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Messages - EK WAFFLR

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Apple Talk / Re: PD experiences
« on: September 09, 2018, 03:00:41 pm »
 :ffs:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 08, 2018, 11:21:24 pm »
Christ almighty.


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Apple Talk / Re: Time Travel
« on: September 08, 2018, 12:05:20 am »

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Apple Talk / Re: PD experiences
« on: September 07, 2018, 09:44:57 pm »
I think this forum is the only one I've ever signed up to where I've still to be banned.

I had to ban myself from my own forum ten years ago.

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Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams? I remember seeing him live at one time. He dribbled a football (soccer ball for you uncultured American swine) during his ballads, because he thought they were so damn boring.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: September 05, 2018, 01:03:28 am »
Currently reading
Red Country by Abercrombie, and How to Read a Book by Adler and Van Doren (reread)

Abercrombie's book is good, but so far, Heroes is the best of the standalone First Law novels.

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Apple Talk / Re: Jim, please pick up line two.
« on: August 27, 2018, 09:41:37 pm »
You know what I miss?  The satisfying crash of slamming the phone receiver down on someone.  Hitting an icon to hang up doesn't give you the same gratification.

If you have the disposable income for it, I'd pay for dual SIM cards, buy a few cheap ass dumb phones at Walmart or whatever, and use them whenever you feel the call is gonna warrant a slam. It's pretty satisfying to throw the phone at the wall/ground/ window/whoever is in the room with you.

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Apple Talk / Re: I'm 40...
« on: August 27, 2018, 04:16:08 pm »
Whenever i don't feel old, my mind tends to bring up a "Teens React to" thing I randomly saw during a youtube evening. It was Teens React to Marilyn Manson.

First bars of Beautiful People. The teen girl shouts: OHHH I know this! My dad used to listen to it all the time!.


Then I feel older than metusaleh. Works like a charm every time. Being young should be outlawed.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Age of Eris
« on: August 27, 2018, 01:41:49 am »
Yeah that was a god damn shitshow. I don't even have any decent (or terrible) jokes about it.

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I suppose that series of statements works if you own a ukulele and a fixed-gear bike.

....and sit around the campfire with a fat cigar with that ukulele  :lulz:

Electric campfire. Gluten free cigars.

Obviously.  We're not barbarians.

You may not be. I, on the other hand.

Yes, you barbaric Norwegians, with your savage free health care and your horrific unlimited free education mayhem.

I, for one, am just waiting for someone civilized to show us The Light and give us private health care.

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Apple Talk / Re: Ask Hoopla:
« on: August 25, 2018, 06:00:06 pm »
1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?

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I suppose that series of statements works if you own a ukulele and a fixed-gear bike.

....and sit around the campfire with a fat cigar with that ukulele  :lulz:

Electric campfire. Gluten free cigars.

Obviously.  We're not barbarians.

You may not be. I, on the other hand.

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I don't think I ever finished it.

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I suppose that series of statements works if you own a ukulele and a fixed-gear bike.

....and sit around the campfire with a fat cigar with that ukulele  :lulz:

Electric campfire. Gluten free cigars.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 13, 2018, 01:18:05 pm »
Aaaand i got the strep as well.

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