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Or Kill Me / I have a question for you...

« on: December 14, 2005, 01:01:15 am »

Sorry Rog,I have to plead the 5th on this one.The answers to those questians are covered by the 17th level of the Erisian Mysterees and Terrans aren't ready for them untill at least 2111.I could lose my tenure if I do.Of course,if your are a trans-d traveller,and you have a contraband multiversal quantum computer,all you have to do is Moogle the answer.

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Or Kill Me / I have a question for you...

« on: December 14, 2005, 12:28:52 am »

THE OFFICIAL CHURCH OF ERIS ANSWERS:

If angels can fall, may devils rise?

I don't know,I didn't do it

Are all patterns of thought inborn or learned?

I don't know,I didn't do it

If you believe you are right, then everything you say is right?

I don't know,I didn't do it

Can a lepoard change its spots?

I don't know,I didn't do it

Is there any redemption?

I don't know,I didn't do it

Is nobility defined or inborn?

I don't know,I didn't do it

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Or Kill Me / Greetings From The Boogeyman!

« on: December 13, 2005, 05:05:25 am »

I've gotten my monsters so trained,they do MY bidding.I bring them out when I need them to do something I rather not get my hands dirty with,not the other way around.Nothing as pathetic as someone who can't keep their monsters in check.

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Or Kill Me / The TROOF about Discordians.

« on: December 10, 2005, 02:31:40 pm »

Works for me.I thought it was pretty good.

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Or Kill Me / Monsters...

« on: December 09, 2005, 01:45:00 pm »

Fess up Rog. Is "The FATHER" character on cartoon networks Codename:
Kids Next Door actuALLY THE "aNTI-bOB"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Wigglestein

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Apple Talk / I like boobs

« on: December 07, 2005, 06:25:35 pm »

Is it possible for a woman to get an extra pair of boobs put in, you know, right under the regular ones?

The Commander
DIA

The women Of Grlysdin III have an extra pair of breasts on their backs.Makes slowdancing with them so much fun.

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Or Kill Me / Rant 147: Changing The World

« on: December 01, 2005, 06:13:28 am »

Did you get a lot of anarchists come down to new orleans after katrina just to proe how "hardkore!" they were? Living in a disaster area and all.

I had one ask me for spare change the other day(lots of peircings,goatee,dirty,had athe circle A anrchist symbol as a tatoo).I told him,"Get a job,you damn hippie.I can't walk down the street without someone asking if I want a job,and i'm black! Surely a white guy could get one."

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Or Kill Me / Rant 147: Changing The World

« on: December 01, 2005, 05:09:08 am »

fair enough.

Besides, as an "anarchist" I can't spend much time with other anarchists anymore. They seem to have gotten it in their heads that hygeine is a tool of the man. Thus the smell of BO is repulsive. Maybe I am just too bourgeois to put up with unwashed bodies with unbrushed teeth stuffed into a room while someone makes their seventeenth thousand speech that sounds exactly like something Black would say.

I have always said to the"anarchists" down here

Being dirty is not a sign of rebellion,it is a sign of poor hygeine"

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Or Kill Me / Holy shit, did I just write a rant?

« on: November 30, 2005, 02:02:31 am »

Laughter is the best defence against an uncaring Universe.  That and titanium body armour, for those "hypothetical" situations.

Nice rant, I should add.

High tensile strength eristronium/osmonium steel alloy with random oscillating "Black Hole" force sheilds and a high yeild graviton emmiter works best.(can survive for 6 hours in the center of a nuetron star). To bad this very expesnive item is contraband on this dimesnion(wink wink)

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Or Kill Me / on the fundamental rights of man.

« on: November 27, 2005, 06:44:00 pm »

I doubt either one of you, Turd and Verthaine i mean, is going to change the mind of the other person, or dish out the ultimate "own," or win this tiff in any indentifiable way...Sooo...maybe you guys could...stop? i mean, which one of you is planning to eventually surrender to the other person?

As far as I'm concerned ,it's over and done with.Besides,I get bored very easily.ECH was man enough to say what he had to say to me,I was man enough to say what I had to say right back to him.Now we know where each other stands.I can respect that.If ECH wants to continue this,he can pm me and I'll be more then happy to handle my biznatch in that arena.
Thank you for your concern Chlorine,and welcome aboard.

