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Started by Dysnomia, March 25, 2010, 03:39:37 AM

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#15
March 25, 2010, 04:11:33 AM
Dono.  Define short/long beeps?
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#16
March 25, 2010, 04:15:07 AM
I would say a short beep would be atleast half a second, a long beep generally 1+ second
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#17
March 25, 2010, 04:17:02 AM
When my desktop blew last year I was having a similar problem. Turns out it was the motherboard/bios, and the bitch had to be replaced, and when I got the new motherboard, it wouldn't start at all because my power supply couldn't pull it  :argh!:. This was also in February 2009. Fuck that month.

However, I can't speak for a laptop. Try the USB keyboard first to at least get to the bios screen IF you can. If that doesn't work, well, I'm sure you were due for an upgrade anyway.
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#18
March 25, 2010, 04:29:50 AM
Don't have usb keyboard.  And it's only about a year old. :( can't afford a new one.  It's 5 short beeps
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#19
March 25, 2010, 04:46:10 AM
I reckon buy (Or try use a friends) USB keyboard and see if it works, and go from there
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#20
March 25, 2010, 04:50:09 AM
I don't know any friends who'd have one.  How much are these things?  Would it just be cheaper to send it somewhere?
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#21
March 25, 2010, 05:18:26 AM
usb keyboard? Your looking at something that can be like $5 or $30 (Don't bother spending more unless you have special needs or its wireless), I got mine for $10 at Markets.
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#22
March 25, 2010, 12:51:11 PM
Ok, SPS, stop trying to be like me. Stop copying my topics and stay away from my property! I see you out there! I'm getting the broom! Shoo!
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#23
March 26, 2010, 03:19:29 AM
IT'S FIXED



Apparently it was overheating?
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#24
March 26, 2010, 04:32:10 AM
That happens. Remember to put it on a table and not your lap.
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#25
March 26, 2010, 05:31:05 AM
and...turn it off once in a while.  >_>
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