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Messages - Q. G. Pennyworth

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Nazis at the statehouse today, waving their sonnenrad flag.

Apple Talk / Re: Film Flam
« on: June 27, 2020, 03:18:09 am »
Knives Out
Come for the A E S T H E T I C murder mystery, stay for the brutal takedown of the American bourgeois.

Apple Talk / Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« on: June 23, 2020, 06:04:17 am »
I dont get it. Is that supposed to be a quote from Germ? Did Germ catch on fire after raiding altered's lair? IS GERM OKAY?

Apple Talk / Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« on: June 21, 2020, 09:42:24 pm »
The person whose safety I am most concerned for now is this Germ fellow. Altered has more teeth than anyone needs.

Literate Chaotic / Re: A koan
« on: June 17, 2020, 10:47:58 pm »

Or Kill Me / Re: Push the button already
« on: June 16, 2020, 06:08:34 pm »
V3x you're being an ass

Literate Chaotic / Re: A koan
« on: June 12, 2020, 07:11:21 pm »
Daibai said to Baso, ďWhatís with all those koans where the novice asks the master for wisdom and the master is like ĎWash your bowlí or something mundane, and hearing this, the novice was enlightened?Ē
Hearing this, Baso was enlightened.
Daibai said, ďSee what I mean? What I said wasnít enlightening at all.Ē
Baso was even more enlightened.
Daibai said, ďStop iĖď

I like this! can I do it up as a page for Holy Nonsense?

Or Kill Me / Re: But I'm Fine
« on: June 07, 2020, 09:16:45 pm »
The first three lines are nearly verbatim me, Ali Velshi, and the dude who lost his eye. Needs a little more work but I wanted to vomit it somewhere before it fizzled

Or Kill Me / But I'm Fine
« on: June 05, 2020, 12:41:31 am »
I got pepper sprayed but Iím fine
They trapped me and beat me with their bikes but Iím fine
I got hit in the leg with a rubber bullet but Iím fine
My eye ruptured when they fired a tear gas canister at my head and I am probably going to lose it after surgery tomorrow but Iím fine
but Iím fine
but Iím fine
but Iím fine
We keep saying it because we are breathing
Because others are not breathing
Because we donít want you to worry
Because we donít want to take up too much space
but Iím fine
And how much more would have to happen
how much do we need beaten out of us
How many tears do we shed
Before we admit we are not fine?
They are shooting at us
They are arresting us
They are running cars through us
But Iím fine
Iím not

Or Kill Me / Re: Cops Cannot Be Queer
« on: June 02, 2020, 03:56:37 am »
Oh yeah no you never count on there being a fifth column and even if there is one you never trust them.

Or Kill Me / Re: Cops Cannot Be Queer
« on: June 02, 2020, 12:57:06 am »
I believe Permagos was trying to say that there could be Queer Double Agents within the Police Force.

Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: June 01, 2020, 06:39:40 am »
Have my dumb face

Aneristic Illusions / Re: So about these riots...
« on: May 30, 2020, 02:01:00 pm »

There is no way to riot at a safe distance. Hell, people canít pull off a march with a six foot bubble. If you get sprayed, that mask is coming off while you get cleaned up, and if you put it back on after youíre risking more exposure both contact and inhalation. Masks are falling off when people flee. The people next to you will take them off to yell.

Iím scheduling my brain swab in a couple days. Best to just assume if you go to one of these that itís a potential exposure.

Apple Talk / Re: Plague Diary
« on: May 30, 2020, 01:57:06 pm »
Malden is at 76 deaths as of today. Nearby Chelsea is even harder hit.

Still processing yesterday honestly. Getty photographer got in my face while I was getting cleaned off, some asshole was setting off fireworks, apparently someone had an allergic reaction to all the pepper in the air and needed to be taken out in a stretcher, but that was after I left. Best thing I did all day was get a cough drop to the black girl blowing her voice out on the megaphone. I feel like an abject failure.

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