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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Precious Moments Zalgo on December 13, 2011, 06:30:22 pm

Title: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on December 13, 2011, 06:30:22 pm
Fuck yeah!  This century is awesome!

According to this two week old article (http://www.examiner.com/us-senate-in-national/orly-taitz-challenges-dianne-feinstein-for-senate), she has raised about 3/4 of the money she needs to be on the CA ballot.

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"I received $2,445 towards $3,420 registration fee," she wrote on one of her websites (http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=27689). "I need to collect $975 more in order to register on the ballot in CA as an official candidate runing for U.S. Senate. With an unprecedented level of corruption in the US Senate, House of Rep and courts, there has to be at least one person with the strength of character to speak up the truth about our Thief-in-Chief."

Meanwhile, Taitz spent the weekend in New Hampshire trying to keep Obama off the ballot there, according to Talking Points Memo (http://dscc.me/OvQF), which is supported by the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.

Here is her campaign website: http://www.runorlyrun.com/

I see there that she has raised the money she needs to get on the ballot and will be registering "shortly".  Splendid!

Oh, look!  She's having a slogan writing contest, where a lucky slogan writer can win a $100 Wal*Mart gift card.

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We are looking for a catchy slogan that can be used to promote Orly Taitzís candidacy. The slogan must comprise of a few words not long sentences.  Not all slogans can be accepted because they may be the same or very close to ones we already have or have been submitted by others.

If you wish your name will be posted on our Slogan Contributors Wall.  If you donít want your real name posted to our Slogan Contributors Wall, enter an alias and we will post that name.

Deadline is Dec. 20, 2011.
Judgment  by Orly Taitz is final.
The reward for the winning slogan is a $100 Walmart Gift Card.
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2011, 06:36:01 pm
BUT DON'T ANSWER YET!  THERE'S MORE!   :lulz:
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:39:12 pm
Oooh!  I haz a slogan!

VOTE BATSHIT!  FOR THE LULZ!
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: LMNO on December 13, 2011, 07:41:04 pm
ORLY 2012:  BURN IT TO THE GROUND.
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Cain on December 13, 2011, 07:59:06 pm
ORLY 2012: WE ARE ALL KENYANS NOW.
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 14, 2011, 11:43:54 am
(http://cdn.hotstockmarket.com/0/07/07ff6b2a_orly.jpeg)
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Triple Zero on December 14, 2011, 09:12:28 pm
Needs the other YA RLY! and NO WAI!! pics :)
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Juana on December 14, 2011, 11:59:08 pm
:lulz: God, she looks like some fluffy-haired fifties housewife.
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 12:57:23 am
:lulz: God, she looks like some fluffy-haired fifties housewife.

You should her her voice.  I'mma go look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0riQMj1BvwM
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Freeky on December 15, 2011, 09:16:51 am
Orly Taitz:  She does anal, too.
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Juana on December 15, 2011, 04:45:56 pm
Jeez. She almost sounds like a caricature.


Also, extra lulz, for a lawyer AND a birfer, she ought to know she can't legally run anyway, given that she was born in the USSR.
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on December 15, 2011, 04:56:03 pm
No, she can be a senator.  President is the only office that requires natural-born citizenship.  Maybe VP also.
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Juana on December 15, 2011, 05:06:19 pm
DERP. This is what I get for not sleeping two days in a row. Jesus H. Feel free to ignore me for now...
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2011, 05:10:48 pm
No, she can be a senator.  President is the only office that requires natural-born citizenship.  Maybe VP also.

VP also, because amendment XXII demands that the VP be qualified to be president.
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on December 15, 2011, 05:55:03 pm
:lulz: God, she looks like some fluffy-haired fifties housewife.

You should her her voice.  I'mma go look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0riQMj1BvwM

What's wrong with her eyes!? They look like they're the size of my fists
Title: Re: Orly Taitz for Senate!
Post by: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:07:33 pm
:lulz: God, she looks like some fluffy-haired fifties housewife.

You should her her voice.  I'mma go look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0riQMj1BvwM

What's wrong with her eyes!? They look like they're the size of my fists

Her brain swelled from all the stupid.