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Best Troll in History

Started by Placid Dingo, November 17, 2010, 08:44:56 AM

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Phox

Ya know, i had a conversation with a friend of mine about this earlier. We're pretty sure that Caligula was doing it for the lulz. He trolled an entire empire.

Jasper

Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2010, 03:03:50 AM
Quote from: Freeky on November 18, 2010, 02:49:12 AM
Glenn Beck? Has that been suggested yet?

Once again, he's too legit to be a troll.

Oh come on, he's totally PT Barnum style.  People who are sincerely that crazy can't hold a job that long.

Lies

Quote from: Sigmatic on November 18, 2010, 03:53:06 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2010, 03:03:50 AM
Quote from: Freeky on November 18, 2010, 02:49:12 AM
Glenn Beck? Has that been suggested yet?

Once again, he's too legit to be a troll.

Oh come on, he's totally PT Barnum style.  People who are sincerely that crazy can't hold a job that long.

Ever heard of this guy called the pope?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Phox

Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2010, 03:55:13 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 18, 2010, 03:53:06 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2010, 03:03:50 AM
Quote from: Freeky on November 18, 2010, 02:49:12 AM
Glenn Beck? Has that been suggested yet?

Once again, he's too legit to be a troll.

Oh come on, he's totally PT Barnum style.  People who are sincerely that crazy can't hold a job that long.

Ever heard of this guy called the pope?

Some popes were awesome trolls, no doubt.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Placid Dingo

Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2010, 01:45:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 18, 2010, 01:43:47 AM
Marie Antoinette.

Trolls can only dream they could piss off that many people with a single phrase.
In popular culture, the phrase "Let them eat cake" is often attributed to Marie Antoinette. However, there is no evidence to support that she ever uttered this phrase, and it is now generally regarded as a "journalistic cliché"

The 'evidence' I beleive is from the confessions of Robespeirre, whose depiction of the comment is inconsistant with her age IIRC.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2010, 01:45:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 18, 2010, 01:43:47 AM
Marie Antoinette.

Trolls can only dream they could piss off that many people with a single phrase.
In popular culture, the phrase "Let them eat cake" is often attributed to Marie Antoinette. However, there is no evidence to support that she ever uttered this phrase, and it is now generally regarded as a "journalistic cliché"

Sshe actually said let them eat brioche, which uses less flour than bread, apparently. Not as dumb as she was made out to be.

Lies

Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on November 18, 2010, 01:13:36 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2010, 01:45:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 18, 2010, 01:43:47 AM
Marie Antoinette.

Trolls can only dream they could piss off that many people with a single phrase.
In popular culture, the phrase "Let them eat cake" is often attributed to Marie Antoinette. However, there is no evidence to support that she ever uttered this phrase, and it is now generally regarded as a "journalistic cliché"

Sshe actually said let them eat brioche, which uses less flour than bread, apparently. Not as dumb as she was made out to be.

No, she didn't say that either.

Wiki it, you'll see.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Richter

"If they have no bread, let them eat shit"  - K. Hirano, with the FUNNY version.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Triple Zero

Recently, especially with the TSA shit going on as a result, I'd also have to nominate Al-Qaeda/Bin Laden/THE TERRRRISTS. Especially if you keep in mind that one scene in the Japanese TSA news-report animation with the Terrorist dude eating popcorn and laughing his ass off to the TV :lol:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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