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Apple Talk / Re: The *REAL* Evil in Today's Society
« Last post by Cramulus on February 12, 2018, 08:01:06 pm »
Then at 2 AM, I had a religious moment.

Dok's ass larps the Creation Myth

first there was nothing
then there was something
then there was way too much of it
and then, he rested


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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by Emo Howard on February 12, 2018, 06:55:24 pm »
Cops have just raided stores in TN selling CBD. Apparently they think kids were using it to get high.

Here's the press conference that was just webcast live on Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/dnjcom/videos/10159932757925364/
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Bring and Brag / The Medium is the Message!
« Last post by Bobby Campbell on February 12, 2018, 03:53:06 pm »
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Bring and Brag / Re: P3nT's Shoops
« Last post by Bobby Campbell on February 12, 2018, 03:52:17 pm »
I can dig it!  :fnord: :fnord: :fnord:
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Apple Talk / Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Last post by P3nT4gR4m on February 12, 2018, 08:07:37 am »
Still in the pipeline. Bit more stuff I need to figure out but I'm on the home stretch for sure.
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Apple Talk / Re: I just realized something.
« Last post by Don Coyote on February 11, 2018, 08:17:14 pm »
By splitting the atom we unleashed our power to destroy through creation and create by destruction-- becoming the source of our own destiny, a unified plur-ality of states. The insanity that followed, that was driven by our enemies' fear, which we then tempered with trust in return. By sharing with them our awesome power, MAD now verily secures the world. This is what our country will do for you.

Do words just fall out of your mouth, or is there some actual pattern to them?

Develop and deploy, I suppose. Makes me wish that we had instead "painted the second coming of Christ over the island of Cuba."

Like, do you even know how to read? Using the weapons wasn't necessary to prove America could split the atom violently. That is what that first test accomplished. Everything else was just masturbation.
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Apple Talk / Re: I just realized something.
« Last post by Doktor Howl on February 11, 2018, 06:27:51 pm »
Develop and deploy, I suppose.

You know what?  Forget I even posted this.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« Last post by Trivial on February 11, 2018, 04:22:04 pm »
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Apple Talk / Re: I just realized something.
« Last post by LuciferX on February 11, 2018, 08:23:53 am »
Develop and deploy, I suppose. Makes me wish that we had instead "painted the second coming of Christ over the island of Cuba."
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by Chelagoras The Boulder on February 11, 2018, 04:30:09 am »
A customer submitted a support case with my organization using an automated system that includes one of those AIs that start chats with you on the webpage if you're waiting for a response. Well, even though the AI Chat window blatantly states that it's not a real person, the customer argued with it as if it were. When it told the customer that it is "Still learning" since it's "only been alive since 2017," she responded with "Oh, that is such an excuse."  :lulz:

She also felt the need to tell it that she gets "mad easy," and then decided to curse at it, but with exclamation points and underscores  :lulz:

Our team is losing our shit right now, because she's also misusing the case submission system, and resubmitting her chats as a case with updated portions of the conversation. So we're just getting a steady stream of unusable tickets that are chuck full of  :lulz:

EDIT: She just fucking apologized to the AI. Which made me realize that if/when AI do want to take over the world, they will do so without much resistance.

Tell her the bot has been reported to HR for sensitivity training.

 :lulz:  :lulz:

If I wasn't a contractor with limited privileges, I so would.


I'm just amazed that if we consider this chat log to be a Turing Test type situation, the machine passed the test while simultaneously warning the subject of its inhuman, unintelligent status at every possible opportunity. Didn't even know that was possible...
I'm fairly certain that this was basically the plot of Ex Machina. Honestly not sure if I should be excited or terrified about that.
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