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If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 07, 2013, 02:12:01 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

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May 19, 2013, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2013, 12:29:19 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 18, 2013, 04:43:47 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on May 18, 2013, 03:01:26 AM
It's not a good strategy to plead guilty.  They always open with a not guilty plea and then possibly take a plea bargain

I hope they don't offer him a plea bargain.

They won't.  They have him cold.  He's pleading not guilty because he's so fucked, he may as well.

Plead guilty:  FUCKED.

Plead not guilty:  Tiny but greater than zero chance of not being fucked, or being a little less fucked.

*light comes on*
Thanks.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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