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Ever. My friend, said that this was me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c78PZRsHs

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Apple Talk / I've heard of Grammar Nazis, but,...
« on: May 31, 2013, 12:29:30 am »

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Apple Talk / On having a Muse.
« on: May 29, 2013, 11:22:04 pm »
Lately I've been thinking about writing, and what makes people write in the first place.

I have come to the conclusion that I need a Muse.
Now, I've all my life thought that a Muse is a Significant other, A female person, perhaps, a lady, you know - an opposite person of the contradictory gender.
But I've changed my mind. A muse, for all intents and purposes, is someone that you NEED to understand what you're trying to say.

So, I've chosen a Muse. Be warned. It might be a crappy road ahead, because I really, REALLY need to get my writing skills in order.

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Apple Talk / What the fuck is up with Britain these days?
« on: May 24, 2013, 02:15:29 pm »
http://news.sky.com/story/1095214/fighter-jets-escorting-passenger-plane-to-stansted

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The airline has confirmed it is for security reasons.

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Apple Talk / I'm done.
« on: May 23, 2013, 02:03:17 am »
I'm done. I'm out. I don't want to be part of it anymore.

YOU'RE to blame, you insipid, flavourless rectal warts.
EVERY time I post a QUESTION on THAT SITE, I GET LIKES.
Every time I post good material, I get LIKES.
Every time I post something vaguely amusing, I get dozens of comments.

I'm moving to the desert (or glacier as we call it here) to live as a hermit and SHOUT BILE ALL OVER IT UNTIL IT FUCKING MELTS.

THEN, I'll come to your TOWNS to SHIT ALL OVER THEM with EXTREME PREJUDICE.

Fuck you.

Or Kill Everyone.

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Apple Talk / Machete Terror? '
« on: May 22, 2013, 07:13:56 pm »

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Apple Talk / Viking Princess Diaries suggestion thread!
« on: May 15, 2013, 01:50:42 am »
Ohay there folks.

Filming for Episode one will commence on Sunday.
It'll be the Viking Princess Morning Routine.
1. Get out of bed.
2. Put on a kettle of coffee.
3. Morning Gymnastics.
4. Drink coffee.
5. Make and eat breakfast.

VIKING STYLE.

In this thread, make suggestions for episode 2!

Also, if anyone has a more catchy name for this enterprise, this is the thread for it!

Also also, I will probably put production photos in here.

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Apple Talk / NOT YOU TOO, JEFF! :(
« on: May 02, 2013, 11:16:30 pm »

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Apple Talk / THE VIKING PRINCESS DIARIES?
« on: April 25, 2013, 01:10:58 pm »
Hi folks. I recently stumbled upon Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time, and the Viking Princess Video Diaries popped up in my head. Is this something you good folks would watch?
Also, taking suggestions for what to do, what to wear etc.

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Apple Talk / Roger,
« on: April 09, 2013, 08:30:07 pm »
I've been thinking lately. About my MASSIVE amounts of RAGE AND HATRED, that's been festering inside me for as long as I can remember. For the better part of a decade I went onstage and spewed it out until my throat, brain, and all my muscles were sore.

But now? Nothing.

It's still there, but it has been festering inside me like a particularly cancerous tumor.
Have I become complacent? Am I too comfortable with my quiet, yet insane, Belgian countryside life?
I don't know, Roger.

What I do know, is that I need a burst of some kind to get it out again. A jolt of cytostatic electricity, perhaps.

I woke up today and felt this need to write this to you. Because you are HOLY™. How do I get the Holies, Roger?


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Apple Talk / BROWN CHEESE FIRE!
« on: February 13, 2013, 12:08:58 pm »
I considered posting this in Recipes or Aneristic Illusions, but I feel the theme is too apple-talky.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/jan/24/brunost-norwegian-cheese-hot-topic

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News reports of a protracted fire in a tunnel involving Norway's beloved brunost (brown cheese) spread beyond the county of Nordland this week. In rather understated style, Kjell Bjorn Vinje of the public roads administration said: "I didn't know that brown cheese burns so well."

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Apple Talk / I quit smoking today
« on: February 01, 2013, 02:03:39 pm »
AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. I HATE THE WORLD

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