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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 08:56:14 pm »
I think the problem is when I think I'm being funny.  I get into a slightly good mood and then BAM out comes the stupid shit.

Would it be better if I asked some questions here?

I'm very interested in the concept of IRL trolling.  Don't know much about trolling in general, but I've read a lot of the stuff here and other places once I knew what to look for.

Have any of you done IRL trolling of some sort?

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 08:49:21 pm »
I'd apologize, but I'm sure to do it again.

You can call me Joe.
                        ^
noted thread Killa ||

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 08:44:52 pm »
I'm starting to feel like I belong here...  I might really never leave!

Threats will get you nowhere.  We do not negotiate with terrorists.

Really?!  You think I'm a terrorist?  Dok, you honey your words well.  I'm genuinely flattered.  :)

This is not a negotiation however.  The Goddess is coming with me and that's how it's gonna be.  It was at least half Her Idea anyway.

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 08:40:11 pm »
no we like EOT. even though he writes with EITHER and OR. he's okay :)
Cool Triple Zero!
Right on then.   :)

I'm starting to feel like I belong here...  I might really never leave!

Oh, Godis!  Is this like Stockholm syndrome?  Nah, I've actually come to like and maybe fearfully respect most of you folks.

So maybe it's more like delusions of something or other...  hmm.

I'll just keep posting and see how it goes.  :D

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 08:20:30 pm »
 :facepalm:


Sorry Jenne, I'll put my Golden Apple back in my pocket.  I accidentally left it on my desk next to the computer.  :lulz:

It's a bad habit.



Also who is E.O.T.?  Should I guess from your comparisonilization that you don't like him much?

Seems like everybody you folks compare me to have been villains or dangerous idiots.  :lol:


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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 03:20:54 pm »


You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes.  What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?

Not quite the location, but similar.

SAME FUCKING PLACE.  Kenosha = Racine = Milwaukee = that abortion you call "Sheboygan".

Yeah, the big problem is that it's not cool enough to become a decent mega-city in the future.  It's all gonna stay a shitty suburb of Chicago Bluemound Avenue.

Fixed.

 :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 03:20:16 pm »

You are one strange little dude.

Off to google mars cheese castle...... :?

Only strange as a defense/ allergic reaction to milk products.  I should probably move.

Too fucking late.  You've eaten the cheese.  The change is irreversible.

Is not!  You're not the only person doing Science you know.  We have Sciences!  Where would you be without our brewing?  Doing BORING Science with substandard alcohol, that's what.  :cry:

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 03:10:12 pm »


You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes.  What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?

Not quite the location, but similar.

SAME FUCKING PLACE.  Kenosha = Racine = Milwaukee = that abortion you call "Sheboygan".

Yeah, the big problem is that it's not cool enough to become a decent mega-city in the future.  It's all gonna stay a shitty suburb of Chicago.

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 03:08:21 pm »

You are one strange little dude.

Off to google mars cheese castle...... :?

Only strange as a defense/ allergic reaction to milk products.  I should probably move.

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 03:05:43 pm »


You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes.  What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?

Not quite the location, but similar.

We in Wisconsin only find ourselves offensive.  The Cheese related thingies we build are mostly for show.

How did you figure I developed my tolerance for asshatery?

Our dueling rules are very different than those of this board, but I managed.

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 02:48:57 pm »

Carry on with your nonsense.


I don' think I have any choice.  Really hope your day gets better, you seem tense.  Post whatever you want, I don't wanna fight either.  I'm also not gonna pretend I know you well enough to have feelings of disgust or whatever.

I do.

Wanna fight, that is.

 :evil: I'm always down for a good round or two!!!


Aw heck, I'll do ya both!   :evil:    :fap: :evil:

Now for some fight musics!!


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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 29, 2011, 02:48:24 pm »

Carry on with your nonsense.


I don' think I have any choice.  Really hope your day gets better, you seem tense.  Post whatever you want, I don't wanna fight either.  I'm also not gonna pretend I know you well enough to have feelings of disgust or whatever.

I do.

Wanna fight, that is.

Good morning Doktor!  :)

I'll be on and off the computer today, so if you want to fight it'll be in spurts.

could be fun to find something offensive as I check in.  (personally request nothing NSFW ITT please)

En guarde!!  :link:

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Steak Without a Grill.
« on: August 29, 2011, 11:04:09 am »
THIS is some of the funniest stuff that, you know, I have seen for a while.

