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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 06, 2018, 12:41:16 am »
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 04, 2018, 05:14:42 am »
Speaking a which, things getting hot round here, in that micro-climate way.

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Apple Talk / Re: Predatory instinct
« on: September 03, 2018, 09:58:41 pm »
:?
is the tree okay?
The leaves are starting to turn yellow and fall off.
Get back on the bus and clothe thyself.


:O you killed the tree? poor tree. T.T

well, LuciferX did suggest some good advice.

just besure to wear red... and brown depending on the last time you deficated. this tree's friends may be after you. You should probably wear a bunch of weight incase they decide to throw you into a wall.

it's like I still have little bits of placental matter behind my ears from the last hit. That must be how they find me. Bbecause otherwise I duct-tape everything to my body.

psst... the wall, it's full of holes.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 03, 2018, 07:32:33 am »
P=NP

So, what are the consequences of this, and how would you make a story out of them?  By analogy, something like "Faster than light travel is possible" isn't a story idea, so much as part of the context in which a story might occur.

Of course she would start with an abduction, per the cover story. Or we could keep the "game completion sequence."
really? how about a scenario that does not involve  simulation?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 02, 2018, 03:01:10 am »
P=NP

Coming soon to a theatre very, very close to you.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 01, 2018, 09:48:12 am »
Because simeone has to foot it, thee experience of death can now be outsourced to a ghost wryder.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: September 01, 2018, 05:46:54 am »
iDogs run out of eCords.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 30, 2018, 03:28:39 am »
"somebody please fetch the field effect transducer"

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: August 29, 2018, 10:06:15 pm »
This one's not a story idea, it's an idea for a business (thought it could also work well as a location that the characters go to in a story or m0vie):

A restaurant with a horror movie theme. It's nearly pitch dark, save for some flickering green lights, except when the waitstaff bring something out from the kitchen, at which point strobe lights flash behind the kitchen door. The waitstaff are all dressed as either slashers or supernatural spooks. The music is a mix of spooky music like Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor, Halloween novelty songs like Monster Mash, themesongs from horror movies, and possibly horrorcore songs like Dead Body Man and If I Was A Serial Killer .All the meat products are prepared in a way that emphasizes the fact that they were once alive; one of the dishes is a whole roast pig that comes with a long knife jammed in its back. Hot wings are also served. When the bones come back, instead of being thrown out they are cleaned and dropped into a clear hollow plexiglass wall mounted flush to one of the real walls. As time goes on this chamber fills up with bones. The menus are block printed in cow's blood (but laminated for sanitary purposes)
I floated this and think it could be done, add marijuana and a car service and I think it would rock. eating death in the fall is awesome.

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Apple Talk / Re: It's your last wish.
« on: August 23, 2018, 08:43:27 pm »
Like out of three. What would you do?
protip: it very, very sharp.

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Apple Talk / Re: It's your last wish.
« on: August 23, 2018, 08:39:05 pm »
Wish that Cain doesn't get any wishes.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure that would work out badly.
Wish that Cain doesn't get any wishes.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure that would work out badly.
See, recursion.

Only if he had his wishes first.
Then, then maybe it would all have been so different this time.

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Apple Talk / Re: It's your last wish.
« on: August 23, 2018, 08:37:17 pm »
re:OP– Yeah, Daddy's got your number now, huh?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 18, 2018, 11:49:26 pm »
why, for fucks sake, am I "reading" that hand videos indicate a rejection of narcisitic internet content? Or, what does the second most identifiable body part have in common with the rubber hand illusion?

look ma, no narcisism!!! :argh!:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 18, 2018, 10:55:38 pm »
Is there a drone hijacking code anywhere? Like, would it be possible to capture errant drones entering my airspace, take over controls and have them land on the roof for later use? Considering how my airspace is a matter of national-security, I don't think it should be far fetched. Also: Petty Theft Drone, by rock5tar.
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