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Apple Talk / The Art of the Brag.
« on: January 27, 2003, 09:21:18 am »
I'm going to construct
The Almighty Death Umbrella Of Vomit & Bastardism and ride makeshift pigeons to the Vatican.
I heretically eat the cardinals and a razor blade taco
I break into the pope's chambers while he's having sex with Oliver Twist
Then I kill him by raping him with Saint Francis Of Assisi

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Principia Discussion / Best Music For Sex
« on: January 20, 2003, 09:19:01 am »
Gorguts

Merzbow.

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: January 09, 2003, 06:13:16 am »
Muscle contraction?
holy screaming eagle shit!
ZAP! I am now dead.

next topic: Fight.

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: January 07, 2003, 09:03:34 pm »
Strangulation breeds addiction
Minor asphyxiation
I wont ever stop

Next topic: Bees

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: January 04, 2003, 10:43:00 pm »
Dont twist them too hard
If you do so on a whim
sometimes they come off

next topic - Bratwurst

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: December 16, 2002, 07:10:44 am »
though small of stature
her handshake gives me meaning
I am her servant

next topic: your greatest love

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: December 15, 2002, 09:44:49 am »
Get out of my house.
I am going to stab you.
You are bleeding now!

next topic: Carpet stains

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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: December 15, 2002, 05:20:50 am »
Itchy sensation
Pain killers dont help me sleep
Haiku alleviates

Next topic: Mirror sunglasses

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