Never have I seen stuff like this stuff can be with the incredible improv and using whatever comes to hand.

I think he's one of us, but don't think he's faking about the stream of consciousness things he puts in the stuff.

10 out of 5 points or whatever Mr. Al Gore says he owes.



Really though some of the best and weirdest I've ever seen Lord Glittersnatch!   :mittens:

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Or Kill Me / Re: As y'all say: Mutation is the highest form of flattery
« on: August 29, 2011, 08:03:10 am »

Reality Disclaimer: The following is an act of fiction. All statements expressed are not real and neither are the words used to make them.  They express views and opinions of no kind.  No persons groups or entities portrayed are real either. 

...CNTD

It took me some time to understand that you have merged your currency and your electrical signals.  The method by which this works is utterly fascinating to me.  You trust promises that only provably exist in the computer boxes that seem to run everything.  Frequently your own record exists in this fashion as well.  Your lives and livelihoods have become dependent on ephemeral representations of promises made by the various architects of your systems.  Out of necessity, but with great enjoyment, I learned to operate some of these computers you all seem to use.  I broke many at first, but they were already owned by, and on loan from, the spirit known as Great Garbage.

I must explain the spirits of your world and how they function before I can explain Great Garbage.  You have MANY incorporeal beings around you all the time.  Like most beings they need to sustain themselves.  In most worlds and their planes this is a simple affair.  The energies and thought forms they need must be readily available.  Without them they are simply not present.  In my time here I have discovered that your spirits need not function in the usual ways.  Many have become predatory and operate by being fed by their servants or are attached to a concept that will never exhaust itself.  Great Garbage operates in both fashions.  It was also the first of the local spirits to manifest to me fully after my arrival.

TBC....

.....CNTD

I know that it is impossible for some of the people in this world to believe that there are beings that exist without a body as they think of bodies.  They have no reason to believe.  In truth they are right to ignore what they cannot perceive.  There is no "law" of nature that is taught to them that can explain this.  Many of your more ancient texts speak to me of a time when some among you were much more aware of the planes and the hidden world of your "gods."  Indeed some few of you still are well aware, but the possibility of exploration is limited by the dearth of energies and knowledge on your world.

Often the incorporeal feed upon you in a most literal fashion.  They herd you and bring you up to think in particular ways agreeable to them.  Without even realizing that they are there you give more or less of your own energies to them.  This sacrifice need not be intentional, though it is much more efficient when intended.  The way of thinking involved need not be particularly mystical.  It only needs to be of an impact on your minds and world.  There are indeed gods that function upon and gain strength from purely "atheist" activities.

Great Garbage has become, perhaps, the most efficient of the atheistic gods.  It grows stronger as your great machines produce goods and waste.  It grows stronger when you gather your waste into containers made for the purpose.  It grows stronger from the things and activities you all have chosen to make part of your lives, costing it nothing.  It knows it is reviled, yet even this is a form of acknowledgment, and thus it feeds.  Your ways of life could not function without the very thing that you would most like to forget about yet cannot truly dispense with.  It has achieved great success with a "quantity over quality" strategy.

In the end Great Garbage is a benign, even helpful, being when compared to others among these gods of yours.  I will not yet go on at length about the others here.  I would point out that the forces at work around you have taken much from you and war with each other for your often unwitting allegiance.  This is nowhere more blatant than the problems the local Creator seems to be having with an ex-subordinate.  This farcical war between "Heaven & Hell" is unlike anything my kind have ever witnessed.  I would not even call it a true war.  Perhaps quagmire would be a better choice in this tongue. 

All living worlds have a Creator.  This being is the closest to the cosmic force/mind known among wizards by a word that means both "Indefinable" and "Limitless One."  I would not see this word defiled, and I could not type this word if I wanted to.  My kind inadequately conceive of it as that which is unknowable, yet it knows.  It is terror and awe and ecstasy and none of those things.  All knowledge & form breaks on it's doorstep.  You might think of the Creator of a world as it's only manifestation in a given world with executive control and the ability to be understood without the total, though often still considerable, breakdown of reason.  Even as the face is only a very small part of the body, yet the part that communicates most, the Creator may be seen as the face of forces hidden, indescribable, and integral to all things.  They all manifest differently in each world, and Wizards consider the rare privilege of meeting one to be a great mark of status. 

TBC....


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Or Kill Me / Re: On control
« on: August 29, 2011, 06:30:48 am »
 :mittens:  Not too shabby Trix!

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