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Difficult Choices: On the Tip of your Tongue

Started by Cramulus, June 27, 2011, 05:19:17 PM

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What would you rather do?

Lick the entire surface area of a tire
8 (36.4%)
Chew on gum from the sidewalk for 15 minutes
14 (63.6%)

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Cramulus

#30
June 28, 2011, 07:54:25 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2011, 07:53:49 PM
Can I pour whiskey all over the tire?


  I'll allow it.
            \

Elder Iptuous

#31
June 28, 2011, 08:21:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 28, 2011, 07:54:25 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2011, 07:53:49 PM
Can I pour whiskey all over the tire?


  I'll allow it.
            \



with a power sprayer?

Cramulus

#32
June 28, 2011, 08:32:18 PM
     Nope, we're doing this the old fashioned way.
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Freckleback

#33
June 28, 2011, 08:37:52 PM
Doesn't disinfecting with alcohol kind of defeat the whole purpose?

LMNO

#34
June 28, 2011, 08:40:58 PM
Quote from: nihilbilly on June 28, 2011, 08:37:52 PM
Doesn't disinfecting with alcohol kind of defeat the whole purpose?

The purpose is making a choice.  Please explain your questing in more detail.

Freckleback

#35
June 28, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 08:40:58 PM
Quote from: nihilbilly on June 28, 2011, 08:37:52 PM
Doesn't disinfecting with alcohol kind of defeat the whole purpose?

The purpose is making a choice.  Please explain your questing in more detail.

It removes the difficulty.  At least for me.

chewing sterilized gum > licking sterilized tire

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#36
June 28, 2011, 08:59:32 PM
I'd gargle with Listerine for awhile and then chew the gum. And do a lot of saliva-spitting. Don't want to swallow that shit. Then more gargle.



ETA: Have picked up gum from the street-side, pulled gravel off of it, and chewed it for awhile before. When I was young and still lived at home. Did not die.
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#37
June 28, 2011, 09:02:10 PM
Quote from: nihilbilly on June 28, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 08:40:58 PM
Quote from: nihilbilly on June 28, 2011, 08:37:52 PM
Doesn't disinfecting with alcohol kind of defeat the whole purpose?

The purpose is making a choice.  Please explain your questing in more detail.

It removes the difficulty.  At least for me.

chewing sterilized gum > licking sterilized tire
THEN THE CHOICE IS MADE!
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personally, if i were to chew the gum i wouldn't be able to stop wondering whose mouth it was being chewed in previously, whereas the road, i can picture fairly surely and could concentrate on the delicious whiskey...

Succulent Plant

#38
June 28, 2011, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 28, 2011, 02:12:38 PM

with the gum, on the plus side, you're getting all the bacteria in the first 10 seconds, the rest of the time is just spent chewing that disgusting hairy blob


WHY is the gum HAIRY?  :crankey:

Cramulus

#39
June 28, 2011, 09:58:39 PM
The thrilling backstory to this dilemma is that I got out of my car, looked at my tires (which were looking kind of flat), then stepped into a hairy wad of gum.

so actually the gum is not so random

and a little bit of hair is still stuck to the bottom of my shoe.  :mccain:

Triple Zero

#40
June 28, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2011, 07:53:49 PM
So you walk into work, home, your bar/pub afterwards and say: I licked a tire yesterday and got tire-rhea!

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#41
June 28, 2011, 10:49:15 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 28, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2011, 07:53:49 PM
So you walk into work, home, your bar/pub afterwards and say: I licked a tire yesterday and got tire-rhea!

fixt!

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