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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 13, 2018, 01:17:38 pm »
So, it's finally happened.  Management are restructuring the department.  Among the highlights of our new deal:

- A 4k pay cut
- Reduction of staff to a single person per shift
- Rota changes that will involve working 4 nights a week and, once a month, 7 days or nights in a row.
- That we still do all our existing duties except those with regard to safeguarding
- That staff on-site will have to move out
- That we will be effectively demoted to "residential assistant" roles from our current roles.
- 3 people will be made redundant due to lower staffing needs

Holy shit.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 10, 2018, 11:52:52 am »
Wife's been down with strep for a week, in the middle of her preparing for her final apprentice exams (floristry). I'm fucking exhausted. Not that I'm complaining, mind. Just looking forward to having my days in the usual routine.

I hope your wife gets better.  I am a little shocked that a combat florist would be knocked down by a little strep, though.
Hope you wife gets well soon.

also i would totally watch an anime about combat florists.

No, son, this is NORWAY, not Japan.  There is no anime.  It's all live action, and no stuntmen.  I've seen it happen.  Weaponized chrysanthemums are no way for a man to die.

After getting a second diagnosis of sinusitis on top of the strep, she passed her exams with flying colours today, proving that she's way over qualified to put up with me. But I don't complain.

She made the examiners (the people who decide whether your work is good or bad. I've no fecking idea what they're called in mercan) cry.
Whether this was because of her beautiful decorations or the fact that she made a rose shiv is unknown.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 06, 2018, 07:32:54 pm »
Wife's been down with strep for a week, in the middle of her preparing for her final apprentice exams (floristry). I'm fucking exhausted. Not that I'm complaining, mind. Just looking forward to having my days in the usual routine.

I hope your wife gets better.  I am a little shocked that a combat florist would be knocked down by a little strep, though.

The exams are on Thursday, she'll be good to go by then. To celebrate her nailing that exam I'm gonna go attend a small wedding for a Pakistani colleague. Only 650 guests. It's going to be a lot of fun.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 06, 2018, 07:28:21 pm »
Wife's been down with strep for a week, in the middle of her preparing for her final apprentice exams (floristry). I'm fucking exhausted. Not that I'm complaining, mind. Just looking forward to having my days in the usual routine.

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Apple Talk / Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« on: July 09, 2018, 10:45:30 pm »
Twiddington will finish this or I'm gonna feed all the noobs into the hopper.

Can I help?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: May 12, 2018, 08:11:35 am »
Does this mean that there will be no culling of the montana sharks this year?

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: May 12, 2018, 08:10:52 am »
Fuck pagans. When I do my duties for the gods, I do it proper like.

There has to be blood. And screaming.

And gigantic Goddamn Norwegians stuffed into mini Coopers.

ACTUALLY it's VW Beetles

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:36:16 pm »
Hey guise. What'd I miss?

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: May 10, 2018, 08:15:59 pm »
Fuck pagans. When I do my duties for the gods, I do it proper like.

There has to be blood. And screaming.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 22, 2017, 12:37:09 pm »
Hey guys.

I've gone into the "T shirts wiith inverted crosses trade.

And also I've dropped 47 lbs since july.
And going to the Weightlifting National Championship in february. With a fighting chance for a gold medal (being an old boy has its perks)

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 23, 2017, 09:51:54 pm »
Fucking hell. Sorry, Roger.



FUCK CANCER

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Is anyone here an advocate for non-violence?
« on: August 21, 2017, 10:12:04 am »
Has anyone here ever actually punched a Nazi?

Yes.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 04, 2017, 12:21:00 pm »
Hiya people.

hola, un Silla Alta!

Thank you, and a very good high chair* to you too.



*I hope I got my Spanish right.

Close enough.

Anyway, I just suddenly and without warning to traded to some British company.  I'm in the same office, the pay is slightly better, but it would have been nice to apply or interview or be told before my first day on the job.  Apparently, my contract allows for this, and so I had to do another I9 and W2 to keep doing the same thing for the same people.

Has anyone ever told you you  job is kind of weird?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 03, 2017, 08:41:51 am »
Hiya people.

hola, un Silla Alta!

Thank you, and a very good high chair* to you too.



*I hope I got my Spanish right.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 01, 2017, 08:53:40 pm »
Hiya people.

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