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Or Kill Me / on the fundamental rights of man.

« on: November 27, 2005, 04:56:19 pm »

1) sorry, homeboy, but the "I didn't name names" line doesn't hold water when every post in which you accuse some nameless individual of being an asshole or whatever comes directly after I post.

Dude,don't flatter yourself(and I thought I had an ego).You seem to be suffering fom some a serious case of paranoid delusions/persecution complex.
I just checked all  my posts.The only one that I followed you on was
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=279819&highlight=#279819

remember that one.If someone makes a blanket statement on discordianism,I have a right to speak my mind,since you just lumped me in with everybody.And if someone bad mouths me,I am going to do something about.
You just proved my point.Apparently it's alright for you to do it.
And if it does seem that everytime I write a post complaining about asshole it's always following your posts,maybe it's because you where being an asshole.You've done far worse then anything I can do on this
forum.If all I did was follow you around commenting  whenver you were being an asshole,I'd never have time for sex or anything else for that matter

2) while I have no shortage of empathy for what you are going through right now, you cheapen yourself by using it as some sort of excuse for being a prick.

I wasn't using what I went through as an excuse to be a prick.It was just used as an example as to why I can take whatever you can dish out(you got to learn how to read better dude,or are you just an habitual liar?)

Just like you ECH,I don't need an excuse to be a prick.What I wrote just a case of"You stepped,and I STOMPED".

If someone is going to excersise their Eris given right to be an asshole(which you do a lot ECH),I can exercise my right to treat assholes the way I always treat them.(see below) Freedom works both ways dude.If someone takes a swipe at me,I'm gonna swing right back.You can't bully me like you've done others dude.

3) I only think that because in the 12 years that I have been identifying myself as a discordian, 98% of the rest of the "discordians" I meet or interact with are whiny emo bitches. If taht's not been your experience, then more power to you and maybe I need to go find different discordians.

So that  must make you part of the 2% Elite thats perfect.I'm sorry,I didn't know I was adressing a member of the High Eristocracy.I should learn my place,your Lordship.

4) I wasn't crying or whining at all, V. Just pointing out a little hypocrisy on your part, which seems to have caused you to come completely unhinged. wonder why.

Dude,it's ok to cry.(gee,where have I heard that one before?Oh right,from you,whenever someone defends themselves against your attacks). I seem to remember something in the xtian bible about pointing out the speck in someone elses eye while they have a log in theirs.

You've change alts more times then J-Lo changed fiance's(and one of those was a synonym for"piece of shit,huh Turd)so you are in no position to question my sanity.I'm doing better now then I've done in ages,so I must be doing something right.

5) of course you do. almost everyone stands by what they say. It's part of what makes this world so entertaining. Your reactions clearly indicate that you DO give a fuck, which is your prerogative. It's just the interweb.

Wow,the first truthful thing you sais all post.How'd you let this one by you.You're slipping dude.

6) homophobia is quite unbecoming on someone who spends so much time preaching tolerance. oh, that's right, except for all that time you spend preaching intolerance. You may not like the christian religion (neither do I), but your continual blanket condemnations expose you as a bigot.

Uhh,hello.I'm bisexual.I have have no problem admitting that to what I've done to many an asshole.Being queer gives me the right to use the word 'faggot',just like being black allows me the right to use the word 'nigger'.Hey,I know thats a double standard,[run-dmc]but its like that,and thats the way it is [/run-dmc].
Ohhh. ECH just became Jesse Jackson here. The only tolerance I preach is allowing someone the freedom to say whatever they feel like,and letting others judge it on it's own merits.You have the right to say whatever offensive thing that comes to mind(and believe me ECH,you have),I have the right to critisize it.But it seems to me that you don't like criticism very much,unless you're the one doing it.
I've made it no secret that I have a problem with xtianity and monotheism in general.I also have a problem with nazis,the kkk,slaverunners,rascist rednecks,republicans and anyone else who's tried to oppress,enslave,ethnic cleanse,steal the land of,me and my ancestors.
Stop trying to come across as if you're some goody-two-shoe Alan Alda/Dr.Phil type.All anyone has to do is compare the contents of all my posts in comparission to the content of all your posts,to see who  is the bigger offender on this board.That may be the only thing you've beaten me on this whole post

7) it tastes like cheap whiskey.

