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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on August 23, 2017, 12:45:22 am

Title: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on August 23, 2017, 12:45:22 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0100---What-a-Lovely-Circle-Jerk.png)

Congratulations, assholes, you inspired me again.

Original (derailed) thread here: https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,37961.0.html
Archive: http://imgur.com/a/VBddu
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 01:10:04 am
Oh, dear.

We banned a self-admitted fascist and China Green Elvis is out for revenge.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 01:15:33 am
lol

I had this comic saved from months ago, friend. This just seems like a good time to put it up.

I feel horribly chastened, I can tell you.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on August 23, 2017, 01:19:31 am
I don't give a damn, Roger. I like you, I think you're a pretty cool guy IRL from what I've seen, but damn - you check back on this board like clockwork to see if there's someone alternative you can shit on. Find something better to do with your free time than derailing every thread by someone who doesn't see eye to eye with you.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 01:20:40 am
I don't give a damn, Roger. I like you, I think you're a pretty cool guy IRL from what I've seen, but damn - you check back on this board like clockwork to see if there's someone alternative you can shit on. Find something better to do with your free time than derailing every thread by someone who doesn't see eye to eye with you.

It's almost like you cracked the code.

And do I know you IRL?
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 01:57:48 am
No, you don't know me in real life. I got pissed off at you a while back and decided to find out for myself, "Who the ABSOLUTE FUCK is this guy?"

I found some YouTube videos of you being you, and I have to admit that I think if you and I ever met, we'd have relatively no problems. You're a human being and so am I. I respect your positions, but I have to be critical of some of those positions. I'm sure that even if we were friends you'd be critical of some of mine. One of my best friends recently chastised me on social media for my centrist position, but he's still dear to me.

Those were in 2009.  I have become a far bigger misanthrope since then.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 23, 2017, 02:01:42 am
Huh... Roger picks up yet another stalker pretending to "like" him in a condescending way.

Nothing ever really changes.  :boring:

I got your papers right here.
 :flush:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on August 23, 2017, 02:06:02 am
I understand that you're all hungry for another comic, but I can't just release them minute after minute. Be patient.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Mr. Gone on August 23, 2017, 02:15:24 am
I understand that you're all hungry for another comic, but I can't just release them minute after minute. Be patient.

You're no Max Cannon.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Mr. Gone on August 23, 2017, 02:27:06 am
Nah, I'm good.  I got me a big ole' bottle of Moxie.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Cain on August 23, 2017, 02:34:21 am
Oh dear.  He's caught us out.  Time to wrap it up guys, we're done here.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Cain on August 23, 2017, 02:47:59 am
I actually can't read.  My shameful secret is now exposed :oops:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 23, 2017, 02:55:52 am
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I deid,
Am ded
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2017, 03:10:41 am
Oh dear.  He's caught us out.  Time to wrap it up guys, we're done here.

Yes, we have been utterly undone by his incisive wit.   :lol:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Faust on August 23, 2017, 08:17:39 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0100---What-a-Lovely-Circle-Jerk.png)

Congratulations, assholes, you inspired me again.

Original (derailed) thread here: https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,37961.0.html
Archive: http://imgur.com/a/VBddu

I don't remember ever saying anything about the altright, i've no interest in that. I do talk about stuff outside my expertise though.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Cain on August 23, 2017, 06:02:30 pm
I wish I were qualified to talk about the far-right  :sad:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2017, 10:09:28 pm
I wish I were qualified to talk about the far-right  :sad:

 :lulz:

You are not but the most scholarly of pigeons, taking the most educated of shits upon the chess board.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2017, 12:11:38 am
I wish I were qualified to talk about the far-right  :sad:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on August 26, 2017, 09:49:16 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0101---Something-is-Wrong.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2017, 06:48:09 pm
Okay, that's the sort of thing we need around here.

TGRR,
Blind to irony.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Goddess Eris on August 27, 2017, 02:52:48 am
Yuck


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Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Pæs on August 27, 2017, 12:43:04 pm
Is this the comic thread now?

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Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on August 29, 2017, 06:48:02 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0102---Oogah-Boogah.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2017, 12:17:04 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on August 30, 2017, 02:03:16 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2017, 02:42:13 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?

Zazzen (sp?) sticks.  It helps with the learning.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on August 30, 2017, 03:16:43 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?

Zazzen (sp?) sticks.  It helps with the learning.

I was asking you questions in the hopes that you'd hit me with a stick. I'm trying to achieve Zen here, dammit.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2017, 05:30:33 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?

Zazzen (sp?) sticks.  It helps with the learning.

