Urbandictionary lulz

[Cramulus]

so as a diversion, I'm an editor on urbandictionary (anybody can sign up, btw). As an editor, when you log in, you can determine whether submitted words are legit or should be nix'd.

90% of the things that have to be nixed are personal names

ie somebody submits the word Jake Smalls with the meaning "A total fag". You can submit the name "Jake" or "Smalls", but not a specific persons name, unless its a celebrity.

it's funny because probably 40% of the full names submitted also include these horror stories about the person in question.

here's the entry submitted for "meghann wood"

a girl who fucks guys who just break up with their girlfriends. Slut. acts all cute and innocent. She will act like ur bf and then sleep with ur man as soon as u break up. Has frequent uti's from being so dirty and sleeping around. freshman who has slept with like 4 to 5 guys. thinks she is tough, when u come at her, she will get others to fight her battles. manipulator. pumpkin shaped head and siamese looking face. skanking it up!

hahaha somebody has a grudge!

Short little midget who asks for everything. Im gonna laugh if she gets what she deserves.

anyway, occasionally I come across some really good entries. Such as:

Louisiana Extension Cord  - the act of crapping through a funnel into another's anus, then proceeding to have sex with said anus using crap as lube.

Kowabunga Fap  - The act of masturbating in the tune of the theme song of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Finally you ejaculate as the theme song says "Turtles in a Half Shell."


just thought I'd share

if you see anything else hilarious on urbandictionary, let us know

[LMNO]

How are the votes going for "Spag"?

[Cramulus]

our definition is at the top!

spag    204 up, 111 down 
Generally meaningless insult with only a passing phonological similarity to "fag". Commonly used by Discordians.

I was waiting in line behind this total spag, he was all like "ehhhh stop twisting my arm!" so I keep twisting until he gave me his lunch money.



attn: COME HIT THE THUMBS-UP BUTTON

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spag

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

Louisiana Extension Cord

[Cramulus]

saumil
A dickless idiot with a wierd face and an idiotic beard. Likes to drink piss, likes it better if it comes from homosexuals. Also means "100 miles" in Hindi.



the last sentence is so incongruent with the rest of the entry!  
it's like the person really wanted to stick it to saumil, and added this fun linguistic fact as an afterthought.




Fuck Norris
During intercourse, you pull out and karate chop your bitch in the vagina

[P3nT4gR4m]

Fuck Norris
During intercourse, you pull out and karate chop your bitch in the vagina

[Cramulus]

Vagabondage
1) A state of poverty that one can not generally escape, such as slavery or homelessness.
2) A type of sexual roleplay involving homeless people, generally unwillingly. i.e. rape.
3) A combination of both, a homeless sex slave.

As Xavier the Renegade Angel looked upon the homeless men, he asked inquisitively, "Why do you lie about in vagabondage?".

Sally is totally into "vagabondage", especially when it involves week old open bean cans.

[East Coast Hustle]

I've invented 2 sex terms that are well on the way to becoming common parlance in this tiny corner of the world. I think I put them on urbandictionary but I have no idea if they're still there.

Bissel - the opposite of a blumpkin. eating a girl out while she's sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Hot Blanket - when a girl has a Gunt too heavy for you to lift, so you just lube up the Gunt fold and fuck that instead.

[AFK]

Spice Rack needs to be added.