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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Last post by Prelate Diogenes Shandor on December 13, 2018, 06:18:48 pm »
The first colonists to land on Mars discover that they're living in a simulation and that Mars hasn't been fully rendered. Inspired by Elon Musk.

EDIT:
Another 9dea:

Young Donald Trump chops down a cherry tree and blames it on illegal immigrants and/or "the deep state"

EDIT:
Another idea:

Skit: French wino criticizes the bargain booze
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Last post by Faust on December 13, 2018, 06:08:10 pm »
The central train line, if you go anything later then the times Cain mentions you'll be lucky if you can get enough space to move your arms or breath.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Last post by Prelate Diogenes Shandor on December 13, 2018, 05:24:31 pm »
A spoof of Infinity War where Thanos looks like Michael Jackson and the infinity gauntlet looks like Jackson's sequined glove
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Last post by MMIX on December 13, 2018, 04:31:40 pm »
If the no confidence vote passes, a GE would be called right? Surely in that case they would vote to rescind article 50? Walking into a no deal, with no preparation and no government, it's like this mess wasn't dangerous enough so they poured gasoline on it.

but her emails the Will of the People. Apparently we voted to commit national suicide and Parliament is legally obliged to be the executors of our Will. They seem to have forgotten that traditionally you have to declare yourself to be of "sound mind" in order for a Will to be valid. The lunatics have truly taken over the asylum
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Last post by Cramulus on December 13, 2018, 03:35:24 pm »
what's the central line? noisy train, I'm guessing?

do you mean that the flat mates bother you up when they come home at midnight?

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Apple Talk / Re: Dear the Generalissimo Papa
« Last post by LMNO on December 13, 2018, 01:08:41 pm »
Someone who needs to SHUP UP.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Last post by Faust on December 13, 2018, 12:51:58 pm »
If the no confidence vote passes, a GE would be called right? Surely in that case they would vote to rescind article 50? Walking into a no deal, with no preparation and no government, it's like this mess wasn't dangerous enough so they poured gasoline on it.
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Apple Talk / Re: Dear the Generalissimo Papa
« Last post by Enrico Salazar on December 13, 2018, 04:49:38 am »
Who this Pango Gilespi is?
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Last post by Cain on December 13, 2018, 03:29:25 am »
Urgh.  Problems with the new flat are becoming apparent.  Not least that flat-mates, who all seem decent lads, work late shift.  I can be flexible to an extent with mine, but the realities of the central line mean working anything but 0730-1600 is insanity.  But if the lads are getting back at midnight...  Also problems getting things fixed in a timely manner, some clearly broken things that shouldn't be etc. 

I am tied into a contract, but I do have the option to move to another building (leased by the same firm).  May not be a long-term solution, but I can try and pick somewhere more sturdy, with older and more professional people living there.  But with Xmas coming up sorting it out is gonna be tricky.  Might have to wait for the new year.  And then moving again, urgh...
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Last post by Q. G. Pennyworth on December 13, 2018, 02:53:16 am »
Stealing that last line
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