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That was sexy as hell.

"...I wanna SPIT CATS..." 

I thought it was "I wanna spit tacks"?

Whoa. Four pages of comments! You folks can sure shoot the shit or, as I want to call it but won't, navel gaze. Thanks to those in my corner on my first post, but it is just that, a first post. I wonder how some of yours would hold up? I don't really expel a lot of text, man of few words and all that. You probably won't even notice I'm here. Even now I'm grasping for words... I think the tone of my post was appropriate, I stand by everything I said there.. but I guess I could have been a bit more.. friendly (everybody loves a friendly cop) but I'm a a bit of a solo act, I live alone, don't work and have no friends.. Which spells TROLL on the internet. Not that I am one, well when I'm sane, anyway. But I call 4 pages a warm welcome and thanks for that!

Was that a bad introduction? I apologize certainly. I'm a bit of a hillbilly and don't know your city ways.

Thas heavenly of you CPD!  How do you all feel about WSB, Does he fiti n with the discordian loop?

Easy does it, new guy.  At least try saying "Hello" while establishing your voice, yeah?

But... I don't know, you all seem so insular I thought to go nude would be advisable. But, yes, hello.. I guess when we get down to it you're all folks.

You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.

Your post brings me many hearty lols but seems a bit antagonistic at the same time.

You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

no u

You got first post! You got first post! 

So, I'm here without even lurking  'Cause your shit seems kind of dense and rife with in-jokes. I don't have the concentration to unravel the monkey's paw of absurdity on display here. Just know I am the number one fan of George Takei and an avid toy collector. I hope we can get along in unity and not turd buckle against a granite wall. I have much to learn, but I'm a disciple of William Burroughs so don't think you can pull the flax over my eyes!