive.

Pity the one that does not need friends for Only The Dead Need No One.

Cooperation is the only survival tool you need.

Being alone is just fine, but it's like holding your breath. It can save your life in certain circumstances, but doing it to excess will kill you.

Believe me when I say that the world needs you too.

Sometimes the best thing to do is reach out no matter how difficult it is.

Pride would have you stand alone so that you will topple more readily.

The goodness in the world is like fresh water. If you absorb it it will sustain you. Rejecting it is truly folly.

Never assume you will get what you ask for, but it is worse to assume you won't.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 09, 2019, 09:11:01 pm »
Glad to hear it Trivial!

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 08, 2019, 06:21:39 pm »
Well I'm on the job hunting trail again. I've been through three jobs and each for various reasons has not worked out so far. Tomorrow I sign up with the staffing agencies in town. I'm also going to apply at an electronics recycling plant. I'm real good with a soldering iron and have a background in electronic assembly. I could just as easily sort and disassemble stuff.

On a personal note things are still going very well with me and my GF! She's been very understanding of my troubles, and is just an awesome person in general.

My Phablet died. All of my interactions here and on Facebook are going to be through a cheap phone. I do intend to participate more though. As soon as I have stable work I may even be able to help fund some projects. For some reason I can't seem to quit discordia, so I might as well get to participating!

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 07, 2018, 03:54:26 am »
That was an extreme exaggeration, which has been a thing in these parts for a very long time from what I know. Apologies that I wasnít entirely clear that that wasnít a literal statement of my beliefs.

EDIT: I am genuinely pretty alarmed that this was mistaken for a serious statement, thinking it over. I cannot understand how the mistake was made, considering that itís completely inconsistent with all of the values outlined in the post itself and with those Iíve espoused prior. The only sort of person who could seriously say such a thing is an absolute monster by any sane standards.

I canít believe I have to say this but, uh, I DONíT SUPPORT GENOCIDE. Christ.

There's maybe three newsfeed worthy statements here. Well done!

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