I was asking you questions in the hopes that you'd hit me with a stick. I'm trying to achieve Zen here, dammit.

If I could hit people through the internet, I'd die of exhaustion by dawn.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 30, 2017, 07:33:26 am
Zen is when you get to hit people with sticks whenever they ask you questions.  Cram suggested this years ago, and I endorse it.

What kinds of sticks? How many years ago? How many times do you hit them?

Zazzen (sp?) sticks.  It helps with the learning.

Only 1 z I think. "Zazen" is the meditation art and the Rinzai sect does the beating with the "stick of compassion". Then they thank their master for correcting them.

Greatest religious guru scam ever.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: LMNO on August 30, 2017, 12:52:33 pm
A cattle prod is more efficient.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Hoopla! on August 30, 2017, 11:18:33 pm
A cattle prod is more efficient.

^
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 01:55:12 am
A cattle prod is more efficient.

But it's not traditional.  I mean, outside of Birmingham.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on September 24, 2017, 11:27:36 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0103---You-Are-Boring.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on October 24, 2017, 06:57:37 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0104---Crybaby.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Hoopla! on October 24, 2017, 07:13:35 pm
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on February 14, 2018, 10:49:12 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0105---LOL.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on February 14, 2018, 10:49:52 pm
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

I think he's appropriately aggressive. And he is a gorilla, after all.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Faust on February 15, 2018, 08:28:49 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0105---LOL.png)
*stomp stomp stomp, clatter clatter clatter, sound of vase braking, twomp twomp twomp, pant pant pant*

I'm here.  What did I miss?
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Cramulus on February 15, 2018, 03:12:30 pm
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

cause Elvis only comes to the forum when he's drunk and judgmental

not really sure what he gets out of it, but clearly it makes him feel good to tell a bunch of people they suck


Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2018, 01:45:15 am
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

cause Elvis only comes to the forum when he's drunk and judgmental

not really sure what he gets out of it, but clearly it makes him feel good to tell a bunch of people they suck

I blame myself, really.  He was talking sense elsewhere, and I made the mistake of pointing it out.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: LuciferX on February 16, 2018, 08:12:16 am
*clap*. *clap* [as is typical to indicate class is in session]
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on May 07, 2018, 09:13:04 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0107---You-Left-Wingers.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Faust on May 07, 2018, 09:23:40 pm
 the absent character made me giggle
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Goddess Eris on June 07, 2018, 05:17:56 am
Pope Pelvis Flirtini without Pope Pelvis Flirtini, it's much funnier. Try removing yourself from all of your comedic attempts!
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: bpseudopod on June 08, 2018, 12:56:44 am
These comics suck.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Cain on June 08, 2018, 01:01:06 am
 :lulz:  Tough crowd in tonight
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2018, 09:58:26 pm
Thing is, OP *can* think and say intelligent things.  He says a lot of good stuff over at Scrubgenius.

For some reason, when he's here, he can't seem to stop trying to measure dicks by posting the same shit over and over again.  Either this means that scrub is more his kind of board, or that he just doesn't like us, which makes me wonder why he'd bother.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on October 08, 2018, 09:53:17 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0107---You-Left-Wingers.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on October 08, 2018, 09:58:22 pm
He says a lot of good stuff over at Scrubgenius.

Thanks, Roger. The feeling is mutual.

For some reason, when he's here, he can't seem to stop trying to measure dicks by posting the same shit over and over again.  Either this means that scrub is more his kind of board, or that he just doesn't like us, which makes me wonder why he'd bother.

That's because you're a bunch of assholes here. Or, at least you were when I first signed up. The problem isn't me; the problem is us.

Hopefully this will be the last time I actually respond to or address anything meaningful in this thread. I'd rather just shitpost mildly insulting comic strips once every few months.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 08, 2018, 10:06:18 pm
He says a lot of good stuff over at Scrubgenius.

Thanks, Roger. The feeling is mutual.

For some reason, when he's here, he can't seem to stop trying to measure dicks by posting the same shit over and over again.  Either this means that scrub is more his kind of board, or that he just doesn't like us, which makes me wonder why he'd bother.

That's because you're a bunch of assholes here. Or, at least you were when I first signed up. The problem isn't me; the problem is us.

Hopefully this will be the last time I actually respond to or address anything meaningful in this thread. I'd rather just shitpost mildly insulting comic strips once every few months.

I'm okay with shitposting.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Faust on October 09, 2018, 08:38:23 pm
He says a lot of good stuff over at Scrubgenius.

Thanks, Roger. The feeling is mutual.

