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If thats the case,I get paid for being a comedian.And you owe me several thousand dollars,kid.Pay up.

she is not here solely for your amusement.


she is not your toy.

stop treating her like she is.

I second that motion

It's almost like they're fucking with us...

So they think.I for one aint afraid to give it right back at them in spades.

There's only one way to be sure though.

Anytime you want to stand in front of Big Bertha 2,be my guest, just saying?

These are the same people who say "You don't know if you can fly until you jump off a skyscraper"., or,"the bullet can't hurt me if I don't believe it exists".

If I don't believe the bullet exists, but the bullet believes I exist, does it still rip a giant hole in my flesh?

Damn skippy.Bullets don't bother with philosophy.

...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

If I claim to be a discordian,does that apply to me.

The whole,"even though I constantly hang out on a discordian forum,I don't consider myself a discordian,so that gives me the right to make fun of those that do" attitude gets old after awhile

Fuck it.I am a discordian.Is there a problem with that?

These are the same people who say "You don't know if you can fly until you jump off a skyscraper"., or,"the bullet can't hurt me if I don't believe it exists".

Turd:  I asked Horab to stay and so did some others, so don't speak for us.  There are people who want to have Horab around.

:rings bell:

carry on

I also don't mind having Horab or anyone else on this board.But I agree that this is gone far enough.I am no ones crony,and I am part of no clique here.I calls it like I sees it,and tells it like it is.And I've never been afraid to do either on this board.
I know better then to ask you people to drop all this schism.But take it to the pm arena for Eris sake.
Oh I'm sorry.I forgot that some of you are so pathetic that you actually like the attention.It's the whole "I really don't care if people think I am a complete and utter asswipe,as long as I am in the spotlight." attitude. Or is it the "I have nothing intelligent to offer this forum,so let me spew as much venom  and hate as I can in the guise of "freedom of expression".
It seems to me that the people on this forum who scream about
how wrong censorship is are the first ones who toss around the STFU bomb at anyone who doesn't agree with them.To them,"freedom of expression" means:

"Not only do I demand the right to say whatever the fuck I feel like,especially if its stupid,  or hurtful to others,I want the right to deny anyone the right  to disagree with me".
Normally I'd say,JUST IGNORE THE ASSHOLES,but they pretty much hijack the board whenever they feel like.It gets frustrating whenever someone actually posts an interesting and intelligent thread,it is immediately taken over by people who just want to spew hate,belittle people,and continue their own little personal vendettas.
And what gets me the most is the ones who complain how  bad discordians are,are in fact the worst offenders.

and if it killed them.

Well, get on with it, already.

Damn.

TGRR,
Is beginning to think NOBODY will kill him.

We try and try and you die and die, but you are a zombie so of course you never stay dead.

It could be a useful party trick.

Whatyatalkinabout Hugh.I've blown away plenty of zombies in my day(no offense to the zombies on this board,you know I love you guys),and they always stay blown away.Just sayin.

ps.for some reason my banners aren't showing up on myscreen.Can anyone else see them.or do I have to get new ones?

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As usual,a first rate essay.I just want to add my 2 cents in.

The first rule is that you must bash the threefold rule

I bash the three-fold rule all the time.And the reason I do it is because I know too many wiccans who take it way to literally.They actually think whatever they do will come back to them 3x's over automatically.
It is the same carrot & stick approach to social control that I despise the monotheists for doing.You can do all the good in the world,but thats not going to prevent fucked up shit from happening.And I know plenty of people who do fucked up shit and get away with it.As an Erisian I deal in probabilities.The more good I do the higher the probability that something good will happen when I need it the most(but thats not gaurenteed),like someone who I helped in the past returning the favor(again not gaurenteed.I' had people who I helped in the past turn thier backs on me when i needed then the most).The more bad I do the higher the probability of me becoming overconfident,which leads to sloppiness,which leads to the increased chance of making a mistake at the worse possible time.(again not gaurenteed.There a numerous serial killers who have never been caught.And plenty of murderous dictactors who lived long enough  to die of old age).

Finally, you must attack bitterly any of those poor benighted misinformed souls that still may believe in the Burning Times as literal truth.

While I acknowledge the truth of the "Burning times", what gets me is that many Wiccans I know(bolded to emphasize that I am not talking abouty all wiccans) fail to admit these facts.
1-More xtians were killed by xtians during the "Burning Times' than pagans.
2- Many Pagans were forcibly converted to xtianity en mass,not by the xtians,but by thier own pagan high priests,priestesses,and kings.Even I acknowledge the fact that many Africans profited from the slave trade.
3-The Ancient Pagans weren't the "paragons of virtue" many wiccans would like you to belive.They were just as intolerant,thieving,imperialist,sadistic,murderous as the Xtians were.The Xtians were better organized,thats all.

due to his reasonable stance on this issue

i nominate verthaine to be the king of the forum pecking order

I'm flattered,but I must decline this nomination for these reasons:

1-Birds peck,and I am not a bird.I am a cat.Cats claw,and mine are real sharp.
2-I don't do hierarchies.I always do my own thing,and go my own way.
3-I have no desire to have to constantly put down some snotnosed upstart trying to make a name for themselves on this forum by trying to use me as a stepping stone and starting shit with me.
4-If someone hands me a gold plated invitation to abuse them,I see no problem with accepting the invitation.But it gets boring going to the same beatdown party time after time.
5-And finally,I am just not that big of an asshole.Therre are others on this forum who deserve that titlr more then I do.

To bad BGM,it was actaully quite funny.

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Punk ass bitch x100(I'd write it out as much as you did,but I have a life)Fnordiscordia is a punk ass bitch!Look!See that?I called fnordiscordia a punk ass bitch,also probably a pedophile!

Normally I stay out of shit like this,and let people fight thier own battles but you know what,The Constant Eldora bashing is getting pretty lame. And I can't stand bullies.Or bandwagon jumpers.I am so sick of the "this person called me a name once during a heated arguement,so I am going to  whine and bitch about it forever and treat them like shit from now on."Wahh,Wahh,wahh"!
Me and Rabid Badger once went at it,but we did the adult thing and both of squashed it.I don't go out of my way to antagonize her,and she doesn't go out of her way to antagonize me.That doesn't mean that either of us are afraid to disagree with the other,but we give each other respect.
One thing a forum dedicated to Eris does not need,and thats a fucking pecking order.This should be a place to learn and express yourself,a not a place to engage in ego masurbation.I don't give a fuck what Eldora,or anyone else has done in the past.If people have a problem with one another ,take it to the pm arena and duke it out.Or at least create a "DeathMatch" thread and settle it once and for all for our personal amusement.

I am currently trying to download metal bands with female lead singers.I got some stuff from Arch Enemy,Lacuan Coil,and Kittie.

Any other suggestions?

it seems we've been hanging out with different groups of satanists.

Oh? What type have you been hanging out with?