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Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

All I have to say on the subject at the moment:

Electoral College. What the fuck is that shit about?

It's about something in another thread entirely.

Damn.

Well, I kinda shot up from OP, and was referencing this:

And as far as representation goes, HOW'S THAT BEEN WORKING OUT FOR YOU, AMERICA?  Yeah, the voice of the people babbled a bit, and you got the government you deserve.  AGAIN.  There seems to be some kind of LEARNING DISABILITY inherent in North America.

But I can see how you'd think I was being random.

All I have to say on the subject at the moment:

Electoral College. What the fuck is that shit about?

also:

I don't really need or want a computer in my phone. Just a phone, thank ya.

A crazyman pretending to be crazy in order to dodge a draft. Ive heard everything now.

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Thank you. Thank you so much.

Found this while resarching sexism in advertisement for a class.

Oh, college...

http://www.businesspundit.com/10-most-sexist-print-ads-from-the-1950s/

My favorite is the last one. The rest fill me with 100% 

I had to take a food safety course for my fancy new delivery job. Nothing unusual
UNTIL!
The form/test/whatever made the claim that food safety is especially important nowadays because of 9/11.

Which reminds me of all that nonsense people generally do in the name of being in a "post 9/11 world", but with the added strangeness due to the fact that
1. That seems to be giving a lot of undue importance to the food service industry and it's role in preventing terrorism.
and
2. The whole test amounted to "wash your hands, idiots." Which is something you'd think they would bring up no matter what.


Anyways, that's all I got.

If I ever start another punk band or hip hop group, it is going to be called Speedy Arsonist Agency FOR SURE.

Thank you, Greek Anarchists. Thank you so much.

Hahahaha

I'm sick of fast food, my dog shitting indoors, people who over pronounce the H in words that use "wh", belief structures that differ from mine, when you open a bag of chips and half of it is already empy, and having a terrible job. Everything is ruined forever, and it has to be everyone elses fault!


That's such a weird list. I can't even believe it's serious. Or maybe it's not?

Thanks

I am not doing this next term.

of course, next term if all goes well I'll be interning in a lab.

...Like a boss.

Also I think I might barf. Oh god what did I do to myself?

No worries, that's just a heart attack. I get them all the time.

You know I have a heart condition, right?

Whoops! Hahaha...

It took so long to reply because I was busy trying to remove my foot from my mouth.

It's like a wonderland here

and occasionally you stop to ask yourself, why is everyone so cheerful and POLITE?

Today EOT told me why he does it. Why he's so over-the-top courteous. Why he stops to let pedestrians cross the street, and waves people on when it's not really their turn.

He does it because it enrages everyone around him.

And that, really, pretty much sums up Portland.

Like when you're at the store and you're in a hurry, and you're standing in line and the person in front of you lets an old lady cut in front of them? An old lady who rummages in her purse for ten minutes and makes small talk with the cashier? And then writes a check and the cashier has to page a manager to approve it? And she only writes it for the dollar amount and she pays the balance IN PENNIES?

LETHAL. 

Yes.

It's not that these people are clueless. It's that these people are trolling you.

Life just started making 100% more sense.

Oysters youve never seen a snatch starring at brad pitt and a bunch of people famous in britain? You should get on that right now.

How I read it which is much funnier.

Ha!

Also, I'll look it up.

OP:

Everyone gets butthurt once in a while, but REAL muffukas should have the common sense to realize how much of an asshole they are and get over it.

I guess my point is that freedom of speech is over rated, and I think a theocracy would solve that problem.

You're taking the piss, right?

I've never heard that expression before...
But if you mean am I joking, then yes. So much yes.

It's an english term.  England english, I mean.

I don't know if you noticed, but it flopped a bit.

Eh. They can't all be winners.

By Catalina Camia, USA TODAY

Newt Gingrich insists his presidential campaign is going all the way to the GOP convention in Tampa. But first the candidate needs to get on the ballot in Utah.

The Salt Lake Tribune reports Gingrich's $500 check to pay the filing fee has bounced. If the former House speaker doesn't pay up by April 20, the story says, his name won't appear on the ballot.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seconded.

OP:

Everyone gets butthurt once in a while, but REAL muffukas should have the common sense to realize how much of an asshole they are and get over it.

I guess my point is that freedom of speech is over rated, and I think a theocracy would solve that problem.

You're taking the piss, right?

I've never heard that expression before...
But if you mean am I joking, then yes. So much yes.