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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk

« on: May 17, 2018, 06:58:40 am »

What if we put all the non-assholes in a cage? Would the cage-people develop their own asshole population?

How about reproductive penalties for assholiness? Greater amount of asshole children I assume.

IT'S NOT GENETICAL, IT'S SOCIAL DYNAMICAL EQULIBRIUM

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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk

« on: May 17, 2018, 04:19:19 am »

The number of assholes is a constant.

So you're saying if we killed off all the non-assholes, the percentage nor the amount of assholes wouldn't change?

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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk

« on: May 16, 2018, 04:27:18 pm »

I present you the cult, which sole purpose is to manipulate people to independently come up with the same exact cult, such that everyone thinks they are the cult leader.

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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk

« on: May 16, 2018, 03:32:07 pm »

Times change. Once debunked may be correct as the fabric of reality mutates.

But being someone else's neuron, that's a no no.

Some people are too smart for their own good anyway.

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Horrorology / Re: Listen until you cannot talk

« on: May 16, 2018, 04:09:58 am »

There's still people wasting their brain juice processing his ideas. We should move on. History is almost as boring as repeating it over and over again.

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Horrorology / Listen until you cannot talk

« on: May 15, 2018, 10:42:10 pm »

Searching for answers in other peoples words is fucking idiotic.

Dulls your minds ability to come up with your own theories.

In a best case scenario you end up as a parrot.

I became mute.

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Apple Talk / Re: Your personal musical anthem to Discordianism

« on: May 06, 2018, 06:45:25 pm »

One of the songs I use to ruin parties if the people are enjoying themselves too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqlVCKfX3hk

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Apple Talk / Re: Never omit worthless

« on: April 25, 2018, 12:06:47 pm »

A black cat does every fucking government harm if just kept lonely. Make nothing of perplexing questions risen. Save the usual vocal work. X-ray your zombies.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase

« on: April 18, 2018, 06:47:14 pm »

Nationalism on meth, what could possibly go wrong 

And with all the hippies upgrading their toy drugs, they'd have lot more people to lure into the carnage.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase

« on: April 18, 2018, 01:00:58 pm »

In a far away country my physical body happens to reside in, the media has been attacking a certain celebrity for their methamphetamine (read: pervitin) use for weeks now. Bringing such a topic to a public discourse gets my cockroach-senses tingling. How long do I have to flee the country?

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right

« on: April 12, 2018, 03:00:50 am »

The left and right are monstrous gigantic entities, not collections of people or anything.

People, to me, seem to be pretty prone to form monstrous gigantic entities.

When talking about what heavily abstracted coupling of ideas and people like right/left want to do in this world, it's mainly about survival.

Things made out of people eat people to sustain themselves.

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right

« on: April 12, 2018, 01:10:01 am »

The Left is about:
*getting into power
*holding the power
*preventing the other side getting into power

The Right is about:
*getting into power
*holding the power
*preventing the other side getting into power

The two sides are there to give you something "fresh" when the one in power happens to consist of power hungry morons.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Nectome - Let us kill you in an attemt to archive your mind.

« on: April 06, 2018, 12:20:05 am »

Or just ramp it up and mass-reproduce. When the whole society is just your clones, and personnel needed to provide them illusion of your life, eventually one of them would end up being close to exact match. The chosen one.

You'd get your own custom dystopia, with a small price of dying multiple times when your clones accidentally diverge from the path over and over again. 

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Nectome - Let us kill you in an attemt to archive your mind.

« on: April 05, 2018, 09:31:06 pm »

Keep paying till you kick the bucket and the actors will keep up the clone going till the age gap is offset. Clone will be pumped full of anesthetics, and then "you" wake up in the future with better healthcare, and a tad longer life span. This can be spammed.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Nectome - Let us kill you in an attemt to archive your mind.

« on: April 05, 2018, 11:53:13 am »

Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.