For some reason, when he's here, he can't seem to stop trying to measure dicks by posting the same shit over and over again.  Either this means that scrub is more his kind of board, or that he just doesn't like us, which makes me wonder why he'd bother.

That's because you're a bunch of assholes here. Or, at least you were when I first signed up. The problem isn't me; the problem is us.

Hopefully this will be the last time I actually respond to or address anything meaningful in this thread. I'd rather just shitpost mildly insulting comic strips once every few months.
I enjoy your comics, but if people stop being mean to you they may stop being funny criticisms of us. It would ruin the effect.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on October 09, 2018, 08:52:10 pm
He says a lot of good stuff over at Scrubgenius.

Thanks, Roger. The feeling is mutual.

For some reason, when he's here, he can't seem to stop trying to measure dicks by posting the same shit over and over again.  Either this means that scrub is more his kind of board, or that he just doesn't like us, which makes me wonder why he'd bother.

That's because you're a bunch of assholes here. Or, at least you were when I first signed up. The problem isn't me; the problem is us.

Hopefully this will be the last time I actually respond to or address anything meaningful in this thread. I'd rather just shitpost mildly insulting comic strips once every few months.
I enjoy your comics, but if people stop being mean to you they may stop being funny criticisms of us. It would ruin the effect.

Damn. Good point. So, fuck you.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on November 07, 2018, 02:29:46 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0108---Sri-Syadasti.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on November 25, 2018, 01:35:33 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0109---The-Smartest-Guy-in-the-Room.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 25, 2018, 02:50:59 am
Okay that one's pretty good
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on May 11, 2019, 05:21:20 pm
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0110---Just-Ban-Me.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Faust on May 11, 2019, 06:18:06 pm
Your servers cert appears to be expired for https. and why, you have done nothing to be banned
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: The Johnny on May 12, 2019, 12:27:43 am

YOU DARE CALL US PIGEONS??????

GET HIM BOYS

Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: nullified on May 12, 2019, 05:04:00 am
Your servers cert appears to be expired for https. and why, you have done nothing to be banned

I think it's one of those "How am I supposed to be fucking furious with you if you're all so goddamned reasonable" kind of things.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 12, 2019, 05:49:17 am
I'm just curious as to whether or not he's still okay with Trump.
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on May 26, 2019, 03:28:29 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0111---Are-You-Okay-With-Trump.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Faust on May 26, 2019, 12:47:57 pm
Well, do you?
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Cramulus on May 26, 2019, 04:25:43 pm
Walking one evening along a deserted road, Pope Elvis Flirtini saw a troop of horsemen coming towards him. His imagination started to work; these could be Bad People, with Wrong Ideas.

Pope Elvis bolted, climbed a wall into a graveyard, and lay down in an open tomb. Puzzled at his strange behaviour, the men – forum dwellers – followed him. They found him stretched out, tense and quivering.

"What are you doing in that grave? We saw you run away. What are you doing???"

"It's more complicated than that," said Elvis, "Really, I am here because of you. And you are here because of me."





Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: nullified on May 28, 2019, 04:18:27 am
Walking one evening along a deserted road, Pope Elvis Flirtini saw a troop of horsemen coming towards him. His imagination started to work; these could be Bad People, with Wrong Ideas.

Pope Elvis bolted, climbed a wall into a graveyard, and lay down in an open tomb. Puzzled at his strange behaviour, the men – forum dwellers – followed him. They found him stretched out, tense and quivering.

"What are you doing in that grave? We saw you run away. What are you doing???"

"It's more complicated than that," said Elvis, "Really, I am here because of you. And you are here because of me."
:mittens:
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on May 30, 2019, 12:15:30 am
Walking one evening along a deserted road, a troop of horsemen saw Pope Elvis Flirtini coming towards them. Their imaginations started to work; this could be a Bad Person, with Wrong Ideas.

The troop bolted, climbed a wall into a graveyard, and all lay down in an open tomb. Puzzled at this strange behaviour, the man – a forum visitor – followed them. He found them stretched out, tense and quivering.

"What are you doing in that grave? I saw you run away. What are you doing???"

"It's more complicated than that," they said, "Really, we are here because of you. And you are here because of us."
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on May 30, 2019, 12:21:42 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0112.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on June 03, 2019, 01:04:25 am
(http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/art/comics/discordia/0113---Fuck-You.png)
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Faust on June 03, 2019, 09:32:15 am
That is almost holy enough that I could use it to explain discordianism to people
Title: Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
Post by: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on June 05, 2019, 12:04:19 am
That is almost holy enough that I could use it to explain discordianism to people

Finally, my job here is done.

Until it isn't.