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Hitler: Big in Burma

Started by Cain, January 10, 2013, 03:53:59 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on January 11, 2013, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2013, 02:16:32 PM
Well, Nazis don't ever actually die, right?  They just sort of lurk around in the wings

Especially if said wings are in Langley or Cape Canaveral.

Obviously.  It was my great-uncle Bill's opinion, which I share, that the Nazis won WWII.  Thing is, they weren't German Nazis, they were American and British.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Praetorian Guards for the Cold War. 

If there hadn't been a Soviet Union, we'd likely have hung a good 95% of the bastards.  Instead, we took the most publically known ones, the stupidest ones, and the rank and file and punished them, and then gave gold-plated, grade A bastards like Klaus Barbie cushy "consulting" jobs in counterinsurgency warfare, assassination and drug trafficking.

And people wonder why the world is a bit fucked up.