Is that the best you can do kid.I'm still standing.Jeez.I haven't even broken a sweat.Being the recipient of your own treatment doesn't suit you very well it seems.
Or to put it in a language you can understand:
OWNED!

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Or Kill Me / on the fundamental rights of man.

« on: November 26, 2005, 06:43:11 pm »

I also don't mind having Horab or anyone else on this board.But I agree that this is gone far enough.I am no ones crony,and I am part of no clique here.I calls it like I sees it,and tells it like it is.And I've never been afraid to do either on this board.
I know better then to ask you people to drop all this schism.But take it to the pm arena for Eris sake.
Oh I'm sorry.I forgot that some of you are so pathetic that you actually like the attention.It's the whole "I really don't care if people think I am a complete and utter asswipe,as long as I am in the spotlight." attitude. Or is it the "I have nothing intelligent to offer this forum,so let me spew as much venom  and hate as I can in the guise of "freedom of expression".
It seems to me that the people on this forum who scream about
 how wrong censorship is are the first ones who toss around the STFU bomb at anyone who doesn't agree with them.To them,"freedom of expression" means:

"Not only do I demand the right to say whatever the fuck I feel like,especially if its stupid,  or hurtful to others,I want the right to deny anyone the right  to disagree with me".
Normally I'd say,JUST IGNORE THE ASSHOLES,but they pretty much hijack the board whenever they feel like.It gets frustrating whenever someone actually posts an interesting and intelligent thread,it is immediately taken over by people who just want to spew hate,belittle people,and continue their own little personal vendettas.
And what gets me the most is the ones who complain how  bad discordians are,are in fact the worst offenders.

ah ha...so, when I tell someone to "STFU" (never actually expecting anyone to STFU just because I say so, mind you, it's just fun to post stupid STFU pics) that's being an asshole and promoting censorship, but when you follow an argument around the boards telling me that I'm pathetic, an asshole, and that you don't want to hear what I have to say, that's somehow different?

get bent, dude.

 

Listen up, you two bit piece of shit,since I made it a point not to mention anyone by name,you seem to have a guilty conscience.Newsflash dude,the multiverse doesn't revolve around you.And since you think you must be one of the assholes I was talking about,you just outed yourself.You're one of the biggest instigators on this board,and if you think I am going to tremble in my boots just because you said,"get bent",you need to stop hitting the crack pipe.Whats the matter Turd,you can dish it,but you can't take it?Fuck you beyatch.You're an asshole and a bully,and if you want to step up to my level,please feel free to.I can take whatever you got to dish out,and still come back for more,so take your best shot.I've dealt with way to much these past few months,including dealing with my wife's cancer,to let a little punk like you get the best of me.You seem to think that we discordians are all a bunch a whiny emo kids.Why the fuck are you here then, asshole.Its all right for you to abuse anyone you want,but you seem to be the one crying because somune one like me actually has the balls to come right out and say"Hey,that's isn't right".
I stand by everything I wrote,and if you don't like it,you serously must mistake me for some one who gives a fuck.Now you get bent,you little faggot.How does your own medicine taste.

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Or Kill Me / PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!

« on: November 26, 2005, 04:54:18 am »

Lurking eh?

Yuo = hopelessly addicted to PD.com

Me = hopelessly addicted to PD.com.
I faced that fact a long time ago.

We need to make a support group for this

You reckon it would work?
I'm not so sure.

Why not.If they have one for RLS sufferers,surely we can have one.

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Or Kill Me / PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!

« on: November 26, 2005, 04:48:49 am »

Lurking eh?

Yuo = hopelessly addicted to PD.com

Me = hopelessly addicted to PD.com.
I faced that fact a long time ago.

We need to make a support group for this

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Or Kill Me / on the fundamental rights of man.

« on: November 26, 2005, 04:46:40 am »

Don't worry, the check is in the mail.

I'm from N'Awlins dude.I'm the hustler,not the hustlee.Cash only.