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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by EK WAFFLR on September 19, 2018, 02:16:31 pm »
Time for those damn transhumanists to follow through on their promises to give all of us biomech bodies.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Hoopla! on September 19, 2018, 01:06:13 pm »
She forgot to mention the yeti pubes are yellow.

The Generalissimo told me so.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by LMNO on September 19, 2018, 01:00:19 pm »
You need to get a replacement body.
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Principia Discussion / Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Last post by LMNO on September 19, 2018, 12:59:41 pm »
Florid sequestering of unstable terraformed plant-based entertainment.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by Chelagoras The Boulder on September 19, 2018, 07:34:00 am »
Shit, sorry to hear that Dok. That sounds horrible.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Last post by Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 19, 2018, 05:44:25 am »
"Being a sociopath means never having to say you're sorry"
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Literate Chaotic / Re: Hunter S. Thompson FOIA: LBJ correspondence
« Last post by Bu☆ns on September 19, 2018, 04:07:43 am »
This is hardly news.  He spent 2 books and a ream of correspondence bitching that he didn't get the job.

I dig...i was more posting it for posterity as they had obtained the docs via FOIA req.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Bu☆ns on September 19, 2018, 04:06:22 am »
Not particularly politically importabt, but funny:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels

Dammit i came here to post that :argh!:

( https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/09/trump-toad-penis-stormy-daniels-response-likely-forthcoming.html )

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    “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

    “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by Doktor Howl on September 19, 2018, 01:01:00 am »
So, today I went from back spasms to incoherent raging pain.

Spent the day at the hospital again.  I was hoping for kidney stones, really.

But it's some degenerative spine thing.  Muscle relaxers will kill the pain for a random number of years, and then nothing at all will work.

But I can do pain.
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Principia Discussion / Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Last post by LuciferX on September 18, 2018, 10:52:46 pm »
You'd be surprised how we can change that. Of course it has been a treatable condition for some time, but that was from the before-times, when we were simply changing the future. It was child's play. Now we just change your past. It's a thankless job but I can't complain.
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