Georgia Considers Replacing Firefighters With Free Prison Laborers

[PopeTom]

I support replacing all public servants with prison inmates. Firefighters, Policemen, Prison Guards, Social Workers, Legislators, and the President of the United States. Our government would be run with significantly higher ethical standards that way.

So..

1) Arrest Illegal aliens
2) Get them to work in community jobs for free
3) Thus solving the problem of illegal aliens taking jobs away from Americans.

[Triple Zero]

next up prison guards training prison guards to guard prisoners training prisoners to be criminals guarding prison guards.

[kingyak]

next up prison guards training prison guards to guard prisoners training prisoners to be criminals guarding prison guards.

And every last one of them is on fire.

[Cramulus]

Next step: inmates will work in nursing homes.

And schools! Don't forget schools... why, we could halve our education expenses!

They say prisons are a school for criminals.  Therefore it, stands to reason that schools are a prison for our children.  This logic is impeccable proof criminals would make excellent teachers, or pupils excellent criminals, or both.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

next up prison guards training prison guards to guard prisoners training prisoners to be criminals guarding prison guards.

And every last one of them is on fire.