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Messages - xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

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Apple Talk / Re: A game type diversion
« on: June 15, 2014, 11:08:51 pm »
Did the card choice actually effect anything or was that just to screw with you? Pretty cool flash either way.

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Apple Talk / Re: Limited Inge thread: only while stocks last
« on: June 15, 2014, 10:01:16 pm »
I wish admins could use the ignore feature.

PD is not my favorite place at the moment.

Does it make you wanna get up off your arse and do something, um, like... cut the grass, wash the dish, make your own bed?  :lulz:

I suppose any noob block wouldn't help.

There's still no beer here.

Aye, but what good is beer to you when the quantum tubules of your brain are still out of whack? Inge, imagine for a moment that you are in a car traveling at 1/3 the speed of light through a frictionless plane. Now imagine that you are dragging some poor sap who owes the boss money by a chain. Assuming of course that your headlights are both on and that C is a constant in this theoretical universe, at what point does he scream "STOP! STOP! ILL TELL YOU WHERE I BURIED THE DIAMONDS!"?

Please explain your answer, and rephrase the question in your answer. There will be a quiz.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Checklist
« on: June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 pm »
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!

Oh, I almost forgot. . .

- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.

Is english your first language Inge?

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Apple Talk / Re: Limited Inge thread: only while stocks last
« on: June 15, 2014, 06:18:03 pm »
Aye.  I suppose that's well deserving.

Im still not a fan.

Aye. But surely someone of your intellectual stature can afford a few drippings of constructive criticism from the great wellspring of your mind, aye? Please, grace me with your thought patters translated into internet words, aye.

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Apple Talk / Re: Limited Inge thread: only while stocks last
« on: June 15, 2014, 06:06:59 pm »
Inge. I would like to take a brief moment in the official Inge thread to express my appreciation for the content that you, Inge, bring to this internet site. First off let me convey the understanding of how your posts mirror common discussion and are laced with your signature Inge wit. Judging from your speech pattern and thought patterns mirrored by said speech patterns I can deduce that you, like I and so many others on these fine internets, are a supreme gentleman. Apologies if you are in fact a supreme gentlewoman.

Now if you would, help me parse the failure and successes of some recent experiments of mine. At the local dispensary of cheap foodstuffs and other assorted essential goods there is a woman of considerable interest to me both erotic and emotional. A cumly  woman in her 50s, with long flowing dyed black hair and moderate but respectable birthing hips. I have tried several times to woo her into sexual coitus with demonstrations of my supreme mastery of gentlemanship. I always say thank you when given change, and on one occasion I held the door open for her. In all such incidents I expected obligitory exchanging of pleasantries  would lead to erotic gratification but to no avail! Harken, my dearest confidant, how forsooth have I been blind to the finer mysteries of the womanly species. Please, Inge, aid me in my quest to continue the genetic line of my forefathers, I beg it of you.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: June 14, 2014, 06:26:25 pm »

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I miss Payne, may He rest in peace.  :cry:

Payne was a complete bastard.  He had it coming.

You know, although I appreciate everything you've done for us, especially for your work in helping free us from the shackles of Hugh, I feel you're really going too far, speaking about the father of my children like that.

Yeah, but the haggis thing.  :rogpipe:  Really.

That's just how he rolls. And rolls and rolls.

It washes out, you know.

Do I want to know?

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: June 13, 2014, 06:06:34 pm »

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Apple Talk / Re: All You Need to Know About the 21st Century
« on: June 13, 2014, 01:28:04 am »

You are a nutcase.

Dear God I wish I was, but Im not that lucky.

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Apple Talk / Re: All You Need to Know About the 21st Century
« on: June 13, 2014, 01:04:23 am »
As someone under 25 I have to tell all you geezers that you are dangerously deluded. My generation isnt better, my generation is just better at PR. I know these people in my fucking blood, theyre absolute monsters. Theyre the culmination of a hundred years of the technology and methods of social engineering being refined. Theyre consumers, and nothing but. They cant see it though, and neither can you, for the same reason. They are perfect. The endpoint. You cant make a population more docile and controllable without getting implanting brainchips.

:cn:

Im draining my hate glands into something about this right now. Should be done soon.

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Apple Talk / Re: All You Need to Know About the 21st Century
« on: June 13, 2014, 12:46:32 am »
As someone under 25 I have to tell all you geezers that you are dangerously deluded. My generation isnt better, my generation is just better at PR. I know these people in my fucking blood, theyre absolute monsters. Theyre the culmination of a hundred years of the technology and methods of social engineering being refined. Theyre consumers, and nothing but. They cant see it though, and neither can you, for the same reason. They are perfect. The endpoint. You cant make a population more docile and controllable without getting implanting brainchips.

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Apple Talk / Re: "How We All Miss the Point on School Shootings"
« on: June 12, 2014, 10:07:58 pm »
Even if she doesnt stab everyone she sounds like a completely poisonous person to have around. Kill it with fire.

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ohemgee Pon Raul!

Do you still have a blimp, Pon?

Of course, and in the spirit of the free market I am currently renting it out to Hangar 1 Vodka.

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Hello Im Ron Paul.

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