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Started by East Coast Hustle, May 08, 2011, 06:42:50 AM

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East Coast Hustle

May 08, 2011, 06:42:50 AM
...nothing at all. Nothing to see here. Nothing going on.

ECH,
Doesn't care about the Bruins. Doesn't care about the Bruins. Doesn't care about the Bruins. GONNA MAKE THE LIGHTNING LOOK LIKE POND-HOCKEY BENCHWARMERS. Doesn't care about the Bruins. Doesn't care about the Bruins.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#1
May 08, 2011, 02:33:01 PM
OH...NO....SUH....

IT'S FUCKING ON YOU HYPOCRITICAL EXCUSE FOR A BOSTON FAN.

COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE.

THE BOLTS ARE GOING TO REMIND THE BRUINS HOW TO FUCKING CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS, THAT'S WHAT.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#2
May 08, 2011, 04:18:27 PM
NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS BETTER THAN THE BRUINS. NEED I REMIND YOU OF LAST YEAR? WE GOT OUR REMINDER ALREADY, NOW IT'S TIME TO REMIND OUR WNHL OPPONENTS WHY HOCKEY ISN'T SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN FLORIDA.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#3
May 08, 2011, 04:52:18 PM
ON THE PLUS SIDE, THE BRUINS ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING IS DISTRACTING BOSTON FANS FROM HOW MEDIOCRE THE RED SOX ARE PERFORMING.

...ONCE AGAIN, TAMPA BAY IS GOING TO PUT BOSTON IN THEIR FUCKING PLACE, WHICH IS ON THEIR ASS, SULKING LIKE A BUNCH OF BITCHES.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#4
May 09, 2011, 11:41:51 PM
DF: I'm sorry. We'll have to be enemies for the next week.

Me: Pssh. Lightning in 5. I'll spot you one.

DF: Um. No. Bruins in 4.

Me: The Bruins couldn't sweep the Bolts if they owned a broom.

DF: I wonder who won all their regular season meetings this year? Oh yeah...

Me: It's not regular season anymore. Different momentum. Kthx. Take your shower, I can smell your filthy Boston cooties from here. :P

DF: Your luck is that you'll only be able to have a baby that is born a Boston fan.

Me: Yeah, sorry, my uterus BROKE when I moved to New England. It went, "fuck this". and sterilized itself.

DF: I...Fuck. I got nothing.



Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#5
May 17, 2011, 11:39:28 PM
GAME TWO.

BRING IT.

KTHX.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#6
May 18, 2011, 03:02:12 AM
COCK
ASS
FUCK
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#7
May 18, 2011, 03:21:20 AM
Did something happen?

LMNO
-retired from sports fandom.

Suu

#8
May 18, 2011, 03:24:13 AM
It's pretty evident that the Bruins are taking game 2.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#9
May 18, 2011, 03:27:24 AM
Um.  And?


Wait. Are you telling me some FL team is in the playoffs?


Or even more unbelievable: the Islanders are actually good again?

Suu

#10
May 18, 2011, 03:54:08 AM
Wait, the Islanders were GOOD?!


Also, you're missing a fucking EPIC GAME. It's 6-5 now Bruins, 4 mins left.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#11
May 18, 2011, 03:57:04 AM
I am so lost.

Suu

#12
May 18, 2011, 04:01:29 AM
Okay, I think I just witnessed one of the greatest games in hockey ever.

Bruins won over Lightning, 6-5, but it was RIDICULOUS. THE WHOLE GAME WAS FUCKING NUTS. Lightning ended on an empty net.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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