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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: September 09, 2018, 03:57:33 am »
Can you feel me know?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 08, 2018, 11:35:57 pm »
anyone else? im in one of those moods.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 08, 2018, 06:28:20 pm »
...i was gonna place a thing on here... but couldn't find a perfect one or more for this situation...

so instead i will break out with the well inform lyric of "I like Big Butts"
:kingmeh:

I'm gonna start counting.  That's one.

:O what will two be?
you still got teeth?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 08, 2018, 06:18:31 pm »
step 1: was that not close enough?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 08, 2018, 02:46:14 am »
Speaking of doctors, I have a (surprise) apppintment with a manager tomorrow that has been personally responsible for actively denying my client's treatment, in direct contradiction to pre-authorized orders. there was a similar event recently that made the news. what number should I dial the heat up to?

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Apple Talk / Re: Predatory instinct
« on: September 06, 2018, 07:00:31 am »
Quote
But spring comes later, and then your touch will bring all the trees to the yard.
This is MI6 verbiage.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 06, 2018, 06:40:51 am »
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

I've released some oxygen into the atmosphere.  If you go outside, you can collect it.  It seems to have become diluted with nitrogen.  I hope that's okay.

I won't help you with the bees.  Conflict of interest, you know?

cool, feeling better. what form is the nitrogen in?

I think I have some B12 somewheres.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 06, 2018, 12:41:16 am »
my brain has become a swarm of bees. pls. send oxygen.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 04, 2018, 05:14:42 am »
Speaking a which, things getting hot round here, in that micro-climate way.

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Apple Talk / Re: Predatory instinct
« on: September 03, 2018, 09:58:41 pm »
:?
is the tree okay?
The leaves are starting to turn yellow and fall off.
Get back on the bus and clothe thyself.


:O you killed the tree? poor tree. T.T

well, LuciferX did suggest some good advice.

just besure to wear red... and brown depending on the last time you deficated. this tree's friends may be after you. You should probably wear a bunch of weight incase they decide to throw you into a wall.

it's like I still have little bits of placental matter behind my ears from the last hit. That must be how they find me. Bbecause otherwise I duct-tape everything to my body.

psst... the wall, it's full of holes.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 03, 2018, 07:32:33 am »
P=NP

So, what are the consequences of this, and how would you make a story out of them?  By analogy, something like "Faster than light travel is possible" isn't a story idea, so much as part of the context in which a story might occur.

Of course she would start with an abduction, per the cover story. Or we could keep the "game completion sequence."
really? how about a scenario that does not involve  simulation?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 02, 2018, 03:01:10 am »
P=NP

Coming soon to a theatre very, very close to you.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: September 01, 2018, 09:48:12 am »
Because simeone has to foot it, thee experience of death can now be outsourced to a ghost wryder.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: September 01, 2018, 05:46:54 am »
iDogs run out of eCords.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 30, 2018, 03:28:39 am »
"somebody please fetch the field effect transducer"

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