My Hate

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My Hate is a truck.  One of those big ore-hauler things, the kind that have the cab on the wrong side, and run over pickup trucks when dumbshits forget to drive on the left at the mines.  And it's growing.  My hate is a mansion with many rooms...Sort of like God, only I can't do all the cool shit he/she could do, if he/she could be BOTHERED to send a proper smiting around.

Yes, it grows.  It has pretty much grown to include everyone I don't interact with, and many of the people that DO interact with me.  Stupid fucking humans.  Give them a republic, they shut the fucking thing down.  Give them the interbutts, they treat it like television.  Give them a nice planet to live on, they breed like flies and turn it into a toxic waste dump.  Give them a dance floor, they sit at the bar.

I've had it up to HERE with You People.  You make NO SENSE.  You make me want to PUKE MY INTESTINES OUT.  Fucking staring zombies, the lot of you.  Are you simian?  Do you have opposable thumbs?  Have you traded your VERY SOUL for the RIGHT to SIT THERE LIKE A COW FLOP?

Well, FUCK YOU.  Fuck your stupid Goddamn F350 pickup trucks that take up 3 spaces.  Fuck your inability to use a fucking turn signal.  Fuck your complacency, your sleepy laziness, your willingness to be FUCKED by The Machine™, so long as you can STARE AT THINGS ALL DAY.  Fuck your game console, fuck your petty authority, fuck your WILLINGNESS TO SUBMIT to petty authority.

Fuck your petty, mewling, TINY hates.  Fuck your New And Acceptable Racism™, fuck your sneering at "welfare queens", fuck your casual acceptance of a new aristocracy.  Fuck your weak-ass "rebellion", fuck you for forgetting that we're STILL AT WAR in Afghanistan for NO REASON.  Fuck your partisan politics, fuck your willingness to CHANGE SIDES ON EVERY ISSUE, whenever the "two" parties shuffle around a bit in Washington.  Or London.  Or whatever.

I fucking hate you.  All of you.  All 7.23 billion of you stinking, slack-jawed primates.

I can hear it now..."I am a superior mutant!"  Really?  Whatcha done with that?  How's that working out for you?  Maybe 1% of the general population actually DOES things, and EVERYONE likes to think they're in that 1%.  But there's a 99% chance that anyone reading this is NOT in that 1%, isn't there? 

If I had MY way, I'd toss the whole fucking bunch of you into the llama pit, and walk away whistling.

Venomously yours,
TGRR

[Reginald Ret]

Rah!
Also, go fuck yourself!
Any hate not aimed at me is at most entertaining.
Any hate aimed at me makes the hater irrelevant to me.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

my first thought on that was...."llama pit"?
i'd tell you what the second thoughts were, but nope, i'm still stuck on how you'd kill someone in a pit filled with llamas

[The Good Reverend Roger]

my first thought on that was...."llama pit"?
i'd tell you what the second thoughts were, but nope, i'm still stuck on how you'd kill someone in a pit filled with llamas

They'd be gored to death, obviously.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

AMEN REVEREND!

I just told a prominent UK feminist that a 6000+ fb group with 3 mods wasn't working. The same racism conversation and massive flamewar (it's not pretty, a feminist bun-fight full of "i don;t see colour" and "reverse racism" got pretty heated.) got pretty ugly.

I did suggest they get a fucking forum fer crissakes (was diplomatic)

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

What is it with F5 anyway? Is it like some kind of sex organ that spooges if you mess with it long enough?

[Ben Shapiro]

Needs more llamas.
10/10 would read again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!

[P3nT4gR4m]

I used to hate. Not so much, nowadays. Now my hate has been replaced with contempt. It's similar but without the blood pressure issues. It doesn't require effort and attention like hate does. Quite the opposite, to hate someone is to plan to set them on fire. To hold someone in complete contempt is to feel absolutely nothing when they set themselves on fire.

Humans are fucking idiotic things and they make a shitty mess of most everything they touch. However there are places they can't touch. Places they're too fucking dumb to get to. So that's where I go. No humans, no garbage, no politics, talk shows and other self indulgent bullshit. Just planet earth, the way it was before humanity came along and started fucking everything up.

I stare at humanity, from miles away, burning and screaming and dying and killing each other and it's nothing but a distant backdrop for my friday night. I gave up caring about this species years ago. I doubt if I'll miss it when it's gone. It's worthless, shallow, irrelevant and meaningless. It isn't worth my attention, let alone my hate.

[LMNO]

Whoa.  P3NT just got scary.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

My hate is a very, very, very fine hate, with two clamps on my nard, life used to be so hard...

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

My hate is a very, very, very fine hate, with two clamps on my nard, life used to be so hard...

Now every hate is easy 'cause of youuuuuahhhhhhh naaaaa naaaaa nananana nanananananaaaaaaaa.....

[Reginald Ret]

I used to hate. Not so much, nowadays. Now my hate has been replaced with contempt. It's similar but without the blood pressure issues. It doesn't require effort and attention like hate does. Quite the opposite, to hate someone is to plan to set them on fire. To hold someone in complete contempt is to feel absolutely nothing when they set themselves on fire.

Humans are fucking idiotic things and they make a shitty mess of most everything they touch. However there are places they can't touch. Places they're too fucking dumb to get to. So that's where I go. No humans, no garbage, no politics, talk shows and other self indulgent bullshit. Just planet earth, the way it was before humanity came along and started fucking everything up.

I stare at humanity, from miles away, burning and screaming and dying and killing each other and it's nothing but a distant backdrop for my friday night. I gave up caring about this species years ago. I doubt if I'll miss it when it's gone. It's worthless, shallow, irrelevant and meaningless. It isn't worth my attention, let alone my hate.

Where?
I am very very interested.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I used to hate. Not so much, nowadays. Now my hate has been replaced with contempt. It's similar but without the blood pressure issues. It doesn't require effort and attention like hate does. Quite the opposite, to hate someone is to plan to set them on fire. To hold someone in complete contempt is to feel absolutely nothing when they set themselves on fire.

Humans are fucking idiotic things and they make a shitty mess of most everything they touch. However there are places they can't touch. Places they're too fucking dumb to get to. So that's where I go. No humans, no garbage, no politics, talk shows and other self indulgent bullshit. Just planet earth, the way it was before humanity came along and started fucking everything up.

I stare at humanity, from miles away, burning and screaming and dying and killing each other and it's nothing but a distant backdrop for my friday night. I gave up caring about this species years ago. I doubt if I'll miss it when it's gone. It's worthless, shallow, irrelevant and meaningless. It isn't worth my attention, let alone my hate.

Where?
I am very very interested.

Most of the islands off the west coast of scotland are uninhabited and, even the ones with people on have a better class of people. People who didn't grow up in a fucking rats nest with 50,000 other people all clambering over the top of them. I don't mind humans in small doses but when I'm surrounded by fucking legions of the bloody things I can't help thinking a cull would be nice.

Human life is a sacred miracle, right up until population density reaches the point where they become vermin