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Messages - The Wizard Joseph

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Apple Talk / Re: Time Travel
« on: July 14, 2018, 07:36:40 am »
 :lol: :oops:

I meant to say Huckabee

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Apple Talk / Re: Son of a Bitch, Bunky, what is it THIS TIME?
« on: July 14, 2018, 05:33:37 am »
Howl was talking about putting calluses on you. His calluses are miles thick and used by Science to block out radio waves and subatomic particles in search of neutrino emitting galaxies.

 :boring: Same old story. Newspag walks in and gets all butthurt then passive-agressively picks a hopeless fight with Howl because he said the bad words.

Why don't you go ahead and show us how Discordianism is done? That would be stage 2 of your all too predictable journey.

 Go on.

Open up a thread. Write a rant. Do something, anything really, before you come spouting off at your elders like that.

You're just
a cookie-cutter
gutter punk
with a bit of
a mouth on him.

... Change my mind

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Apple Talk / Re: Back in FB Jail.
« on: July 14, 2018, 05:08:32 am »
I like that you kept the picture. It's iconic to me, and I think a nearly perfect reflection of your innermost self.

...Not that I know what your innermost self looks like or anything. *shudders*

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Apple Talk / Re: Time Travel
« on: July 14, 2018, 05:03:29 am »
Speaking of drugs and a loss of reality check into the Baron Trump time travel theory. There's something compelling about it.

This guy did a pretty good summary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8

There's a lot of shit to chew on about Trump and time travel if you run a search and start digging.

Holy fuck.  :lulz:

Now, if I invented time travel, I'd send Sarah Huckabee back to Philly in 1787.
I had to Google and in doing so found this.
https://www.constitutionfacts.com/us-constitution-amendments/the-constitutional-convention/

The Committee of Detail were some serious constitution pimping gangstas. Except for Gorham. I'm guessing nobody really liked Gorham.

Hey! Sarah Sanders could meet Gorham and empower him with knowledge from the future and we'd all be fucked.

 :eek: We must prevent Dok Howl from ever developing time travel or our world as we know it is doomed. Well more doomed anyway.

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Apple Talk / Re: Time Travel
« on: July 13, 2018, 11:54:31 pm »
Speaking of drugs and a loss of reality check into the Baron Trump time travel theory. There's something compelling about it.

This guy did a pretty good summary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8

There's a lot of shit to chew on about Trump and time travel if you run a search and start digging.

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Apple Talk / Re: Time To Spit It Out.
« on: July 13, 2018, 12:19:46 pm »
TFA was meh.

TLJ was actually good, though fuck me if it took some time to get there.  The showdown between Kylo Ren and Luke Skywalker was worth the price of admission.

Also worthwhile was the moment that Yoda mindfucks Luke (and the audience) by burning down the sacred tree they kept the Jedi books in, knowing, I presume, that they had already been stolen.

Personally I think it would have been cooler if the books had been burned too. I take my iconoclasm seriously.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: H.R. 6054: Unmasking Antifa Act of 2018
« on: July 12, 2018, 02:42:08 pm »
Luckily, the bill is still in committee, with an estimated 20% chance of becoming law, as per Skopos.

The guy who wrote/sponsored this bill is Daniel Donovan Jr (R-NY).  He's up for re-election this year.  His opponent is Boyd Nelson.

The co-sponsors are:
Ted Budd (R-NC), also up for re-election against Kathy Manning.  Fun fact: Budd's campaign pulled a URL troll against her, buying www.kathymanningforcongress.com which doles out misinformation about her.

Paul Gosar (R-AZ).  Primaries are August 28.

Peter King (R-NY).  His opponent is Liuba Grechen Shirley, and there's a chance she'll beat him.

Anyway, for those who will be sharing this bill, it might be helpful to provide the above information so people can do more than just be gobsmacked and pissed off.

Thank you.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordianism vs. Subgenius
« on: July 12, 2018, 02:40:07 pm »
It's kind of funny how some people will say they "get" the idea behind the Pope cards (and maybe even remember the twist in Illuminatus!) but still fall in line regarding Greyface.

You can bring a Pope to knowledge,
but you can't make 'em think.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: July 12, 2018, 01:21:48 pm »
Willful ignorance is now acceptable required.

FTFY

I hate that you're right.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: H.R. 6054: Unmasking Antifa Act of 2018
« on: July 12, 2018, 01:19:25 pm »
So... wearing a mask makes a relatively minor assault and possibly battery into a major possible prison sentence... FUCK! This is bullshit.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Anti-antiism
« on: July 12, 2018, 01:12:13 pm »
 :boring:

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Principia Discussion / Re: How Discordian are you?
« on: July 07, 2018, 05:09:13 pm »
Rate me based on this meme.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: July 07, 2018, 05:02:13 pm »

QG ruins everything.

I resent the implication that I had ANYTHING to do with the recent meteorological goings on. I swear every time something gory falls out of the sky You People show up with the torches and pitchforks.

 :angrymob: :angrymob: :angrymob: :angrymob:.... oh. I... I guess we'll just return these to the rental place. Sorry to be a bother.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: July 07, 2018, 03:52:38 pm »
Five words is just enough

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Bring and Brag / Re: Well... i guess... check this out...
« on: July 07, 2018, 03:20:14 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:  :fnord: :fnord:

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