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He's been banned, for a variety of reasons (multiple accounts among them) so no need to worry.

Having multiple accounts (Including comedic puppets) is a bannable offense? Or is that in reference only to creating another account to bypass a ban/deceive administration?

Also, I spent about 10 minutes searching the forum for the rules and can't find them. But I could be retarded.  :lulz:

They are in the registration screen.

Having multiple accounts is in fact one of ECH's few rules.  Funny alts are tolerated as long as they are funny and not used as a passive-aggressive Hugh thing.  Until they're not.

But lining up several accounts and then using them to evade bans is in fact a bannible offense.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 21, 2017, 11:27:04 pm »
I'm sure Roger can smoke scorpions for free where he is at.

I drop the little bastards down my pants.  It's the only way to even cop a buzz, anymore.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 21, 2017, 11:26:27 pm »
But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.

As long as you don't get drug tested, I highly recommend teh weedz.

...

*Waits patiently for RWHN*

I think the RWHN runs our company policy on that.

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He's been banned, for a variety of reasons (multiple accounts among them) so no need to worry.

Who else was the little twerp?

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Yes Men
« on: September 21, 2017, 12:49:59 am »
Their tactical media stunts have created joyful chaos....what's the latest and greatest laughtivism?

The Yes men have created a "Share the Safety" program for the National Rifle Association!
They have proposed ways to put firearems into the hands of the underserved.
http://www.houstonchronicle.com/entertainment/arts-theater/article/Yes-Men-blend-laughs-progressive-activism-12195329.php

WOW!

We also need a survivaball flash mob at Mar-a-Lago


http://theyesmen.org/index.php/projects/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cn1i0NtCcg


http://theyesmen.org/index.php/portfolio_page/balls-across-america/

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Just a few examples, for the uninitiated: The Yes Men's "Share the Safety" program for the National Rifle Association proposed ways to put firearems into the hands of the underserved. They've also "represented" the World Trade Organization and the U.S. Department of Energy at trade meetings; distributed "taste of the Arctic" snow cones for Shell; introduced a new, "flesh-derived" fuel for Exxon; launched a "Coal Cares" public health program for Peabody Coal; and tumbled down the U.S. Capitol steps in bubble suits called "Survivaballs."

wtf is this shit?

Survibaball is better than KNOCKERBALL because everyone's a winner.

Not only will survivaball protect you from climate change... it will save you from sonic attacks! Knockerball could never protect it's host from a sonic attack.

Which is scarier? Climate change or sonic attacks?

Here's a link to news about sonic attacks:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-14/new-details-emerge-mysterious-cuba-sonic-attacks-involving-us-diplomats

go there don't!  https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=search2

 :argh!:

I am off in search of font face

User 'freshmeat' can not receive personal messages.

User 'freshmeat' left skidmarks on the curb with his ass.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: September 21, 2017, 12:49:12 am »
Let's be positive. A nuclear war with Korea woukd reverse global warming

So will global warming, for that matter.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 20, 2017, 12:21:59 am »
THE CIRCUS IS EMPTY AND ALL THE CLOWNS ARE HERE.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 20, 2017, 12:18:51 am »
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED!   :lulz:


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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 19, 2017, 11:47:06 pm »
So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

I been telling you that for f'kin years. All that "or kill me" shit. It's like karma. Universe is full-on trolling you now.  :lulz:

 :lulz:

IKR?  It's like all those promises of armageddon.

But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Science is the Religion of the Enlightenment
« on: September 19, 2017, 11:28:11 pm »
Aw.  I was hoping we could gather all the PhDs and science majors together and flay his soul.

He'd just ignore anything that disagreed with his views.

Anti-rationalism is no respecter of a powerful intellect or good intentions, and this guy had neither.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: September 19, 2017, 11:26:57 pm »
Orange-faced shitgibbon speaking at the UN right now.



We're all going to die.

Did he mention his electoral college votes?

No, but he did say, “Fortunately the United States has done very well since Election Day last Nov. 8.”

Basically the same thing.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 19, 2017, 11:26:05 pm »
So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Science is the Religion of the Enlightenment
« on: September 19, 2017, 07:11:25 pm »
Freshmeat will unfortunately not be able to continue this conversation, due to veering off into Identity Europa jabbering about multiculturalism.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Yes Men
« on: September 19, 2017, 07:08:03 pm »
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Bonanno famously originated the Barbie Liberation Organization in 1993 to protest sexual stereotyping and violence in toys. He and a crew of collaborators purchased talking Barbie and G.I. Joe dolls, switched the voice boxes, and re-stocked the toys in several states. Then they alerted the media that consumers would be buying Talking Dudes that squeaked "Let's go shopping!" and Teen Talk Barbies who growled, "Vengeance is mine!"

hahaha wow I completely missed that.



You gotta love the multicultural trailer trash Barbie!

You might want to post that in the new Principia Discordia Kids forum.

Okay, that does it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Democrats Decide to Just Go Ahead and Implode
« on: September 19, 2017, 07:06:56 pm »
Benjamin Franklin? Wasn't he the dude that thought flying kites in lightning storms was a good idea? Kinda posterboy for US government dontcha think?

Well, he had someone else fly the kite, so your point still stands.


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