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NIGEL! GET EOT'S SCURVY ASS BACK IN HERE AND

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 13, 2012, 05:46:47 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 13, 2012, 05:46:47 PM
GET HIM TO EXPLAIN HIS FUCKED UP HOME TOWN!

http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/45984479/

In Tucson, we DEMAND that behavior from our mayor, we don't recall the fucker!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
January 13, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
Ha! I would if I'd heard from the fucker in the last two weeks. He doesn't have a computer at home, either.

Also, isn't everyone in Wisconsin an alcoholic?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
January 13, 2012, 06:25:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
Ha! I would if I'd heard from the fucker in the last two weeks. He doesn't have a computer at home, either.

Also, isn't everyone in Wisconsin an alcoholic?

Yeah, but you're apparently not supposed to get caught.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
January 13, 2012, 06:25:44 PM
Portland's mayor is a lush and a fop who wears bow ties, with a penchant for barely-legal boys.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
January 13, 2012, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:25:44 PM
Portland's mayor is a lush and a fop who wears bow ties, with a penchant for barely-legal boys.

Tucson's mayor just sorta snapped one day, and now he wanders the legal district throwing up in wastebaskets and passing out on the sidewalk a few nights every month.

But that's not really newsworthy, mostly because he's not running again.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
January 13, 2012, 06:27:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 06:25:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
Ha! I would if I'd heard from the fucker in the last two weeks. He doesn't have a computer at home, either.

Also, isn't everyone in Wisconsin an alcoholic?

Yeah, but you're apparently not supposed to get caught.

Oh, those wacky Lutherans!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
January 13, 2012, 06:28:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:27:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 06:25:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:24:52 PM
Ha! I would if I'd heard from the fucker in the last two weeks. He doesn't have a computer at home, either.

Also, isn't everyone in Wisconsin an alcoholic?

Yeah, but you're apparently not supposed to get caught.

Oh, those wacky Lutherans!

Yeah, they're the ones that think Catholics have too much fun.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
January 13, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2012, 06:25:44 PM
Portland's mayor is a lush and a fop who wears bow ties, with a penchant for barely-legal boys.

Tucson's mayor just sorta snapped one day, and now he wanders the legal district throwing up in wastebaskets and passing out on the sidewalk a few nights every month.

But that's not really newsworthy, mostly because he's not running again.

For perspective on what Portland looks for in a mayor, our most legendary and beloved mayor of all time, Bud Clark, is this guy:



a renowned drunk who was (and still is) known for being invariably found at the Goose Hollow Inn.

(the story behind the poster: http://www.photographicimage.com/merchant.ihtml?pid=620&step=4)

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
January 13, 2012, 06:34:48 PM
That's...

fucking...

AWESOME!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#9
January 13, 2012, 06:37:42 PM
What Roger said.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
January 13, 2012, 06:42:12 PM
Yeah, it's hard to top ol' Bud.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
January 14, 2012, 05:23:49 PM
MAn, that makes my mayor seem boring. He's more of a sports guy. He takes to betting with the mayors of the towns with the opposing team. Apparently he's got a bet going on with the mayor of Denver that Brady is going to mop the floor with Tebow. Which I hope happens. Not because I give a balls about football, but because I'm sick of Tebow and if the broncos consistently lose to the Pats then that means god is on New England's side, which can lead to all sorts of lulz like God approves of gay marriage and shit.

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Don Coyote

#12
January 14, 2012, 08:34:14 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:23:49 PM
MAn, that makes my mayor seem boring. He's more of a sports guy. He takes to betting with the mayors of the towns with the opposing team. Apparently he's got a bet going on with the mayor of Denver that Brady is going to mop the floor with Tebow. Which I hope happens. Not because I give a balls about football, but because I'm sick of Tebow and if the broncos consistently lose to the Pats then that means god is on New England's side, which can lead to all sorts of lulz like God approves of gay marriage and shit.

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