Things about the AKK thread (which turned out to not be true)

[Mangrove]

He is a virtuoso when it comes to outlandish stage apparel.   

He said, quite clearly that he was not (and I quote) a 'virtuosso'.

Don't put words into his mouth! 

It's as if you're trying to use his posts out of context.....

[AFK]

He's too modest. 

[BadBeast]

Having never experienced the dubious privilege of one to one discourse with AKK, I feel that maybe I could bring a little more objectivity to this thread. So I am now trying to find examples of different character traits. Not just funny/ bizzarre/disturbing ones. (My own comments in blue)

Misogeny vs Horndog desperation.

"The chix I cant stand and make me want to die but are nevertheless allowed to make appearances in my existence prefer ani defranco, tori amos, dresden dolls and other such nonsense that makes me want to die inside."

"The whiney sappy emo girls unanymously agree on "making love" to Portishead."

"I'll only "make love" with you, if we can listen to Portishead!" Says whiney, sappy,  (and presumably blind) emo girl.

"I live in a bachelor pad, porn mail won't be frowned upon, and any chix who come over here are likely to want to watch some versus being creeped out by it."

My guess is "creeped out" wins, every time.

"So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".

She asked me for name ideas that might detract from how bad the last name sounds.

I replied with the obvious "You should call it 'Baby Stomp'." and proceeded to fall out of my chair and point and laugh at her."

Offensive charm, rather than charm offensive.

"wish I knew more prostitutes, at least they are honest about taking your money and they leave when you are done with them without having to be told."

AKK / Are you a Prostitute?
Prostitute/ God no! Get out of here, creep!

How unforgettable he is

"I used to know a chic on AOL who was a bit of a haxor and a fetish model who also was a fire breather (alias ***** among others).
If you were her you'd remember me, I'm not so easy to forget".

Girls name blotted out, in case she ever wants to date anyone else. (Presuming she ever forgets  er, . .whatsisname?

On manners.

"For future communication try not being obnoxious if you want something from me, I don't respond positively to rudeness, maybe some people you know do, but i'm not one of them".

I'll bear that in mind, if ever I want to correspond.

"I'll entertain any concerns you have, like everyone else, so long as it can be done in a way that doesn't jab at me".

Because he's such a delicate flower

And reciprocation.

"Ambassador Kaos has decided to school you mother fuckers on some core values as it seems many of you either 1, got dropped on the head too many times as an adult or 2, had parents that didn't properly instill a sense of individuality in you and you've since been living your life as a sad excuse for a failed abortion".


"I said it a hundred times before, treat me decently and I'll return the favor, the reverse is also true."

Alignment

"I think that most people will find that many of the ideas that I express are ones that they also subscribe to on some level.
When and how I present these things and when and how they are recieved is where things aren't always lining up."

No shit!

On Nazis

"AKK is weak in not only current events, but also history and politics.
That being said:  SS soldiers, were they right?"

" if I was hitler... well, I'd be him and give the same orders to cleanse the land."

"In this manner I've been labelled as Hitler or worse by many a hippy in my day, but that's usually out of their lack of understanding of what respecting something is."

People have such terrible pre-conceptions about Nazis.

On bias, in the Media.

"I happen to have known several journalists in my day and each one of them proved to be a scumbag I refused to associate with... just a personal history note..."

Having heard a little bit of "enjoy your Aids", I'm presuming they were all Music Journalists.

On Bullshit detection

" I have studied some lie detection techniques and such, which only increased my overall paranoia about how much my eyes betray of my thoughts."

A few examples of the hard on he nurses,  for Roger

"Do notice that while TGRR was ignoring me I didn't go out of my way to provoke him.  He came and poked at me"

"Are you quite done yet Roger?  wake me up when you get there..."

"I must think you especially enjoy playing me because of how much time you spend at it."

"Seriously Roger, one day you'll look back on how much effort you wasted on trying to make me into something you find palletable and laugh at yourself"

"Roger, everyone knows you look up to me too much to hand me over to the CIA."

" There is still an unreal expectation for someone who doesn't know Roger personally to blindly accept the fact that he might not be completely forged from fiery burrito excrement"

"And the issue is that Roger (and those underneath the control of his orbital brain lasers) is still attempting to exert a degree of control on an external force and is getting furious about how the nature of the universe is not conforming to his whims"

I'm go back to ignoring you (and in doing so cut the jacking of this thread short) Roger because I can't even get a reasonable response to a reasonable question from you

Blowing hot & cold here, what?

On LSD

"Having used plenty of LSD in my days of depravity and a plethora of other drugs AND having spent several days on sleep deprivation I know what both do".

"You WILL hallucinate"

On his "Training"

"In crisis my training usually takes the form of a pragmattic philosophy and runs down the list:

Assess the threat
Fight or flight
assess the damage
damage control
Learn form the crisis
Refortify stronger"

I think he left "Stamp my feet, and flounce off like a six year old girl with wet knickers" off the list.
I did look for good stuff, that wasn't creepy, or wierd, honestly I did, but you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  I think it might be time for "Everything I need to know, I learned from AKK".

[BadBeast]

Shoot once for love, shoot twice for fun
Did you like your breakdown? ...much more madness shite lyricsyet to come

(No want, no need, to breathe, to die...
No hope, no fear no love no light.sense of when to call it a day..)

Just one sweet eternal kiss, I sure hope this bullet's blessed got my name on it
I will never release impress you, So put the gun my tiny willy to your lips, I'll take care of the rest

I'm not going to break go away like you want me to, Not gonna scream stop like you want me to screamstop
And I'm not going to dance like you want me to MC Hammer, Into your traps that you want me to feed
(fucker)

No want, no need, to breathe, to die talent... No hope, no fear no love no light. end to my fail..

[the last yatto]

[BadBeast]

[BadBeast]

"Improving the "Optical Ergonomics" of forum posts is on my agenda.
I'm practicing at it.  In time I'll get a good handle on it and it will soon then after become old hat."
Good luck with that.