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Started by Iason Ouabache, June 27, 2009, 01:19:18 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jenne

My husband's the peds equivalent of your mom, Cainad.  I think they're twins separated at concpetion.

Iason Ouabache

Just realized that my 2 1/2 year old daughter knows where her heart is. She is already smarter than 46.5% of adults. Now I just need to explain to her where her lungs are.
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Quote from: Iason Gayle on June 29, 2009, 05:32:05 PM
Just realized that my 2 1/2 year old daughter knows where her heart is. She is already smarter than 46.5% of adults. Now I just need to explain to her where her lungs are.

High physical intelligence, more body aware. Some incredibly intelligent people (mathematical, linguistic, etc) are horribly body aware.

That's why I said I'm not surprised.
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Richter

Quote from: Nigel on June 28, 2009, 08:40:44 PM
I once had a cardiologist tell me there was nothing wrong with my heart and that it was all in my head, after examining me and having me wear a monitor thing around for a couple of days. A few years later, it took 15 minutes in my GP's office hooked up to an ECG monitor for my regular doctor to tell me exactly what kind of arrhythmia I have.

Even highly-paid specialists miss the diagnosis, sometimes.

My cousin got dropped by one of those.  It was an obscure version of the condition though, and even a trained cardiologist needs to know to look specifically for it.  ("dropping dead for no apparent reason" was literally one of the symptoms)
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Quote from: Iason Gayle on June 27, 2009, 01:19:18 AM
... There was no significant difference between men and women, although women did perform better when a female body image was used. ...

:horrormirth: Who the fuck are these idiots that don't know where the heart and lungs are?????
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No significant change = small comfort.

I thought it was part of a high-school education to learn that.  Of course, it was in the "learn this for the class, you'll never need it" group for most of them, I imagine.

Iason Ouabache

Knowing where your heart is located isn't high school level education, it is stuff that is taught in pre-school.  Again I ask, WTF is wrong with these people? How have they managed to make it all the way to adulthood without accidentally forgetting to breathe at some point?

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Quote from: Richter on June 29, 2009, 07:25:52 PM"dropping dead for no apparent reason" was literally one of the symptoms

ah yes, they told me that as well, at Academic Hospital Inc.

it didnt help much, as I came there for a different problem (burnout), especially when the test(s) proved negative but the cardiologist refused to acknowledge that I am basically fine.

It took me a few months to realize she was just egging me on, and wanted to do additional research, cause having an elongated QT time is apparently something rare (and it might make a nice paper?)

So then I went to the Other Hospital, where a cardiologist did some tests and said "well it doesnt seem to do much, some people just have a slightly different heartbeat".

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(ok this is a very simplified version of the story, i dont want to bore you with details)
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Richter

Yup, we could both liekely rattle off a good bit more info on this.

Weird that the cardiologist wouldn't outright say you were OK though.  I kind of expect that over here, with the culture of frequent malpractice suits.  Still, a statement of "Baring unforseen difficulties, or extreme conditions, you are, as best we can tell from available data, healthy." would be nice to get!
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

My doctor says that I am basically fine. Dropping dead for no apparent reason is apparently NOT a symptom of the type of arrhythmia I have. Like my brain tumor and my epilepsy, it sounds terrible but really it's just an irritation, not a hazard.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

So are some of our hobbies, come to think of it.  Threat to life is no reason to cramp lifestyle, in either case.
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Cain

Quote from: Nigel on June 30, 2009, 03:49:39 PMDropping dead for no apparent reason is apparently NOT a symptom

For some reason, when reading this my eyes focused only on this section of the sentence, which made me go "wha?"