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Principia Discussion / Jesus Died for YOU
« on: March 05, 2004, 08:04:33 pm »
Why is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

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Literate Chaotic / Zombie Survival Guide
« on: February 29, 2004, 08:33:00 pm »
Who needs a zombie survival guide when you live in New Orleans during Mardi Gras.Zombie hordes have nothing compared to the hordes of drunken,bead wearing frat boys and Brittny wannabee ho's stumblin and pukin down Bourbon Str.
It was only because of the rain and chaos mages like Chicken zombie and myself that prevented the mindless horde from  creating a fratboy apocalyse

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Principia Discussion / Jesus Died for YOU
« on: January 31, 2004, 09:57:35 pm »
Jesus may save,but only Eris gives you a 23% return on your initial investment daily. :lol:

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Principia Discussion / Jesus Died for YOU
« on: November 13, 2003, 08:38:45 pm »
Quote from: erichto
It's much more fun when you do it on porpoise.


Leave that poor porpoise alone,you sick pervert

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Principia Discussion / Jesus Died for YOU
« on: October 28, 2003, 07:51:49 pm »
I was in the process of interveiwing lawyers in Hell(who'd a thought there be so damn many of them there) to take the case,but met with no success.They wanted my soul as payment,and I wasn't going for that .I finally decided on the lawfirm of Eris,Kallisti,and Discordia,Esq. to represent me( I think they used to be called Dewey,Cheatem,and Howe) in the custudy battle.I had them subpeona all pertinent info from heaven and hell,but hell's paperwork is taking a while to arrive.It seems the elevator from hell is broken,so the got their movers(Benedict Arnold,Hitler and Caligula)schlepping up tons and tons of old file boxes up the stair.

Geez,I actually feel sorry for hell.It's overcrowded,Yahweh refuses to fix the a.c.,and poor satan is swamped with paperwork.He is actually thinking of suing Yahweh himself for previding unsafe working conditions.(Satan looks a lot like Rick Moranis/Woody Allen.The centuries and the stress have not been kind to him).He's actually not a Bad Guy,just a poor shlump with a shitty job.He does throw great parties though.He actually wants to get out of his contract with Yahweh,and beome a discordian,but his contract is pretty iron clad.

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Principia Discussion / Jesus Died for YOU
« on: October 25, 2003, 09:29:28 pm »
How come Christians never call their messiah by his real name.There was no one in ancient Jerusalem Named "Jesus Christ".There was however,a radical and charismatic rabbi who was crucified by the Romans on behast of the Judaic Pharrisees named Yeshua ben Yosef(technically it would probably be ben Yahweh).
The Christains hijacked the legacy of a very wise and beautiful philosipher.
They had the nerve to change his name to"Jesus Christ".Wrote 4 onflicting reports on his life 50 to 60 years after his death .These heathens then went around the globe converting anyone they get their sights on,murdering those who won't convert,stealing their lands,enlaved africans and generally comminting acts of genocide.
I have stated this in another post.We erisians should reclaim "Christ" away from the infidels who desecrate his memory.

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Literate Chaotic / RAW
« on: February 12, 2003, 10:00:32 pm »
Ive think I have read just about everything put out by RAW.
Iluminatus! ,Mask (and Shadows)of the Illuminati,Ishtar Rising,Sex and Drugs,Schroedinger's Cat, Co-Incidance,Illuminati Papers,Prometheus Rising, Chaos and Beyond,Wilhelm Reich in Hell, Reality is What you Make of It and Right Where You Are Sitting Now.

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